What nick names do you call your pets? I call my piggies the wheekers (original, I know) what do you call yours?

it is not mine cos we aint keeping her wish i could but im allergic.But the staffy we are looking after at mo till its rehomed we call her titch.bless as she has no name at moment.

Various cats we've had over the years have occasionally been given the nickname 'FBPC' at different times of their life....

FBPC = Fat ******* Pussy Cat!

:o Joe thats terrible :hihi:

Candy the cat has a variety of nicknames depending on how she behaves!

Mogster - to the tune of that song, 'what's that coming over the hill.....'

Osama Bin Laden- when she terrorises the whole neighbourhood:mad:

Candy de Bobo - on the occasions that she is sweet:gag:

Candy and a currant bun - thats why we named her, the Pink Floyd song ( she was Syd but didn't have the right equipment!)

JLo - she is very gifted in the bottom area:hihi:

Fuzzy chops
Hairy ears
ticky toes (we have laminate in a couple of rooms)
Boogley dog

there's more but I'll have to post when I remember some more :D

:o Joe thats terrible :hihi:

I know..... :)

The first cat we had was called Curious and used to get called Mr C.

We used the name before the Shamen did, though. ;) The one thing C did have in common with the Shamen was a predilection for recreational pharmaceuticals in the form of catnip. :)

my cat, jasper (jazz) is "diddle-jazz", "biddle-biddle-puss", "Tiddle-cat" and "Magnifi-cat", by turns! oh, and he's sometimes "cooking fat" (:lol: ) (depending on how cold or wet I am getting, standing on my doorstep, shouting him in when it's bad weather)

my dog is "poodle", "daft-dog" and "puddle-duddle", mostly, and "crisp-monster" if I go to the pub with him, and he's begging for crisps.

Molly the chocolate lab is either Molly Brown or winks (not sure where that one came from) Brando the American Bulldog answers to big head!:hihi:

my dogs nickname is Tosh cos every morning he has a sneezing fit and he sounds like hes saying tosh when he sneezes!!! i think he is allergic to us humans ......so look out there may be a post from him one day asking for homes for me and oh cos he is allergic to us!!! LOL:D

My older guinea pigs are generally called big girls, with lola usually being called the devil as shes always the one causing trouble!
My Younger pigs are the weenies, and the male is siddy-bean, sid-ling, fat sid, siddy-bumble or bumby lol

The oldest dog is sometimes deffo, fat ted, or teddy face and the youngest is floosey or tilly-tot

our chocolate Havana cat Aero gets called chunky (aero) a lot.
Alfie the barmy bengal is the 'Little B*gger' on account of he's always getting onto or causing trouble/damage, either that, or 'Freddie' - He answers to a variety of anmes as he loves any kind of attention.
Amber the Maine Coon answers to 'Bam-Bam' or 'Fluffy' and Ashia the Wegie becomes 'Pash-Pash'.
Minty the oap moggie is sometimes called 'Nu-Nu' cos she hoovers food up like a vacuum cleaner (long before I knew what a teletubby was) either that, or Snoopy cos she is white n black like snoopy the peanuts dog.
and the daft doberman Ailsa gets called 'Nellie' or 'dobermutt' depending what she's been up to when I have cause to call her...

She usually answers to Tilly Trouble, and my friends mum called her Atilly the Hun one day when she was being particularly obnoxious.:hihi:

My t'other half calls my 2 cats Gayfield & Rat :hihi: :hihi:

Silly Billy Lilly, The Lillster, Her Highness, The Madam, and Lilly Pot Pie - no idea why on that one!

