As I was in town earlier today, was confronted by the sight of a large lass (nothing wrong with that I'm huge) infront of me showing a large portion of her bum crack. :gag: :gag:

Now being a heffer myself, my bum crack stays safely in my clothes. So why do people feel the need to show us their uglies at all times, it wasn't even a case of showing a thong, it was all jeans and bum crack!!

Why!!

Kind of an '8 Lives' experience?

(A sight so ghastly that it takes away one of a cat's 9 lives....)

This is pretty dire. Over the years I've noticed that the people who exhibit their bodies most are often the ones who should cover up....

Reminding me of yesterday, walking through town (Lincoln)... there was a delightful looking fella bent over tying his shoelaces.

Let's just say, he needed a longer jumper, a belt, and some UNDERWEAR. *Shudder*.

The giant woman in a lime green boob tube on newfield green shops last week nearly made me sick in my mouth.
Her breasts were hanging like saddle bags at her sides.

Kind of an '8 Lives' experience?

(A sight so ghastly that it takes away one of a cat's 9 lives....)

This is pretty dire. Over the years I've noticed that the people who exhibit their bodies most are often the ones who should cover up....

Indeed, being of the heffer variety I always keep the uglies away, but there seems to be more and more of it happening. I feel a bum crack epidemic is to start.

There will be no escape :gag: :gag:

The giant woman in a lime green boob tube on newfield green shops last week nearly made me sick in my mouth.
Her breasts were hanging like saddle bags at her sides.

Theres really no need for it, you can buy really nice bras in HUGE sizes, theres no excuse for not wearing one.

Women with boob tubes and 8 fat inches of cleavage hanging over their mini skirt is always a winner.

At certain establishments on West Street, its practically de rigeur.

Women with boob tubes and 8 fat inches of cleavage hanging over their mini skirt is always a winner.

At certain establishments on West Street, its practically de rigeur.

Have you been going to Reflex?:hihi:

As I was in town earlier today, was confronted by the sight of a large lass (nothing wrong with that I'm huge) infront of me showing a large portion of her bum crack. :gag: :gag:

Now being a heffer myself, my bum crack stays safely in my clothes. So why do people feel the need to show us their uglies at all times, it wasn't even a case of showing a thong, it was all jeans and bum crack!!

Why!!

It is only offensive [official] if the choccy star fish is on display.:help:

It is only offensive [official] if the choccy star fish is on display.:help:

Ewwwww :gag: :gag:

Bum cracks are bad enough as they lead to visions etc

Have you been going to Reflex?:hihi:

I had Reflex in mind when I wrote the post, as well as the incongruously named "Millionaires"

I've seen some proper sights when out and about, the amount of people who wander around hipster jeans when they have a booty like two pigs trying to mate under a tarpaulin is unreal.

What really gets me is the first hint of summer rears its head and people see it carte blanche to bear as much pasty, dough like flesh as possible. The worst has gotta be beer guts on display :gag:

God!


Drooling with lust here!

. The worst has gotta be beer guts on display :gag:

And its not just the fellas, some lasses seem to have an inability to wear a t-shirt/vest that actually meets their jeans.

I always wear a dress, i don't like jeans.

God!


Drooling with lust here!

You love it, you know thats the reason you'll come back to Sheff one day :D

And its not just the fellas, some lasses seem to have an inability to wear a t-shirt/vest that actually meets their jeans.

True, the sight of rolls of sweaty, cheese infested flesh protuding over some lasses belt is grim as anything. I get the urge to scream "Either put it away or donate it to science!" :gag:

True, the sight of rolls of sweaty, cheese infested flesh protuding over some lasses belt is grim as anything. I get the urge to scream "Either put it away or donate it to science!" :gag:

The mental picture was horrible. :gag:

Nuff of the women looking like a dog's dinner....:huh:

Men can also manage to make moi 'GIP' when out and about .....:hihi:

Did a woman start this thread ?? :rolleyes:

I hate it when the big flabby arms come out for the summer.

Mine are awful and I keep them covered.

Nuff of the women looking like a dog's dinner....:huh:

Men can also manage to make moi 'GIP' when out and about .....:hihi:

Did a woman start this thread ?? :rolleyes:

Actually yes a woman did start this thread, but one who has the sense to realise that not everyone wants to see everyone elses uglies all the time, and yes the same goes for blokes but todays example was a lass :rolleyes:

I hate it when the big flabby arms come out for the summer.

