What would be your best chat up line guys to woo the ladies, something that will make them go weak at the knees.

What about the Gals, what would you say to the guy to make him fall for you.

This is for my radio show and I will read them out ( if suitable ) on my next show Friday 19 NOV.

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CR

The word of the day is 'legs', now let's go to your place and spread the word :P

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' togther

lol they're awful..... :rolleyes:

Ian,

I guess the question is....do they work?

Or are you still recovering from being beaten up by irate ladees....:-)

Joe

I think you are very nice to look at! Will you mate with me?

Q: is that a gun in your trouser pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
A: Its a gun! Now make your way to the exit!


That one works!:suspect:

One particular chat-up line that was used on me when I was at university sticks in my mind:-

Me and my flat-mates were throwing a party to celebrate a birthday - some time into the evening a young lad who lived in a neighboring student flat came up to me and said "My mate just threw up in your bathroom - but I cleaned it up!"

For some reason, I thought this was incredibly funny (probably the alcohol!...) - and we went out on a date a few days later!

I wouldn't generally recommend it as a chat-up line though ... I have a warped sense of humour! :D

StarSparkle

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. ;)

How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled or fertilised? :P

Boy: Excuse me, but your not wearing any nickers.

Girl: Yes I am.

Boy: I do apologise my watch must be an hour fast. ;)

or the more direct route............................................. .......

You wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a f**k?

My face is leaving in ten minutes! Be on it!

Originally posted by miniminch
My face is leaving in ten minutes! Be on it!

naughty, but funny.

My son's favourites at the moment are:-

1. "Get your coat, you've pulled."

2 (handing the girl a 10 pence peice)
"Here, phone your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight."

Q: Is that a gun in your trouser pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

A: No it's my cock!



Air that one! I dare yer!:suspect:

I prefer to be blunt and honest. The chat-up line that has worked best for me is "They are quite big, aren't they?":blush:

Originally posted by mat1978

You wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a f**k?

Lucky person. I only ever got asked back for a coffee and a f**k :P

You gesture to the girl to come over by using your little finger, When she comes over, you say: 'If I can make you come with my little finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body'. :heyhey:

The following have had a mixed reception,


I'd really love to shag your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Q: Do you like clocks?

A: Well put two hands and a face on this.

Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?


:o :o :o

Boy: Excuse me, but your not wearing any nickers.

oh mat can i have your number :heyhey:

hi.my name comes from ireland,have you any irish in you ? no ?would you like some ?

Originally posted by JoePritchard
Ian,

I guess the question is....do they work?

Or are you still recovering from being beaten up by irate ladees....:-)

Joe

lol! :P

I've never tried them, infact I never use chatup lines!

Originally posted by depoix
hi.my name comes from ireland,have you any irish in you ? no ?would you like some ?

You've been listening to Thin Lizzy's 'Live & Dangerous' album, Haven't you? Phil Lynott said almost exactly this to the girls in the audience.

Miniminch -Your so such a Cheeky monkey!

-But i prefer the direct approach personally!

lol

Angel x

I never lie....But you can lay with me anytime ;)

Not that brilliant i know... I was talking to a mate and that came out... and thought hmmm... could be a chat up line... :? was just a joke really lol

I prefer a Man to be himself... Dont put on a show not all women like an act!

Originally posted by Snook
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. ;)

Class!

I've heard everyone else's but not any of these.

Have you ever used them?

If so did they work?

Keep em coming, what about the girls, come on girls now don't be shy.

and heres me thinking that the offering of half a lager WAS the chat up line

Originally posted by Fireondaroof
Class!

I've heard everyone else's but not any of these.

Have you ever used them?

If so did they work?

Sometimes they are a good way of breaking the ice... as long as you both know that you are taking the mick, and not seriously trying to pull with them...

If you're trying to talk to someone and they are being a bit quiet or difficult, you can always try...
"You know, when you and I get old and our kids comes up to me and say "Daddy, how did you meet mummy?" I'm gonna have to tell them how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."

Originally posted by Snook
Sometimes they are a good way of breaking the ice... as long as you both know that you are taking the mick, and not seriously trying to pull with them...

If you're trying to talk to someone and they are being a bit quiet or difficult, you can always try...
"You know, when you and I get old and our kids comes up to me and say "Daddy, how did you meet mummy?" I'm gonna have to tell them how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."

lmao, I hope you've never tried that

they might look at you a bit strange....

'If you like birds then you'll love this.. Its just to swallow..'

:help:

Lad: Would you like to dance

Lass: yes

Lad: well **** off will you so i can chat to your mate

Originally posted by ianmitchell
lmao, I hope you've never tried that

they might look at you a bit strange....


Are ya kiddin'??? Like catnip for the laydees! :hihi:

You: What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes blowjobs?
She: I don't know.

(At this point you gesture to yourself with your two thumbs and say) Moi.

Sid The Sexist, in case you didn't know.

One way to get the attention of a girl, jokingly and I repeat jokingly, insult them. A girl wont let this passs as they are usually determined to have the final say.

How about - I'm not usually this tall - I'm just sitting on my wallet at the moment???

If you was a bogey I'd pick you first

What screws like a tiger and winks? (Follow up with a wink)

Are those "F*** me" eyes, or "F*** you" eyes?

Your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin. Heads at my place, tails at yours.

You're on my list of things to do tonight

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

:D :thumbsup: :hihi:

I just wouldn't have the confidence to go up to a girl and say any of these things. Even if I did I suspect my lack of confidence would show through and they would just laugh at me (as opposed to laugh with me).

I also have doubts about whether or not girls really are impressed by such lines or if they would prefer someone who was more genuine. However, i don't know for sure either way.