My Rottie Charlie - chazaboy
My cat fraggle - tuttyboy
LOL

my cat mooch quite often gets called 'millymoocho'. I dont know why but perhaps i should stop for fear of offending his masculinity?
My friends calls him 'Richard' just cos she knows I dont like animals with obviously human names. Is that just me or do other people feel the same way? :hihi:

my kitty is called isaac,we call him isybooboo, bubbert and bubba boy :hihi: .
funny thing is he answers to them all...LOL

We mostly call Hunny The Honey Monster but also call her Pooklams and Hunny Bunny. She loves it when I put her chin on my hands and I sing a little song to her which goes "Sheeeees thheeee bestest little baby in the world" - that's her favourite thing! :love:

all our animals have several nicknames
Dogs
Basil is Mr Beady, Gobby Dog
Gem is Mima,Moo Moo, Gemima (hence my username)
Phoebe is Deeble, Deebie doo, running cloud (as she looks a bit like a cloud)

Cats
Abby is Fat Cat, Abbs Snabs,
Mushroom as not got a nickname yet as she is still a baby but my two year old calls her "naughty cat"

Cheeky the pony is usually called Cheeks or Cheeky Monkey
Major the pony is Major Tom, MT or Tidge

Jaffa- Jaffacake & Jaffney
Tango- Puttytang and Tangtastics
Poppy- Pops or Popster
Marley- Moomoo or Marleymo
Scout-Scoutet
Fiver- Fivo

:)

My cats used to be:

Puss - Pussycat murner

Smudge - Smudgyroony

Tizzy - Tizzbox

Don't ask me why though....

Both cats get called Pumpkin, Puddin', Puskin, Puddleduck, Pusspie (lots of p's there for some reason).

Merlin - The Merl, Merlymog.

Jesse - Psychomog, Weeble, Weasle, Weaslyone, Tubby. (I do love him really :lol:).

We call our dog Nelson..Smelson, Squirell, Rat and Ratman (mostly Smelson and Ratman)

Our dog Sherman gets called Smerman and Fatman (Mostly Smerman)

:confused: :hihi:

Fuzzy chops
Hairy ears
ticky toes (we have laminate in a couple of rooms)
Boogley dog

there's more but I'll have to post when I remember some more :D

When she is dancing about waiting to be fed or when we get the lead out for walkies Molly is known as flatley (as in Michael!) :hihi:

The pigs are called "Wigglies" and
William always gets called Wizz
Jack=Jazzy
Ben=Benj and
Harry=Hagger

Ginger the cat just gets Ginge or "Ginger baby"

I'm quite embarrassed now, how daft do they look in writing:D

Spangle gets called: Spangy, Spangly, Spangle Angle, Angel cakes, Mosschops, Pippy longstocking, Mummies Munchkin, Puddin, Baby.

And the rabbits get collectively called Rab C's and seperately Mr Bo Jangles is Bo-bo or Bo and Truffle is Trufsky or Truffs.

They all get called anything but their names!!

Rats:
Dexter - lil' man
Tomsk - Fat b4st4rd/knacker
Lister - doesn't really have another name

Our bunny Rubens is known as Rooby- Roo, Ruby, Roo-Roo, wee man or as my OH likes to call him... U-bend???!

My hamsters, are actually called Hertsprung and Russell (after the famous astronomers) but I call the nice one 'special precious' and the nasty one either 'bitey' or 'crazy face'.

so glad im not the only one!

Thisbe is thisbit, this, tabby and the tab
Monty is moo, moomoo, mooey and the moo :blush: :blush:

I often call my cat (Dorrie) chicken or chick.

My mum's dog, Molly, is usually mollymunchkins.

All of my cats have at least 2 names:

Merlin was also known as Bimble and Merlygirly

Tiffy (full name Tiffany) is also known as mummy's little oil slick, TiffTiff and Tiffsqueak

Domino doesn't even answer to her real name- only to her nickname (Baby)- also known as 'feral monster'

Arthur is also known as Noel (I'm convinced if he was human he'd be Noel Cowerd, complete with smoking jacket and cravat) and food marshal, Meeester Bond and ArtyFarty

Tetley was known as the old man

Tizzy was also Tizzytoad.

EDIT- these are the ones that I can print on a family friendly forum. All of them have their 'monster' names too (for use in extremis only).


My neighbours have two cats who are also known by their nicknames.

Charles is known as Dog, and Chaos is known as Gob (she rarely shuts up).

Hobbes, our cat, a.k.a: Hobbes McBobbes, Kit-eeee-kat, Robert, Robert Johnston (?!), bob, bobbie johnston. Quite often also as Stripey or The Stripey Grey Thing.