Mine are awful and I keep them covered.

mmmmmm bingo wings:gag:

I agree it aint nice ....but .... people are what they are ....and she weren't hurting you - just making your eyes bleed for a while ...:D

Not everyone can be a size 8 and look fabulous .......:rolleyes:


Give the Bigger people a chance I say :thumbsup:

A huge broad flaccid purulent white arse on a woman isnt bad. I love to see it.


Im sorry, I have to stop typing for a bit, Im covering the keys with drool here.

It's called 'Poundland Pout'.

I agree it aint nice ....but .... people are what they are ....and she weren't hurting you - just making your eyes bleed for a while ...:D

Not everyone can be a size 8 and look fabulous .......:rolleyes:


Give the Bigger people a chance I say :thumbsup:

I am the bigger person, im twice the size she was, and I dont like my eyes bleeding - plus when my son says 'why is that lady showing her bum dont her jeans fit', what do you say??

I am the bigger person, im twice the size she was, and I dont like my eyes bleeding - plus when my son says 'why is that lady showing her bum dont her jeans fit', what do you say??


Cos there not her's, obviously she must have stolen them from a washing line .....

Close yer eye's son - that's revolting .....:suspect:

bet you had to laff at that one THOUGH :thumbsup:

Cos there not her's, obviously she must have stolen them from a washing line .....

Close yer eye's son - that's revolting .....:suspect:

bet you had to laff at that one THOUGH :thumbsup:

Indeed, for a 5 year old he's class :hihi:

My mums got a theory that recent fashion has changed the shape of women’s bodies. The hipster jeans look and short tops makes bellies cold and so the body sends fat to the area to keep warm. Hence the fat barrels around the midriff and far too low hipster jeans :gag::

My mums got a theory that recent fashion has changed the shape of women’s bodies. The hipster jeans look and short tops makes bellies cold and so the body sends fat to the area to keep warm. Hence the fat barrels around the midriff and far too low hipster jeans :gag::

Or just a magic mirror that tells them they look ace in a morning :hihi:

My mums got a theory that recent fashion has changed the shape of women’s bodies. The hipster jeans look and short tops makes bellies cold and so the body sends fat to the area to keep warm. Hence the fat barrels around the midriff and far too low hipster jeans :gag::

It's stress that causes thicker waists. The female figure has changed so much since the fifties and even the slimmer women have thicker waistlines.
Anyway some study somewhere that I watched half heartedly said it was down to stress and work.

The best place for spotting gross flesh on display is the market areas ,little to be found in public in down town Dronfield.

It is not acceptable to have your bosoms hanging down like roof tilers' nail bags.

The best place for spotting gross flesh on display is the market areas ,little to be found in public in down town Dronfield.

I've seen a fair amount outside the green dragon of a summer evening

It's stress that causes thicker waists. The female figure has changed so much since the fifties and even the slimmer women have thicker waistlines.
Anyway some study somewhere that I watched half heartedly said it was down to stress and work.

In a few cases. :)

My mums got a theory that recent fashion has changed the shape of women’s bodies. The hipster jeans look and short tops makes bellies cold and so the body sends fat to the area to keep warm. Hence the fat barrels around the midriff and far too low hipster jeans :gag::


Yes they said much the same as this in the late 60's to explain why women were getting fatter thighs....all down to the miniskirt then.

Also it strikes me that it's always the same build of woman that looks like they only do clothes shopping at Ann Summers too.

Oh and I'm not small, just don't like to stick it all in everyone elses faces.

Maybe its because I'm quite near a beach but.....doesn't make it any better to see.:gag:

I always wear a dress, i don't like jeans.

so do i ,oops

Theres really no need for it, you can buy really nice bras in HUGE sizes, theres no excuse for not wearing one.

Howabout because you don't want to and you couldn't give a toss about what people think of you? That's a damned fine reason for not wearing a bra.

Howabout because you don't want to and you couldn't give a toss about what people think of you? That's a damned fine reason for not wearing a bra.

Maybe but its also damned uncomfortable!!

It is not acceptable to have your bosoms hanging down like roof tilers' nail bags.

Says who? What the hell's it got to do with you anyway? If you don't like it don't look.

Body fascism. Alive and well in Sheffield.

Oh :o I thought we were talking about bum cracks not Division St cracks....I wouldn't EVER go without a bra, I wouldn't have bruised knee caps for anybody:D

well i saw a fat woman showing her bum crack off you could have toasted a waffle in the crack

Muffin tops are the new fashion accessory i'm trying to grow mine ready for the summer!!

Have you seen the pregant women showing their bump off and their bum crack off.(whatever happened to the smocks we wore ?) :gag:

Have you seen the pregant women showing their bump off and their bum crack off.(whatever happened to the smocks we wore ?) :gag:

Nowt wrong with showing a bit of bump pattricia! What's up with people these days? You'll be telling us that breastfeeding in public's unnaceptable next........

Its worse when the bump looks like its been mauled by a tiger.
Thing is they continue to show their bump off once they are pushing the pram. Now that is a grim sight!

Nowt wrong with showing a bit of bump pattricia! What's up with people these days? You'll be telling us that breastfeeding in public's unnaceptable next........

I always think they must feel cold, and want to pull their jeans up for them.:D

Depends what the top half of her is like and how much she likes her food! If both negative, then please women, know your limits!

Just as bad is the apparent male penchant for wearing jeans that hang half way down the ass exposing acres of boxer short. Didn't their mum ever teach them to dress themselves!?!?

As for the too much flesh, too little containment problem always remember that spandex is a privilege not a right!!!

Says who? What the hell's it got to do with you anyway? If you don't like it don't look.

Body fascism. Alive and well in Sheffield.

I suppose you would also defend the exposure of '' bum cracks '' as providing a useful public service for the parking of bicycles ?

I suppose you would also defend the exposure of '' bum cracks '' as providing a useful public service for the parking of bicycles ?
Or somewhere for people to drop litter when following them.

In other words they look bloody awful. :gag:

Oh :o I thought we were talking about bum cracks not Division St cracks....I wouldn't EVER go without a bra, I wouldn't have bruised knee caps for anybody:D

I have one dress that I can't wear a bra with and I use boob tape with that, there is nothing worse than the feeling that they are just rolling around like a pair of unruly melons.

I have one dress that I can't wear a bra with and I use boob tape with that, there is nothing worse than the feeling that they are just rolling around like a pair of unruly melons.

or two pit bulls fighting in a sack:thumbsup:

I have one dress that I can't wear a bra with and I use boob tape with that, there is nothing worse than the feeling that they are just rolling around like a pair of unruly melons.
It's a bugger running for the bus and ending up with two black eyes I suppose.

It's a bugger running for the bus and ending up with two black eyes I suppose.

More like a dislocated jaw, you would have to have right spaniels ears to get them in your eyes:hihi:

not really a size thing or owt

i like wimmin with least clothes on obviously...being a bloke :P
BUT
i dont get turned on at all by the site of wimmin bending over and seeing the thong halfway up her back URGH
or like you said, her arsecrack on parade URGH URGH

really puts me off mi stroke
errrrrrrrrrm
ok ok *gets coat*

Just as bad is the apparent male penchant for wearing jeans that hang half way down the ass exposing acres of boxer short. Didn't their mum ever teach them to dress themselves!?!?

I suspect that it is an allergy to belts which makes them strut about their backsides on display. Seriously though, they look like tools :hihi:

I suspect that it is an allergy to belts which makes them strut about their backsides on display. Seriously though, they look like tools :hihi:

Alot of them wear belts and just fasten them really low, they just look daft. God I must be getting old:hihi:

Alot of them wear belts and just fasten them really low, they just look daft. God I must be getting old:hihi:

Nah its not old age, but its given me an ace idea!!

Next time we are in the corp lets see how many lads trousers we can make fall down by accidently pulling their jeans slightly.

They're only held up by a wing and a prayer anyway.

Up for it??

Nah its not old age, but its given me an ace idea!!

Next time we are in the corp lets see how many lads trousers we can make fall down by accidently pulling their jeans slightly.

They're only held up by a wing and a prayer anyway.

Up for it??

I may be going tonight so I will have to start without you:hihi:

Come on, a reasonably proportioned belly, embellished with a tasteful piercing is toooo yummy. As are unfettered boobs tantalisingly trying to escape an undersized tee shirt. And I can't believe you're knocking fleeting glimpses of bum crack, these instances of decent exposure are the stuff of dreams aren't they?

