I took my little girl to McDonalds for a happy meal and after eating I needed the lav. So I took her with me as she is only 3 and told her to stand by the sinks while I stood at the urinal. As I am stood there I heard her speaking,
" Hello what are you doing? Did you have a Big Mac like my dad?"
I turned around to find my daughter had crawled under the door of the toilet cubicle and was engaging the chap on the other side of the door.
I grabbed her feet and pulled her back out huriedly picking her up to leave hastily. Her parting comment was,

" Dad that man was having a poo it was smelly"

I apologise if you were that person having a quick trousers down session

LOL - that's well funny!

Brilliant tale from McDonalds - you'll remember that for ever and chuckle. I was carrying my young son in the queue at the supermarket. He pointed at a bloke in the next queue and announced in a loud voice, "Dad, that man looks like a monkey!". Try and pretend the kid in your arms is not with you.

Stoatboy. whats your life like???? Did you take your daughter in a pram to McDonalds? Or is it okay for you and not others. Taking a 3 year old into a mens toilet, you should be arrested weirdo!

Originally posted by Ronin
Stoatboy. whats your life like???? Did you take your daughter in a pram to McDonalds? Or is it okay for you and not others. Taking a 3 year old into a mens toilet, you should be arrested weirdo!

well he couldnt really take her into the womens toilets could he:rant:

Kids! Don't you just love them!

When my son was 4 - he wandered over to a huge bloke in building supplies yard and prodded him in his more than ample stomach and asked him

"wow - thats the biggest tummy in the world. what's in there?"
:o I nearly died of embaressment.

Fortunately the bloke in question was very and nice and just responded with,

"pies and beer sonny, pies and beer"

Originally posted by Ronin
Stoatboy. whats your life like???? Did you take your daughter in a pram to McDonalds? Or is it okay for you and not others. Taking a 3 year old into a mens toilet, you should be arrested weirdo!

:lol: you trying to make everyone dislike you?

I'm hurt!!!!!! I just want to be loved like everyone else.




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Volo non valeo

Originally posted by jessycar
:lol: you trying to make everyone dislike you?

i think hes tryin his new toy out amazing what you can buy from index these days:loopy: :loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

Originally posted by Ronin
Stoatboy. whats your life like???? Did you take your daughter in a pram to McDonalds? Or is it okay for you and not others. Taking a 3 year old into a mens toilet, you should be arrested weirdo!

hello it is he daughter (so what would u do )

Things my son said when he was very young;
Who painted the sky?

What's God's second name?

Seeing black and white tv "haven,t they coloured it in yet?

Seeing a stationary snail "have the batteries run out?

Asked "what does God do?" Told "He creatd eveything" Reply "well he hasn,t
created much that I can see.People build houses."

On picking a bilberry "hey it,s got jam in it"

Seeing fish on a fishmongers slab "Can they still see now they,re dead?"and
"don,t they mind being dead?"

His friend Ben in the rush hour in Colwyn Bay "will there be any Welsh people in all them cars?"

When my little boy was about three he asked a middle aged female family friend. "If you are a lady, why are you growing a beard? " I felt soooooooooo embarrassed.

When I was working at a nursery placement there was this little lad who pulled his willy out over the top of his trousers, he then started to wiggle his hips in front of this little girl and started to sing "Ive got a little something for ya"

The little lad in question then turned around and said "My Daddy does that to my Mummy".

Needless to say me and the other nursery nurse creased up laughing.

Originally posted by Ronin
Stoatboy. whats your life like???? Did you take your daughter in a pram to McDonalds? Or is it okay for you and not others. Taking a 3 year old into a mens toilet, you should be arrested weirdo!

Thank you for your informed and well thought out comments I feel enlightened by your wisdom.

My friend Y has little boy C who is going to be 4 in December...

C said to his Mum... 'When Daddy grows up he's gonna be a Woman' When my Y told me i was in stitches of laughter... I told Y she ought to get C to tell Daddy...

You should have seen Daddies face when C told him...

Kids are great...

C hasnt got to grips that Men & Women are different lol... Bless

When I was 4 yrs old I made a telephone call to a total stranger and told her that I had no knickers on. :blush:

My friends neice came home from nursery one day and told her mum that she had had an accident and pooed her pants. Mum asked her is she told the teacher and asked for help but the little girl said that she had taken care of it herself.

Mum was very proud thinking how grown up her little cherub was until she took the lunch box out for washing-up and found the offending item. :D

Originally posted by Ronin
Stoatboy. whats your life like???? Did you take your daughter in a pram to McDonalds? Or is it okay for you and not others. Taking a 3 year old into a mens toilet, you should be arrested weirdo!

When i was a tot no matter who i was with... may it have been my Mum or Dad they would take me into the toilets with them should they have needed to go... Or if i needed to go for that matter...

Its not weird... Children of that age are too young to really know whats going on anyway... weird would be letting your littles ones go alone!

it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do with a kid... are you supposed to leave a 3 year old on her own whilst you go the loo?

The other day when I picked up my son from the childminders we were walking home when we passed this Elderly woman, my son then turned around and said to me, "Blimey mum, she's old, will she die tommorrow".

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me cos he said this within earshot of this poor elderly woman, she turned around and gave me this really disaproving glare.

Is this art deco? asked by my son about my artexed kitchen walls :P

When my sister was younger she asked my mum 'When i'm 12 will you be dead' :o

Here's a couple from when my daughter was at a Catholic Primary School.

After being taken to church for the first time and seeing the older kids receive communion, I overheard one of her class mates say "We went to church and a big fat man called Farmer Giles gave the big kids a huge white chocolate button each but we didn't get one and it's not fair!" Farmer Giles was Father Charles and the chocolate button was the communion wafer!!

Also, after picking her up from the school christmas disco, we took her and my son, then about 2, into the toilets. He washed his hands and asked me for a "Papal towel!!"

was only 8 years old at the time and used to suffer travel sickness even on a bus to town!!.. one day he was moaning he was hungry and i had made him wait till we got where we were going until he could eat but he moaned and moaned like they do ...awwwww why cant i ..i wont be sicccccck aww mom whyyyyyyyyyyy. so i gave in by giving him a funsize mars bar . no not good enough he was hungrier that that he stated!! then he came up with .mommmmm why dont you give me something to eat that i dont like , it will take me longer to eat it i wont gobble it cos i wont like it and i wont be as hungry .. theres logic there somewhere!!!! lolol

Originally posted by Mo
When I was 4 yrs old I made a telephone call to a total stranger and told her that I had no knickers on. :blush:

My friends neice came home from nursery one day and told her mum that she had had an accident and pooed her pants. Mum asked her is she told the teacher and asked for help but the little girl said that she had taken care of it herself.

Mum was very proud thinking how grown up her little cherub was until she took the lunch box out for washing-up and found the offending item. :D

pmsl but yuk