Tinkerbell, Doodle & Splodge

Durham is affectionately known as Dum dums or sometimes Dum diddler :hihi:, Meg is known as Peg leg or sometimes Peggy, Lucy is known as Lucinda Lovelace because hmmm.... sometimes she is known simply as Lovelacey :hihi:
Pussy cat Poppy is known as Poppydoppilis, Rosie is known as Rosie lee, actually she is never called Rosie much at all and answers to Lee lee, Thomas is known as Thomas one eye, or just one eye (cause he has) :hihi:

we often refer to our dogs as 'the furries' or 'the furry kids'
our parrot is referred to as 'the foul-mouthed little grey bugger'

Gosh Gadget has so many, that we hardly ever call him 'Gadget'!

Some friends call him Budget or Widget, to make a point that he'll answer to anything that rhymes :rolleyes:

We call him Gadgey-pops, poppet, chubalub, fatty bum or d*ckhead; depending on what he deserves at the time :hihi:

Ozzys main one is Waka Waka! when we hadn't had him long OH was watching a pacman cartoon and the noise pacman was making made Oz hyper, it was like a waka waka waka waka. We started saying it to him and he got hyper, he doesn't bother now, even though we call it him and he responds! :hihi:
Rhia's nickname is madam!

Teapot-rottie
Nelbel-newfoundland
Podge-staffie Real Name Porridge

I only have nick names for my dog poppy whos called a few names pops poopsy popple to name a few and some are not allowed on a family forum but these ar for the occasions like when she ate my IPOD.

What is funny is she answers to them all

we have a staffy called "meka" her nickname is "chewy" obviously from when she was a pup

i have three dogs that all seem to have their real names corrupted by kids etc,,, the names are as follows 1: "pooper" now called scoob, 2: "penny" now called foo foo, and 3:"winny" now called binsteroid.... dont ask ????? anyone else got daft names for their pets ???? the best one gets a lolly:hihi:

My dog's called Ripley but she answers better to 'Oi pr*ck' :o :loopy:

There is a thread already running on this : http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=203687

my fiance has a Cavalier King Charles called Gilmore. he is very defensive with food, (there are another 2 dogs in the house!!) he will guard all three bowls and if any of the other dogs tries to eat out of their own bowls Gilmore knocks them out of the way - he is very fat and so they call him 'BIG' lol and he responds to it! :hihi:

my cat smudge gets called, smudgie wudgie or sponge

I just call my cat 'baby' hehe.

afterall she is my baby :)

Our dog comes when some sayes ''call the dog''

Binky has various names. Binky, Stinky, Binker, Binkford, Stinkford, Nudger, Binkage, Binkertron, Stinkertron, and on occasion tw*tface or little bas*ard when Shaun comes to visit!
:banana:
:help:

Our names for the muts have morphed into 'yinnick' and 'kayik'. Again - don't ask!!

Bailey's nickname is BumBum

and Petie's nickname is Little un.

The numerous cats are called Babies.


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used to have a cocker spaniel called max-always called him maxi poopops,lol

i have a springer called bobby and we call him meatball sometimes and a cocker spaniel called simba that we call mr moo!! ( no idea why!) can't remember how they came about!

Gabby is called "Fluffy or Gabaroo" Zena is called "Zena Van Baron or Big dog" :) One's a cross German Shepherd and the other is a cross Doberman and if you take your dogs for a walk down the Brook at Hartley brook you will have seen us.

my border collie is called mr ben but gets called biddy.

my horse Henrys names are My little ossly ,my oss,Hodgepodge
our cat buttons-cooking fat change the c and the f round hehe

I call my dog who is actually called Gypsy "princess" I didnt name her as she was rescued and already had her name and I wouldnt have chosen Gypsy as a name for a dog! You have to be carefull where you shout Gypsy! She is often just called Gyps.

We have four cats, Barney gets called barn barn. Charlie gets called Charles farnes barnes, or banty bowlegs as his back legs are banty bowlegged. Lucy gets called lucy liu, and Mitsy gets called Mitsy moo moo.

I have two cats which my mum and dad have got they are called Gizmo who gets called gizzy and lofty who gets called loftus.

My nieces Shih Tzu is called Jack, but we call him Wadders .. after the Wadsley Jack LOL

*Smiles*
Angi

All of mine get called Scooby Puppy at some point in the day. I sometimes find myself using the same term of endearment for Taxman:P He does get a little annoyed though when I ruffle his ears.

Only coz it makes his leg go Godzilla ;) :hihi:

my dog Travis is called, Travis Perkins, Travisto and Fat boy.

My horse 'Fox' was also Fat boy, Fox I had a cat too 'Mitzi' killed by a car last year. She was called Mitzib, Mitzi bitzi, turbo mitzi and 'sour puss'

Yes, despite me hating terms of endearment!

Basil is: Hairy, Hairy uvavuh, Bassy, Bassy wassy, monster, fluffmeister, fluffs.

Ted is: Squidge, gorgeous, Teddy, Bear, Rabbit, Dutch ears, Ickle iranu, Baby Ted, Fat Teddy Gut Bucket.

"penny" now called foo foo


I call my mum's dog whose real name is Penny - Foo Foo Fanny Wanny :D

all mine, the 2 dogs 2 cats and 5 kittens get called mammys ickle bab babs shanes calls the cats mongy or rat :rant:

Was gonna start a new thread but I thought "no way can one not alredy exist" and bingo! Here we are.

Despite having the excellent name of Fluffy B*****ks, I've taken to calling my ex-stray "Puss-ums" or even "The Puss-ums" which doesn't sound at all gay outside :hihi: Mum shortens his name to Fluff since that's more acurate these days, that's the first thing she sorted out when I brought him down here. :help:

And the snakes sometimes get addressed as "Snake-ums", it's a habit I got from the last house I lived in, I remember telling one of my housemates I was off to the shop to get food for the puss-ums and he said "Oh, don't forget the gas-ums" I put him in hysterics when I told him I'd found cat treats by the name of "treat-ums" and "milky flake-ums".

There is an exception to that rule at the moment, thanks to Mum my gargoyle gecko gets called Fatty cos of his funny little fat belly (funnily enough). His real name was Rusty because of the orange specs he has but it hasn't stuck yet.

If anyone uses some really embarassing names that make them look stupid in public that'd be great to hear about ;)

I seem for no reason whatsoever (possibly madness) have started calling my male cat 'spud' he seems to respond to it aswell!

i call my baby girl Daisy, farty fartison when she has wind.:D

That reminds me, when FB first started coming into where I used to live he had a habit of peeing everywhere so one of my housemates called him P***y McF**k Pants. :hihi:

My chinese crested is actually called missy but my grandaughter calls her missy moo moo, now she answers to moo moo more than she does her real name,i get some very strange looks in the park shouting moo moo especially when a little hairless creature comes dashing to me .

We call Barney, Barney Rubble, poor Ellie gets called smelly,
Have to add shes not at all,
Timba ends up with Timba tops,
My son for some reason calls Jasper nabo nabo,
Last but not least Abbie, gets Abbie Habit.
I have to wonder why we cant just stick to their normal names.

Various cats we've had over the years have occasionally been given the nickname 'FBPC' at different times of their life....

FBPC = Fat ******* Pussy Cat!

Nice one Joe :hihi:

Recently got into habit of calling April "Aperil Schmaperil" and Ginger "HooLoo":confused: I have no idea why or how and have to stop myself saying it when visitors come around:hihi:

Thing is, Ginger actually answers to HooLoo, how does that sound like Ginger AT ALL:|

we call tiny, "tiny assistant" "mr kitten" "tiny kitten" "beast"
we call prince, "princess" "dirty vanilla" "little lord fontleroy"
and ethel and mildred are "my babys", "my girls"

My rats are Pattie, Selma, Maggie and Marge. I call them Pattie-pooh, Selma-Peeps, Maggie-Moo and Mummy-Moo (Marge is the mother of Maggie). They respond to the names too lol ;)

We always have pet names for our "furry children". They know and respond to them, too. But I'm too embarrassed to say what they are. :blush:

:) Sierra

Go on Sierra, I call my cat HOOLOO for god's sake:lol:

My little Senegal is called George, and we just call him either George, Georgie, Gorgeous (he says that himself so we just let him milk it) or Baby (this was his first word).

''Dobbin'' or ''Doyle'' we call our dog Zak!!

Our rat is called Princess which gets shortened to Prin Prin or she is affectionately called Fat Bod.

The guinea pig is called Little Walley Woo (his name is Walter if you didnt guess)!

Our cat has many different names to suit his different alter egos. He is mainly called Granby as that was his name before we got him. We then added Percival and then Guillermo. When he looks particularly regal we call him The Marquis. I also call him Granvia. I hope this isn't giving him a identity crisis.

my dogs are as follows
louie-louiepoowy
jack-jackyboy
mindy-mindyrar
tilly-tillytotts

cat-lucy-bitch cat

Shea gets called ... 'baby girl', 'precious' by my son who is 22.. but a softie deep down, and 'madam' when she is showing off or just being one.. 'akitainuuuuu' in a silly voice...and shebies.....

hmmm I wonder what we call out pets has any refelction on us... a trick-cyclist could have a field day ;)

I had no idea how similarly silly people were!!! Our pets get a number of names I have already seen on here, usually their own name ending with moo, boo boo, pops, mops, bops (one of our dogs also responds to boo boo!) though they all sometimes get called 'shut the F up' when the dogs bark hideously while our deaf cat follows us howling at the top of her voice until she gets whatever it is she wants when all you want to do is just go to the toilet first! What can I say other than nobody is endlessly patient :)

Well Molly is a little munchkin

Morris, well the amazing morris, without the educated rodents.

This has got me thinking.

One of my cats is Tiggie, the Tigster, the Tiggulator, the Tiggybeast, the Tiggoid Lifeform, Tiggywig, Tiggywiggy and Tiggytiggywig.

The next in age, is Jessie, Jess, Miss Jessie and JESS-EEE (as in "don't even think about it")

and the third is Molly, Miss Molly and Good Golly Miss Molly.

Not sure why Tiggie gets all the extra names as I don't think I am biased (or if I am it is towards Molly as the other two pick on her).

Oh and Tiggie is also Trundler and Trundlepuss.

my cats Sunday name is Jessica but has been called porno for years as all she does is lick her bits :D

and my dog who is called Toby is called tobyjug for obvious reasons

got three cats, two of which we just call by their regular names but one is a big dopey cuddly ginger tom called, at various times, Basil, Bazzy, Fat Boy, Chubba, Big Boy Baz, Spaz, Bazza, Barrel and Bazzle Dazzle:)

i grew up with a whippit called buck but us kids changed it to poo!!

my mums cat spot ended up as spud cos he was brown and didnt do a lot

and my cat is called joss, but cos he's a maine coon he has that "chirp" in his meow so we call him Mr Moo (started at replying to his little moo with moo then it just developed)
also comes to "fat man" "come here poofter" and "teddy bear" if i could mimic the sound of the fridge openeing he would come bounding everytime lol

and my outdoor terror is called chiana but she gets called chi chi or princess or baby moo,or squeebling (very long story)

and the ost expensive pet, my bloke real name si and ive nicknamed him monkey boy hehe

wasnt it the amazing maurice?

Well Molly is a little munchkin

Morris, well the amazing morris, without the educated rodents.

i call my Irish staffs pied pied and the other Boris and i call my staff zero

Boo is often called 'BooDaCat' or Hayley calls her 'Boodapest' My little rabbit Tiddles is normally (always) called MiniBun by me, Princess is normally called Baby lol

my weim x is called bailey and we call her raggy roo (no idea where this came from). when she was really little we used to call her dobby because she looked like the house elf from harry potter lol

Our Bonzo is just 6 months old.....but I have two "pet" names for him..

Poochy poo - because as a puppy he left lots of poochy poo!

And Rah-hoo......because it is one of his noises....we take him on Middlewood Park and he retrieves a thrown squeaky toy....this is his favourite activity.

So during the day he would get all excited and make this rah-hoo noise....I started repeating it and he would bring me something to play with....I then realised that he wanted to fetch....so I would throw the toy across the living room and he would repeatedly bring it back....but I didn't understand why he used this rah-hoo noise.....until I accidently stepped on his squeaky toy and what noise did it make......RAH-HOO....going on try it yourself.

How cute is that and how stupid is Mummy!