Come on, a reasonably proportioned belly, embellished with a tasteful piercing is toooo yummy. As are unfettered boobs tantalisingly trying to escape an undersized tee shirt. And I can't believe you're knocking fleeting glimpses of bum crack, these instances of decent exposure are the stuff of dreams aren't they?

boobies yes
piercings yes

bumcracks .................NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

Come on, a reasonably proportioned belly, embellished with a tasteful piercing is toooo yummy. As are unfettered boobs tantalisingly trying to escape an undersized tee shirt. And I can't believe you're knocking fleeting glimpses of bum crack, these instances of decent exposure are the stuff of dreams aren't they?

I bet you sit down the Moor on a hot sunny day just waiting for those special people to go by :hihi:

one worked in an office with several young girls who all showed their crack off (bum only unfortunately) and thong.one day all the blokes pulled their boxers up to the chest and sat there with bum stuck out. it was quite funny!

Some people really need to pull their jeans up - just look at this pic :P

http://cravingideas.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/10ef1c110e9.jpg

Good job she's thin :)

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Crack_2.jpg

Words fail me!

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k108/meltingmm/fat.jpg

Anyone?

Yuk! :gag:

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Crack_2.jpg
Words fail me!
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k108/meltingmm/fat.jpg
Anyone? Yuk! :gag:

I think you'll find the second one at least has been photoshopped. I've had one done similarly ... but with the front bits ;)

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Crack_2.jpg

Words fail me!

Yuk! :gag:

I reckon his side stand is broken and he's hired her as a bike stand... simply slot the back wheel into the slot.

I don't really look to be honest but one day I saw a lass in Meadowhell with hipsters on and she bent over and she had white bikini pants on, with a huge poo stripe down them and urine stains. :gag:

Problem is that so many women squash themselves in clothes too small for them, even slim girls can look like a sack of taters, squeezed into work trousers too small for them - please, swallow your size label obseesion and go one size too big instead, it's much classier and nobody is remotely impressed if you're a 12 or a 16!

Anyway - aren't high waisted kecks and long tunics now in fashion? So all said lasses with their bums hanging out are firmly 'so last year'. ;)

That seems to be a lot of the problem, not admitting what size you are.

You actually look thinner and classier in well fitting clothes etc, it seems to work for me ;)

I dont like to see fat lasses with anything showing. :gag:

I was pushing a lass on a swing today and her bum crack was out there in front of my eyes.
Not a turn on.:D

Erm... any chance of more pics like the last ones...? The totty on the balcony... does anyone have her msn addy or her phone number...?

Erm... any chance of more pics like the last ones...? The totty on the balcony... does anyone have her msn addy or her phone number...?

Here's a 'specialist' site for big ass fans that you may appreciate :

http://www.bigassfans.com/

You may need to disable any parental controls on your computer to view it :P

I`ll save that to favourites.... I hope they have thighs to match!



God.

Oh god...

Heaven

Damn theyre electrical appliances!


Still... a fan is a fan....

I love this description for what to do with a Big Ass :P

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:D

When walking in town I dont expect to see Division Street all the time be it cleavage or bum crack

I bet you sit down the Moor on a hot sunny day just waiting for those special people to go by :hihi:

Better believe it Salster:D:

But I can't believe I'm the only bum crack perv on S.F. I think there are loads of closet cases yearning to come out!!!!!

I dont like to see fat lasses with anything showing. :gag:

or any size, how common:gag:

I believe the roll of fat hanging over the top of a girl's trousers is known as a 'muffin top'. Or is it just me and my mates that call it that?! :)
Why can't they buy trousers the right size and not attempt to cram into a pair a size too small?!

My mate was on about this just the other day! Round her it seems to compulsory to have your ass, belly or both hanging out. We had a good laugh about it, and came to the conclusion that they DO have magic mirrors that tell them they look ace!
My motto is, if it ain't pretty, keep it covered up!

I mean, who the hell does this great lump think she is ? It's just....well....mmm...ohhhhhhhhhhhh lettin' it all 'ang out.


http://www.surfersvillage.com/img/reef/miss-reef-contest-babe-19.jpg

I mean, who the hell does this great lump think she is ? It's just....well....mmm...ohhhhhhhhhhhh lettin' it all 'ang out.


http://www.surfersvillage.com/img/reef/miss-reef-contest-babe-19.jpg

bet she turns round and has a great german porn tache

Fat or thin I dont like to see flesh down below or up top on display to an extreme. I cant see any point of women walking around dressed like they are touting for business - unless of course they are, but I dont want to see a womans backside hangin below her skirt usually with no pants on every time I go down the street in the summer.

