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PaulTansley
26-07-2003, 16:24
The body of a man was found in a Sheffield park today.
He was covered in tomatos and mushrooms.
Police said he had topped himself.:D

From_Doncaster
26-07-2003, 17:29
8) :lol: did he not also have a delivery card on him ?

Jon
26-07-2003, 18:47
Is that the same Sheffield park i heard about on the radio where a lorry was stolen and then over turned in the park, it contained 10,000 wigs,the police are combing the area for clues :D

Internetowl
27-07-2003, 14:11
and there was a fight in our chippy last night - two fish got battered!

max
27-07-2003, 14:54
They also stole the last remaining public toilet so the police have nothing to go on.

From_Doncaster
27-07-2003, 15:43
:lol: :lol:

katndee
27-07-2003, 15:45
Ewwwww!!!!! :o

Andy
27-07-2003, 18:29
Originally posted by Jon
Is that the same Sheffield park i heard about on the radio where a lorry was stolen and then over turned in the park, it contained 10,000 wigs,the police are combing the area for clues :D

No, it was a lorry full of glue which was turned over on the motorway. Police advise drivers to stick to the inside lane.

:mrgreen:

Jon
27-07-2003, 19:24
:cry: its good to laugh i sadly had to go to the doctors the other day. I said to the doctor i think something is wrong with me.?

"whats up"? said the Doc
I said " i have loads of trees ands plants and a pond with ducks on and picnic tables on my face :(

The Doc said "nothing to worry about Jon its a Beauty Spot :lol:

Abdul
28-07-2003, 06:34
Originally posted by Internetowl
and there was a fight in our chippy last night - two fish got battered!

And one man got put in a korma

Bucketta
28-07-2003, 15:34
A girl goes to the docs worried about her breast size (too small) ...
Doc advises girl to wipe a bit of toilet paper under her breasts every day and return in a fortnight ...
Girlie does so and returns to the docs ...
Girl - 'It didn't work, what were you thinking?' ...
Doc - 'Sorry, it was just a thought ... it seemed to work on your arse!)

chill
28-07-2003, 19:24
Right, a bloke walked into a pub with a pair of jump leads. The bar man said "You can have a drink, just don't start anything".
Half an hour later, his mate turned up with a roll of tarmac under his arm "Pint please, and one for the road".
While they were chatting, the barman mentioned that he went to the butcher's earlier in the day and the butcher had bet him twenty pounds he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He turned down the bet because "the steaks were too high".

max
29-07-2003, 07:31
I heard that DaBouncer wouldn't let this guy into a club because he didn't have a tie on. So this guy goes to his car and looks round for inspiration. Couldn't find anything like a tie but did chance upon his jump leads. He tied these round his neck and went back to the club.

DaBouncer saw him and admiring his inventiveness let him in with the warning 'Don't try and start anything'.

SugarPuff
02-10-2008, 02:14
The body of a man was found in a Sheffield park today.
He was covered in tomatos and mushrooms.
Police said he had topped himself.:D

I hope that 5 years on, this poor man's family have come to terms with his untimely passing :|

Respeckt.