Something for the weekend? No not that! Something for the gardening aficionados out there:
The Letter - one for the gardeners. (http://sheffieldwriters.ath.cx/SFStoryArchive/1175957624.doc)
An offer you can't refuse.- unless you're really thick skinned.
I am a gardener, so thought this was very funny.Especially as I have bought a box of plant feed today from Wilkinsons. :hihi:
Oh I absolutely loved that one, and the commendations at the end made it even funnier. :thumbsup: :hihi:
I get quite a few asking for my bank details , i think a pile of S*** is a good investment really .I always respond back with a few kindly words .
That looked so much like a letter from the Readers Digest Pointless Promotions department that I am forwarding your name as a future employee.
Really liked that one.
As Shoeshine says, the commendations at the end just add that little bit extra, so I’ll add one of my own.
“A delightfully dung-ho approach to letter writing”
A point of clarification with regard to two of the names mentioned.
G. Stansfield was born above a fish and chip shop in Rochdale. She was better known under her stage name of Gracie Fields.
"Paddy Kerm" can be re-arranged to "Pakky Derm" which is a close approximation to pachyderm.
I've had a reply!