Builders use their bum crack to hold their pencils for measuring don't they :confused:

Builders use their bum crack to hold their pencils for measuring don't they :confused:

You'd be seriously scared to find out what stout Sheffield lasses keep in their bum cracks :gag: :gag:

I still dont understand the visible thong. It looks vile. I have an urge to get a pair of scissors and cut it off when I see one. Ive never worn one because the thought of it reminds me of a cheese wire.

You'd be seriously scared to find out what stout Sheffield lasses keep in their bum cracks :gag: :gag:

I dropped out of a few huge bum cracks in my younger years.

Damn....

Damn...

wheres the damn delete key???

I've always believed if you've got it flaunt it.
Unforetunately the majority that do flaunt it don't have it.
And when I say flaunt it, I mean a washboard tummy or slender legs or a little cleavage NOT their ass (no matter how slim) or any other part of a body that is normally covered by underwear.

I still dont understand the visible thong. It looks vile. I have an urge to get a pair of scissors and cut it off when I see one. Ive never worn one because the thought of it reminds me of a cheese wire.

Yes, I agree with you , it looks terrible. It must be awfully uncomfortable as well.

I still dont understand the visible thong. It looks vile. I have an urge to get a pair of scissors and cut it off when I see one. Ive never worn one because the thought of it reminds me of a cheese wire.

Neither do I.

Years ago back at school you'd get the serious mick taken out of you if there was even a tiny glimpse of knicker.

To be honest I find it even more disturbing when I see young lasses in school uniform showing their pants, its not right. :loopy: :gag:

Please people put your pants away we don't need to see them.

Does everyone really roam about constantly looking for other people to criticise? I have enough to do just criticising myself without worrying about what other people look like :hihi:

Does everyone really roam about constantly looking for other people to criticise? I have enough to do just criticising myself without worrying about what other people look like :hihi:

Yes, but you cant help but notice, when they bend down to pick something up. :gag:

A lot of the time they dont even have to be bending down ... its all on display if you walk behind them on the street.

Does everyone really roam about constantly looking for other people to criticise? I have enough to do just criticising myself without worrying about what other people look like :hihi:

Not normally but its that time of year where it becomes epidemic, and you can't help but look, oh the horror :hihi: :hihi:

Not normally but its that time of year where it becomes epidemic, and you can't help but look, oh the horror :hihi: :hihi:

Ah, and some of their knickers are mucky as well . :gag:

Ah, and some of their knickers are mucky as well . :gag:

Errrrrr eeeeeeewwwwww :gag: :gag: :gag: :gag:

I am not the smallest of women, have recently lost quite a bit of weight, but still have large breasts and I often wear tops that enhance them or flaunt them a bit and never had any complaints. A friend of mine is similar build and also wears tops that can be slightly revealling and always says if you have got large breasts whats the point of hiding them

I am not the smallest of women, have recently lost quite a bit of weight, but still have large breasts and I often wear tops that enhance them or flaunt them a bit and never had any complaints. A friend of mine is similar build and also wears tops that can be slightly revealling and always says if you have got large breasts whats the point of hiding them

Thanks for that, just before bed as well......

......now I shall never get to sleep...................

I am not the smallest of women, have recently lost quite a bit of weight, but still have large breasts and I often wear tops that enhance them or flaunt them a bit and never had any complaints. A friend of mine is similar build and also wears tops that can be slightly revealling and always says if you have got large breasts whats the point of hiding them

Yes but boob cleavage is an expected norm, whereas bum cleavage is not :D

I have not got a big ass,Mine is small so don't have this problem.But have seen it with a rather large girl at college boy it is bad.

My floozies bumcrack is beatifully proportioned and has been very useful these last few days for holding my ice cream cornet:D:
OOOOOH - when it melts and trickles down - wonderful!!

How on earth can we relate to this topic without pictoral evidence?

How on earth can we relate to this topic without pictoral evidence?

Floozy says she will see what she can do - and I'll try to dig out a copy of 'Bumcrack Weekly' - bound to find a back issue under the mattress!:D:

I never said my bum though I said my boobs

I never said my bum though I said my boobs

Never mind, pictures are welcome anyway.

typical man lol

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

http://www.keepscotlandbeautiful.org/images/10918_KSBbumposter.jpg

http://www.uborka.nu/images/Im003270.jpg

These should keep you goin for a while.

