Inspired by the whistling thread..


Do you ever have visitors who like to occasionally yawn and scream at the same time?
Know what I mean?
Out of the blue they suddenly yawn and go "ARRRRRRRRRRGH"!

The other halfs dad does it constantly and scares the living shi- out of me.

Next to whistling, its THE most annoying thing someone can do.

You mean a Bagpuss yawn ?

You mean a Bagpuss yawn ?

Exactly! Only a thousand times louder and ten times as long!

The other halfs dad visited us last night and immediately proceeded to yawn and bellow like a gut-shot gorilla.
My nerves were shot by the end of it all and the fun thing is, theyre bound to call tonight-knowing my luck, when Dr Who is on.
Daddy yawns and screams, amd Mummy constantly witters on and on about pure cack without taking a bloody pause to draw breath.


I may have to invest in a firearm of some sort..

:hihi: I know what you mean, my partner does it! He does it really loud :mad: Infact he does everthing really loud! I sometimes have to tell him to quieten down when he talks to me cause he speaks that loud! He rattles my ear drums :hihi: Might just be me with sensitive ears though. Poor sod can't do owt right!

I'm going to get a staw n a bit of rolled up card or something n blast it in his mouth when hes yawning :hihi: I will have to practice my aim first!

Im just going to invest in a baseball bat. All of Julies family are loud and larger than life people, so Im going to sit calmly with the bat in hand, and if they exceed a certain decibel level, Im going to gently rap them on the bridge of the nose with it.

Im just going to invest in a baseball bat. All of Julies family are loud and larger than life people, so Im going to sit calmly with the bat in hand, and if they exceed a certain decibel level, Im going to gently rap them on the bridge of the nose with it.

HaHa :hihi:

It might make them all go "ARRRRRRRRRRGH"! really loud though :hihi: then they all might start yawning and going "ARRRRRRRRRRGH"! because of the shock n tiredness from the bump you gave them! It could make things worse :hihi:

Good luck!

just get some ear plugs and then you can sit there and look interested in whatever is being said, without having to listen to any of it ;)

do that a lot myself & you've really got me started now :)

The other halfs dad visited us last night and immediately proceeded to yawn and bellow like a gut-shot gorilla.
My nerves were shot by the end of it all and the fun thing is, theyre bound to call tonight-knowing my luck, when Dr Who is on.
Daddy yawns and screams, amd Mummy constantly witters on and on about pure cack without taking a bloody pause to draw breath.


I may have to invest in a firearm of some sort..

Dirty deeds done cheap .. :hihi: :hihi: