I'm probably going to a fancy dress party on Saturday - never being my thing so am useless at thinking of what to go as. Want to be simple and "just enough to get in" if you know what I mean.

Nothing elaborate please but any ideas welcome!

A pair of pajama's and go as a sleepwalker

Part your hair down the middle and go as a...

actually no ideas spring to mind.

Cut a couple of holes in a white sheet, chuck it over your 'ead and go as a ghost.

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Sex & horror always went well together - get a pair of big, old y-fronts with a stain or two on the front, tell them you've come in your underpants.:o

go as a pigeon , lost in south yorkshire en route to scotland :-)

Pin a few bits of a certain newspaper to yourself and go as a daily 'male'

Some "Interesting" suggestions there...cheers!

Anyway found out that theres a theme with some friends of the 7 deadly sins - I bagged Angry, red t-shirt and an "Angry" style mask and I'm done!

Remember KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid, best way for me I think!

how about wearing a black shirt and vicars collar and strapping a large lifelike boy doll to your crotch?

Hmmmmmm...No! How about as a suicide bomber - equal opportunities and all...