I still dont understand the visible thong. It looks vile. I have an urge to get a pair of scissors and cut it off when I see one. Ive never worn one because the thought of it reminds me of a cheese wire.

They're ruddy gross. I always shudder to think how dirty they must be when they get taken off, given what they've been chafing against all day - they must be brown! Eyuw!!! Plus these lasses must be riddled with thrush with a string of cheap nylon rubbing up their backside all day.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

That's fair put me off me chips and gravy...

:(

thanx mathom thats worse than my images lol

They're ruddy gross. I always shudder to think how dirty they must be when they get taken off, given what they've been chafing against all day - they must be brown! Eyuw!!! Plus these lasses must be riddled with thrush with a string of cheap nylon rubbing up their backside all day.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
That's fair put me off me chips and gravy...:(

There is such a thing as TOO MUCH information Mathom:D:

I recently saw a young man who bent over in the street exposing his bum crack and a small piece of pink toilet paper stuck to it ..eeeeeewww !

Time to resurrect this thread as now the sun is out the phenomena is all too obvious.

And, its everywhere even nice little places like Castleton.

Is nowhere sacred??

Time to resurrect this thread as now the sun is out the phenomena is all too obvious.

And, its everywhere even nice little places like Castleton.

Is nowhere sacred??

Yes I can confirm this, a girl had rolled down the top of her tracky bottoms to deliberately show off a bum crack that most builders would be proud of:gag:

Not normally but its that time of year where it becomes epidemic, and you can't help but look, oh the horror :hihi: :hihi:

There are some plus points for having a cold rainy summer.

On a serious note, excluding M&S, where can a lady buy clothes in her size that actually fit and are not designed to show muffin tops etc.

I have to shop very very hard to find clothes that aren't too short in the top or low on the bottom :hihi:

Its a conspiracy I tell you!

I recently saw a young man who bent over in the street exposing his bum crack and a small piece of pink toilet paper stuck to it ..eeeeeewww !


Maybe he had cut himself shaving :hihi:

Turn out the lights...
Put a torch under your chin...
I am about to reveal the horror I saw last year...
at the Arundel Gate bus stop.....*pause for scream sound effect*

There was a teenage girl of about sixteen years of age. She was wearing low cut jeans that flashed about an inch of bum cleavage :gag:


But then she turned round........


Her stomach sagged over the top of her jeans :gag:


Then her bus arrived.......


She leapt forward and stuck her arm in the air. To the horror of everyone at the bus stop, her stomach rose to reveal her.....



















lawn :shocked::gag::gag::gag::shocked:

It needed a good mow

Turn out the lights...
Put a torch under your chin...
I am about to reveal the horror I saw last year...
at the Arundel Gate bus stop.....*pause for scream sound effect*

There was a teenage girl of about sixteen years of age. She was wearing low cut jeans that flashed about an inch of bum cleavage :gag:


But then she turned round........


Her stomach sagged over the top of her jeans :gag:


Then her bus arrived.......


She leapt forward and stuck her arm in the air. To the horror of everyone at the bus stop, her stomach rose to reveal her.....



















lawn :shocked::gag::gag::gag::shocked:

It needed a good mow

Many people love nice lawns, particularly if they are well kept. Being a nature lover though, I much prefer bushes to lawns. There is something more natural and pleasing about an unkempt bush, in comparison with a well-kept, bowling green type lawn.

I think it's gross - I have no idea why women see or feel the need to walk around looking like unpaid prostitutes as soon as we get a bit of warm weather

Turn out the lights...
Put a torch under your chin...
I am about to reveal the horror I saw last year...
at the Arundel Gate bus stop.....*pause for scream sound effect*

There was a teenage girl of about sixteen years of age. She was wearing low cut jeans that flashed about an inch of bum cleavage :gag:


But then she turned round........


Her stomach sagged over the top of her jeans :gag:


Then her bus arrived.......


She leapt forward and stuck her arm in the air. To the horror of everyone at the bus stop, her stomach rose to reveal her.....



















lawn :shocked::gag:shocked:

It needed a good mow

I saw something similar in Hillsborough once. She was just walking along, as I got closer I could see throusers were so low there were a few hairs poking out over the top of them :o:gag:

Have you seen the pregant women showing their bump off and their bum crack off.(whatever happened to the smocks we wore ?) :gag:

I saw a woman on London road dressed like this this morning. She was also very drunk/intoxicated and nearly got run over twice as she lurched across the road waving merrily to cars. :loopy: