I have flu.

The other half has a slight cold and I caught it from her and its turned into full blown influenza. Shes carrying on with life, being a mother and housewife and general pain in the arse as women tend to be, but Im half dead.

Why is it that women only seem to get a slight cold, yet when they pass it on to men it turns into something lethal and debilitating...?

I keep moaning at her and sniffling loudly but the only sympathy I get it when she tells me to stop being so mardy and get on with it, she THEN has the gall to tell me that we have the same thing.


Women, they simply dont have a clue of the agony we men go through.

well, I reckon as mostly, blokes have bigger noses, we've got more space for the grms to grab hold, and more sizeable snot chambers... ick...:gag:

[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;2110873]I have


Women, they simply dont have a clue of the agony we men go through.[/QUOTE

Ignorance is BLISS............

You all need to just ignore it. It's attitudes like this that will bring this country to it's knees!


If a weak and feeble woman that is barely strong enough to draw breath on a daily basis let alone manly things like opening jars or lifting light to medium weight objects can handle it then so can you!!!

don't know why ......................but i just love the word "snot" - makes me chuckle everytime!:hihi:

Yeah but women don't suffer Man Flu. Forget child birth, A dose of the deadly Man Flu is by far the worst pain a human being could be in. Women will never understand Man Flu because their tiny little minds just don't register the intense pain we feel when struck down by this terrible illness.

Mod_Man gets his Coat, Suitcase and moves on completely.