Which town has the largest element of dingles: Barnsley, Donny, Rotherham. Chesterfield, Sheffield or other? When I grew up in Sheff it used to be Barnsley....

DingleLand, LOL!

I would say Barnsley or Chesterfield, more Barnsley though at the moment, what with its current explosion in violent crime.

I think Stocksbridge is a good bet - they are all related with too many toes, and has anyone else heard the rumour that they only made the newer estates up there to attract new people and increase the gene pool?
Very dingle indeed...

Originally posted by richynomates
has anyone else heard the rumour that they only made the newer estates up there to attract new people and increase the gene pool?


:lol: I hope thats true.

Originally posted by richynomates
I think Stocksbridge is a good bet

I though Stocksbridge was Clanktown, not Dingleland :)

I read somewhere that Goldthorpe actually has the high propotion of "blood brothers" anywhere in the country

only one dingleland and that is Barnsley!!

the only place where you have a poundland and 4 shops away a 99p shop!!!

cut throat business in Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarnsley tha knows!

Originally posted by spiffymonkey
I though Stocksbridge was Clanktown, not Dingleland :)
You're going to have to explain this one - is it another term from our great britsh soaps??
cheers...

i always thought stocksbridge was toytown or am i mixing it up with chapletown:loopy:

Originally posted by richynomates
You're going to have to explain this one - is it another term from our great britsh soaps??
cheers...

I have no idea. I used to work at the papermill in Oughtibridge and that's what some of the guys there called it.

I'd have to say Doncaster. I've lived in Barnsley my entire life (I'm 19) and in response to whoever said there was a lot of violence here at the minute I dont recall any of late... Not like the stabbings and shootings you get in the likes of Sheffield. I've started going to Doncaster college on day release from work and I've never seen as many chavs and generally dodgy looking people in one town. Scary.

Granted, Stocksbridge, Barnsley and Chesterfield are Dingle enclaves but in all these refuge areas for evolutionary failures I detect a degree of chav admixture. However, if we take the Hoyland and Jump areas of Barnsley, for example, here we may locate isolated populations of the original, "pure" Dingle stock, untainted by chav admixture and directly descended from the faeces collectors of the Paleolithic. These survivals from the Pleistocene are invariably bow-legged, rotund and football-like[with a slimmer, ape-like variant occasionally found in Jump], and are only able to distinguish between basic shapes and colours. The male Dingle is known to emit a plaintive, tremulous cry prior to coitus,"Foreplay? I've tekken me pit boyts off fo' thi!". The female too has been heard to utter mating calls, of which, "Tha'll ave ter pull me vest darn when tha's finished" is the most commonly heard.

Careful here... The moderators get a bit trigger-happy if you start expressing an opinion. Keep it light, remember... Like "What is your favourite sweets?"

Smedley, thankyou for your guidance made in good faith. My favourite sweets are "Hundreds and thousands". I would like to eat them off Beyonce's naked, writhing body. Don't tell my wife..

oooh, you are awful.

You can't just say that about Hoyland & Jump... Chavs, dingles, whatever you want to call them, speak like that all over South Yorkshire... with the slight variation of 'da' and 'di' instead of 'tha and 'thi'', particularly in areas of sheffield... x

It's only a joke, Straylight...