i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on.

thought security might have had something to say but no one about, he'd obviously been served as well, didn't see what he'd bought mind, imagine a newspaper or kettle.

Wooooo!!!!

Is this for real?

i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on.

thought security might have had something to say but no one about, he'd obviously been served as well, didn't see what he'd bought mind, imagine a newspaper or kettle.


Was he carrying a helmet?

yeah, it's for real, he had good reason to walk about naked if you know what i mean!!!

yeah, it's for real, he had good reason to walk about naked if you know what i mean!!!

If you've got it, flaunt it! :love:

i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on.

thought security might have had something to say but no one about, he'd obviously been served as well, didn't see what he'd bought mind, imagine a newspaper or kettle.

so you noticed he had a hat on and a bag in his hand then.:partyhat:

are you insinuating that i was perving over him:love:


If you see a naked person you look, i noticed a hat and a paper, i could put more details on if you like!!

damn drove past just before 8am... missed it :(

are you insinuating that i was perving over him:love:


If you see a naked person you look, i noticed a hat and a paper, i could put more details on if you like!!

no thankyou just the hat and bag will do.:gag:

Get back to me if you see any naked women.........:cool:

Get back to me if you see any naked women.........:cool:

thats more like it.:thumbsup:

Meat & 2 veg on offer in Tesco eh?

I wonder if he got his vouchers at the checkout? :thumbsup:

bet he kept away from the cold meat section.you know what that cold does to us.:hihi:

You have to admire his balls.....

i say fair play to him, if people want to walk about naked so they should, they do it in other countries so why not here.

it's the most natural thing after all.

Where would he keep his wallet?

I am not shopping in there for a while, in case he has dangled his bits over the veg while reaching for something else:gag:

Hello Rosey how's your nosey these days?

Fine Thank you:)

i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on.

Really, seriously, honestly; Tescos do hats now?

Captured on camera!!

CCTV image (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/yeti.jpg) :thumbsup:

Captured on camera!!

CCTV image (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/yeti.jpg) :thumbsup:


Didn't realise Jabberwocky was back in Sheffield.....

God, I had a terrible dream last night, I was in Tesco's..............oh :|

I'm glad I didn't see him. I can't think of anything worse to have to see when innocently shopping.

I'm glad I didn't see him. I can't think of anything worse to have to see when innocently shopping.

depends what your shopping for.:thumbsup:

Hahaha good point. I didn't know you could get that kind of thing in Tesco....

Hahaha good point. I didn't know you could get that kind of thing in Tesco....

Salted Nuts :)

Hahaha good point. I didn't know you could get that kind of thing in Tesco....

keep looking its there somewhere i do:suspect:

I might streak through Tescos next Monday morning.:cool:

I might streak through Tescos next Monday morning.:cool:

O I go there every monday morning will keep an eye open but would prefer to see a man.

O I go there every monday morning will keep an eye open but would prefer to see a man.

Of course, wouldnt we all.:thumbsup:

Right Iam off.Now where is that hat and bag.:hihi: :thumbsup:

Right Iam off.Now where is that hat and bag.:hihi: :thumbsup:

Dont forget your binoculars !!:cool:

Dont forget your binoculars !!:cool:

I wont ive got somewhere to hang them.:banana: :thumbsup:

Dont forget your binoculars !!:cool:

microscope more like

microscope more like

Is it the badge.:wave:

microscope more like

and camera !!! :thumbsup:

i wonder if the check out person asked if he wanted a hand packing?

Is it the badge.:wave:


now you come to mention it (i didnt notice the badge until you pointed it out!) :D

i wonder if the check out person asked if he wanted a hand packing?

Yes, sir, would you like help with your............................:D

i wonder if the check out person asked if he wanted a hand packing?

hope the checkout assistant wasnt male and asked him if he wanted stuffing

I might streak through Tescos next Monday morning.:cool:

Are you going to paint yourself green and 'hang' by the mellon counter? :P

I might streak through Tescos next Monday morning.:cool:

More Reasons to shop at...?????????????

the poor bloke maybe just wanted something for the weekend as there are no changing rooms in tesco ........................

omg, i was at that tesco about that time..i'm upset that I did not see any naked men! I was rather hungover so I was probably utterly oblivious to anything out of the ordinary...

It's Dale Winton doing the all new TV Supermarket Streak :D

I'm glad I didn't see him. I can't think of anything worse to have to see when innocently shopping.

How about rack upon rack of mutilated and buchered animals :hihi: , or said man taking a dump in the veg freezer

Well, sorry I missed it. But then again I always miss out on the excitement.

i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on.

thought security might have had something to say but no one about, he'd obviously been served as well, didn't see what he'd bought mind, imagine a newspaper or kettle.

Well, as it wasn't a Netto bag, it couldn't have been Owdlad... :hihi:

StarSparkle

naked ? blue and white striped bag?
was he streaky bacon?
sounds like a wednesday fan to me.


every little helps

An acquaintance of mine has alwaysa been mildly phobic about Tesco. Now I see what she means when she says the place gives her the willies.

i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on

If this is him (http://www.livetourartists.com/al_simmons/simmons-big-hat.jpg) hes called Richard Head

ok ok ok, it was me, its common knowledge I shop at Tesco`s alot, and I didnt have any clean clothes to wear, plus I wanted some food as the old mother hubbard and the cubbard is bare.

So a stroll down naked was the only answer. :o

I apologise for any inconvenience to shoppers, but .......... am I bovvered. :)

No seriously, a naked man in Tesco`s, I never see any when I go

So Tesco does mean Testes Company.

bet he kept away from the cold meat section.you know what that cold does to us.:hihi:

yes shinks mine to 8 inches

yes shinks mine to 8 inches

from the floor mate? :D

i say fair play to him, if people want to walk about naked so they should, they do it in other countries so why not here.

it's the most natural thing after all.all well and good,but what if your 6 maybe 7/8/9 year old daughter was there? not so funny when you look at it from that point of view is it

all well and good,but what if your 6 maybe 7/8/9 year old daughter was there? not so funny when you look at it from that point of view is it

Aaarrrgh ! - don't look Ethel !

Bit of a joke really considering how many sex-obsessed threads we get on this 'family forum' :D

Has Owdlad defected to Tesco's? :shocked: :hihi:

What will Netto's do without their beloved mascot?

Salted Nuts :)

.................and streaky bacon!

He was looking for the meat and 2 veg.....

Jim:thumbsup:

i've just seen a bloke walk starkers out of tescos on infirmary road, had a tesco bag and a hat on.

thought security might have had something to say but no one about, he'd obviously been served as well, didn't see what he'd bought mind, imagine a newspaper or kettle.

well - he is a naturist! happy days for him. He will get banged up at some point ... but until he does, well done!

damn drove past just before 8am... missed it :(

But then you drove around the block a couple more times just in case.:hihi: