I'd like to help you get over your phobia (:rolleyes: )

'3for2 on marked items'

guaranteed to have me shopping elsewhere :thumbsup:

I've just sold the last one

Who are you going to satisfy with that??












Me baby, Me :D

The sound of breaking glass, followed by, "I didn't do it Mommy!"

:) Sierra

The new office is in Leeds!


Jim

The word "Diet" gives me the willies.

"To be honest with you" you know they're not going to be!

"Yes, but" the but always gets in the way.

"At the end of the day" what the hell as the end of the day got to do with anything?

"It wasn't me" coz you now know it was!

It's hammer time

You're just jealous coz the voices only talk to me - George Bush

[ on a contract [

..' there may be occasions when you will be asked to work beyond the normal hours..'

and

..' you will be obliged to attend meetings which..'

the cars a write off (has happened to me) :gag:

Hello, and welcome to ??, you now have 4 options, please listen carefully ..

Dozy

Sorry but we can't take it out of the window -doh!

Not tonight darling, I have a headache :roll:

a poem.

the call came expectedly out of the blue
its not me , its you
there was nothing we could do
and as much as I love you
close enough will never do

a poem.

the call came expectedly out of the blue
its not me , its you
there was nothing we could do
and as much as I love you
close enough will never do

good, now put it to music:cool:

you dont ask for much do you cressida dear :D

When Im with my lover in my house " Hello honey, Im home !!" :D

you dont ask for much do you cressida dear :D

I know you have it in you:)

When Im with my lover in my house " Hello honey, Im home !!" :D

now remember what I told happened to the Italian, the husband threw a hammer that smashed the rear window of his car - best swap places with me:D :D

Sorry but we can't take it out of the window -doh!

Do you mean ,sorry we cant make it out of the window.(when you are with your married boy friend) ;)

I could find a melody for it, but I dont write music, the chords would have to come from a 'proper' musician.

on an unrelated subject, did you know we have the same birthday?

I could find a melody for it, but I dont write music, the chords would have to come from a 'proper' musician.

on an unrelated subject, did you know we have the same birthday?

I sure did, aquarians rule remember

Do you mean ,sorry we cant make it out of the window.(when you are with your married boy friend) ;)

a married boyfriend -which one is that? Ken (neighbour across the road) told me Stanley Jones married a woman who has a hump - is that the one? I am hoping he isn't Poshman

agreed :D

anyway, back on topic, any combination of words can be the worst thing you can hear, it all depends on the context and delivery.

agreed :D

anyway, back on topic, any combination of words can be the worst thing you can hear, it all depends on the context and delivery.

so you write the lyrics?


(did you go anywhere nice on our birthday?)

I sure did, aquarians rule - never forget that:)

Do you fancy him then ?

Do you fancy him then ?

I find it hard to fancy anyone I have never met, anyway you know I have a thing for older men:love: Mr. Jones is 73 but if he is Poshman I wouldn't say no

I find it hard to fancy anyone I have never met, anyway you know I have a thing for older men:love: Mr. Jones is 73 but if he is Poshman I wouldn't say no

Who is this Poshman ?

on our birthday ( I kinda like that :D ) the lads in the sharp cuts took me out on a magical mystery tour, well, we went to dronfield and unstone, and many beverages were consumed, unfortunately I was in the middle of a nasty bout of sinusitis and ended up going to the walk in centre at the hallamshire the next day, and spending the rest of the week in bed feeling dreadful.

and yes, I do write the lyrics..

www.myspace.com/thekoenig

Who is this Poshman ?

He was at the pub - 6'3" slim, and he had this very posh voice, not the type I would have gone for a few years back, but I am finding the more intelligent the man is the more I find it seductive, after all to keep things bubbling you have to have ideas etc. and the more imaginative and clever you are the more you can spice things up

He was at the pub - 6'3" slim, and he had this very posh voice, not the type I would have gone for a few years back, but I am finding the more intelligent the man is the more I find it seductive, after all to keep things bubbling you have to have ideas etc. and the more imaginative and clever you are the more you can spice things up

6`3" tall. You know what they say about tall men cressy dont you ? ;)

6`3" tall. You know what they say about tall men cressy dont you ? ;)

no but I would like to find out (only with him though):love:

on our birthday ( I kinda like that :D ) the lads in the sharp cuts took me out on a magical mystery tour, well, we went to dronfield and unstone, and many beverages were consumed, unfortunately I was in the middle of a nasty bout of sinusitis and ended up going to the walk in centre at the hallamshire the next day, and spending the rest of the week in bed feeling dreadful.

magical mystery tour - that's a good idea, I'd like to go to Castleton at night it's all lit up, and there are loads of places to eat, gift shops , pubs

magical mystery tour - that's a good idea, I'd like to go to Castleton at night it's all lit up, and there are loads of places to eat, gift shops , pubs


Did it a couple of Christmas' ago. Great night out..

The pubs were empty apart from our party of 30!!

Jim

"Welcome back", from the receptionist at the dentists.

Anything your doctor says that you don't understand because straight away you start to fear the worst.

"It's not as big as your brother's"

"It's not as big as your grandad's"

I never like to hear the word 'Leeds'.


Except for when it is used in conjunction with United, Football, Club and relegated.

"If you don't stop playing with it, it'll drop off!"