mine.........err kirky..........because of mi surname......bit borin really

People just called me mitchell

I hated it really, prefer to be called by my first name.

Originally posted by ianmitchell


I hated it really, prefer to be called by my first name.

what is it

lol see my username? remove the mitchell from it and you've got it :D


(hint, it begins with 'I' ends with 'N' and has 'A' in the middle)

i thought it was austin

Used to be Trudes or Trudles and physics master used to call me trixitrudlebum.

There were a couple of offensive versions of my name which at least one person on this forum has worked out...:)

However, most people called me Joe or Weeble. The latter came from my rugby playing days. I was slightly rotund and hard to push over in the tackle, so I was called Weeble....

'cos I wobbled but I didn't fall down.

Joe

Originally posted by kirky
mine.........err kirky..........because of mi surname......bit borin really

I always got called Boris.

Boris Becker - Becca.
Not very clever and very annoying when shouted to attract my attention in public!

Originally posted by ianmitchell
lol see my username? remove the mitchell from it and you've got it :D


(hint, it begins with 'I' ends with 'N' and has 'A' in the middle)

Irain??? :hihi:

Mine was Humey, because of my last name

Captain was mine - how original for someone called Kirk.

It's funny how everyone (even to this day) who calls me Captain or Captain Kirk thinks it must be the first time I've heard it and should laugh with them. :roll:

We just seemed to all call each other by our second names.
Theres lads now i bump inot and wouldnt know their first names.

Mine was Hair Bear, because I had a perm that went to frizzy and I was named after the cartoon Hair Bear Bunch.

Originally posted by Robbie_Lovin
Irain??? :hihi:

Mine was Humey, because of my last name

your surname isn't lovin then:confused:

I have various :D

Originally posted by kirky
your surname isn't lovin then:confused:


ha ha, no, its just what one of my ex's called me!!

sh bought me a t-shirt too

http://www.freewebs.com/robbieloving/Robbie%20Loving.JPG

PENGIUN...

Reason being because i wore my sisters size 5 shoes to school when i'm only a 4... :?

I knew the shoes were going to be too big for me so i stuffed the toes full of tissue making them a snug fit or so i thought... That was until i started to walk to school in them... an someone from behind me decideds to shout out pengiun lol I was waddling along like a pengiun... walking flat footed basically :lol: I had no time either to go back and change :( so i was the waddling pengiun for the day... But the name seemed to stick Tut.... :)

I think pengiuns are cute so i didnt mind o much... :razz:

My mate in Wakefield used to call me Gibbon Head pmsl no reasoning why... well i hope there wasnt... hmmmm :? We still laugh and joke about that one now... Might have to ask her why 'Gibbon Head' makes i chuckle :lol:

There are many others but there remaining top secret ;) so ner... :razz: lol

my was cokney
why : i am from london

Jecca/Jekjek

My next door neighbour couldn't say Jessica when he was little so he used to call me Jecca. My friend's at school found out and a couple of them still call it me.

My other mate calls me J though, what a lazy git. Can't even be bothered to say Jess *rollseyes*

Jessycar came from another friend as well. She called her car Jessycar after me :lol:

Originally posted by Robbie_Lovin
ha ha, no, its just what one of my ex's called me!!

sh bought me a t-shirt too

http://www.freewebs.com/robbieloving/Robbie%20Loving.JPG

Thar looks better fromt back an all.....a bit like thi boozin mate kirky :P

Fatty
I hated school...:(

Originally posted by owdlad
Fatty
I hated school...:(

did anyone really like school

some git I hate used to call me 'bitchell' :rant:

Originally posted by owdlad
Thar looks better fromt back an all.....a bit like thi boozin mate kirky :P

you aint seen mi back:confused: :confused: :confused: or mi front for that matter

I've been called at school:
Sarah silly sausage - don't know why,someone liked alliteration?
Sophie - from BFG,apparently i looked like her
Mophead - i had a perm
Jinkys - from Scoobydoo,i also looked like Velma
Fairy - i always wanted to be one - it stuck for 8 years.

I've been called at previous jobs:
Sazzle - my boss fancied me - his pet name for me
Little Sarah - i'm petite
The virgin - my first ever job and the people there were all proud to be slappers,this was the first question they asked me!

I am now called:
Bjork - i look like her - does anyone see a pattern?
Strumpf - Pidgin French for smurf - i have no idea!

Slim Jim - because names jim and im slim. lol

Originally posted by J-Blaze
Slim Jim - because names jim and im slim. lol

lol makes sense!

At school it was Oliver Twist (maiden name being Oliver :rolleyes: ) or Mavis (Cruet) fat fairy in children's prog Willo the Wisp.

At university it was Catfish (there is a story behind that but I'm not telling it here).

My sister has several nicknames for me (most of which are far too offensive to put up on here) I think Stan is the only polite one she calls me (got that after the reporter with local paper got my name wrong :frown: )

Current ones are "Prawn" & "Eclair". Have two fab forum friends to thank for those :P

Here's a good one..... Dukka!. I was called this after a hindu god but i got left with it because my arse sticks out :hihi:
Now people call me Vidster or Bert.

My nickname was elephantcock and i never found out why I was always with the nurse after fainting through lack of blood to my head. If anyone remembers me from school may be they could explain why the kids called me this?? Oh I was the kid who wore three shoes in case you were wondering.

Elephantcock

When I was little my nick name was mamfi as my brother couldn't say Samantha.

At senior school it was usually Freak, Morticia or Mrs Adams as I was a goth.

For some strange reason, close friends then started calling me Spaj, but I still have no understanding why!!!!

Don't seem to have a nickname these days :cry:

Rapunzel....... 'cos I had long hair, down to my waist.

Originally posted by owdlad
Fatty
I hated school...:(

Yes I remember school well, I was 'Fatty' as well. I also hated school with a vengance. 'Best days of our Lives'? My Arse!!!

topanga, school is cruel

Originally posted by Dirk Diggler
It's funny how everyone (even to this day) who calls me Captain or Captain Kirk thinks it must be the first time I've heard it and should laugh with them. :roll:
Now I want all you forum users to remember this!!:D

We just seemed to all call each other by our second names. There's lads now I bump into and wouldn't know their first names!

Just found this old thread - I like it Bert! :)
I always got 'Ryan, Ryan, red hot iron' (guess the surname!)
Not very inventive - although I did have red hair at the time! Can anyone suggest anything a bit more original?

At secondary school my nickname was Hotfoot - because at any sign of trouble I just used to leg-it :P

Mine was Naylor disease. Cruel and unimaginative. They were just jealous that I had better everything than they did. Pft.

Mine was Lanty because my surname was Lant.

I used to get called lots of things: Bex, Beccy baa baa sheep, Chubby... all those things and then when I started to dress gothic I got Death, misery, tradgedy etc.

Fatty
I hated school...:(:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: thought it might have been gloops..:hihi:

mine was jesus,because i had long hair,when the school had visitors the head used to come in the class and say,"jesus,you and your two disciples go for a walk" my two disciples also had long hair , the head objected ,but couldnt do anything about it

olive oil, cos i was tall and skinny, still tall but filled out a bit:)

you aint seen mi back:confused: :confused: :confused: or mi front for that matter

I have nar, and thar still looks no better :D

mine was jesus,

I bet you hate this weekend ;) I also now know why you walk with a limp :P

Jacko because my surname is Jackson.
They also called me....

erm...


Crazy horse.

Gabby-gale :mad:

Gabby. Cos i am. And its short for my surname.

Beacause I was at school in the early fifties was short, dumpy and wore glasses and the Russian space programme was active my nickname was Sputnik or Sput for short

Lofty (and I hated it, it was actually a teacher that started it off as well!) - at middle school, cause I was taller than the rest of the girls. Luckily they all more or less caught up and nick name disappeared.

Dizzy, I wonder why!

mine was onion why cause my surname was unwin

Trav... because we went on a game called Unreal Tournament in IT and I didnt know how to change the name of my character... so I stuck with Trav.

Mouse ... I was small!

Debs............:hihi:

Hippy. My parents owned a caravan.

Cannon ball.....

Mainly cos, as a kid, I used to be mega fat, about 4 foot tall, with a skin head, and used to charge up and down the corridoors at high storrs.

My nickname was squidge - although i wasn't particularly squidgy at the time! My other nickname was squealer because i used to be very excitable and make high pitched noises when in such a state

Captain was mine - how original for someone called Kirk.

It's funny how everyone (even to this day) who calls me Captain or Captain Kirk thinks it must be the first time I've heard it and should laugh with them. :roll:

Nah mate, I just called you a berk! :D

Segas are crap! :P

For some bizarre reason I used to get called "big nose", I'm sorry but WTF?! OK I take after my Dad for having a slightly bigger nose than normal but couldn't they think of something better?! :loopy:

I can't even mention some of the worse stuff I've been called over the years relating to me being deaf... :rant:

For some bizarre reason I used to get called "big nose",

That's bad news Rich. You know what they always say about men with large noses? Nothing grows underneath the shadow...........:)

OK I take after my Dad for having a slightly bigger nose than normal but couldn't they think of something better?:
Oooohh! There's something so sexy about men with big noses! You've only got to look at De Niro and Gerard Depardeu for starters! What gods! :)

Mine was smiley

I wonder why? :D


:suspect:

i had one that was ashorter version of my surname, and another which stuck with me well into working life, which was 'cagney' - apparently cos i look like jimmy cagney! (although i'm not sure i ever saw the resemblance, and especially now since i shave my head!)

'Slim'....twelve years old and suffering the irony of others;)

deano, and a few others, a couple with the suffix "-head", there was plenty of "-heads" with prefixes including numbers, veg and fruit.

mine was Pressy..... cos of my surname..:hihi: At Norfolk Infants it was Giggles ...... guess why.

CORKER and still is now.