Hi people,
My girlfriend keeps saying "Do your know how long we been together?" so I say "Yeah sure of course I do" but I have o idea and I wait a few seconds till she tells me.

The following day I forget again.

So what I wondered is, is there a website for something that I can enter a date and it will tell me how many months weeks and days it has been since? I dont even know when we started going out lol she told me today its been 4month 2week and 4days

All i can say is bless you :D

does she boil bunnies in her spare time?

www.deathclock.com
:hihi:

its called a calender :rolleyes:

is your gf 12?

Yes but using a calender I cant just work it out, Im not that intelegent

and no she isnt 12

Can't you just tell her that times means nothing when you're with her.

It's a bit :gag: but let's face it, if she's counting the hours and minutes, then she'll probably love that.

how about next time she tells you how long its been circle the day or month in a calender or diary and then you can always work it out easily..

www.deathclock.com
:hihi:

im gonna live till im 74 :P at least i might get a year or so of retirement

Hi people,
My girlfriend keeps saying "Do your know how long we been together?" so I say "Yeah sure of course I do" but I have o idea and I wait a few seconds till she tells me.

The following day I forget again.

So what I wondered is, is there a website for something that I can enter a date and it will tell me how many months weeks and days it has been since? I dont even know when we started going out lol she told me today its been 4month 2week and 4days

This girl loves you very much, to remember the days, weeks & months.

This girl loves you very much, to remember the days, weeks & months.

...til your credit card expires

There is some sort of calendar thing that you can have in your toolbar - don't know what it's called tho, sorry.

My recent ex used to have something and used to tell me how many days it was until my birthday. :)

I'm sure you could cobble something together in Excel in the twinkling of an eye.

You could send a copy to your girlfy too - Remember: Nothing says "I Love You" quite like a hastily cobbled together spreadsheet :cool:

This girl loves you very much, to remember the days, weeks & months.

Isn't that what prisoners do by using their blood on the wall of the cell? :hihi:

Dump her then you dont have to remember

I dont want to dump her you numpty, I feel for her like I have never felt in my whole life. I love everything about her, even when I wake up on a sunday morning and she is laid there dribbling on my arm lol.

For once I have found someone who isn interested in my money, she even shouts at me and refuses to give me a kiss when I top her phone up so I can talk to her

www.deathclock.com
:hihi:

couldn't resist filling it in.. I'm dead on 22 July 2015 :shocked: :hihi:

carry on.....

I dont want to dump her you numpty, I feel for her like I have never felt in my whole life. I love everything about her, even when I wake up on a sunday morning and she is laid there dribbling on my arm lol.

For once I have found someone who isn interested in my money, she even shouts at me and refuses to give me a kiss when I top her phone up so I can talk to her

Awwwwww, bless.

Mind, I'd do summat about her dribbling - If a girl can control a ball *ahem* ;) better than a bloke, then there's summat drastically wrong. :hihi:

Yes but using a calender I cant just work it out, Im not that intelegent

and no she isnt 12

is she 14?

is she 14?
your avatar is poor

your avatar is poor

i had best run and change it then. any preferences so i get one to your liking?

something less morbid than that looks

i spent all night looking and i havent been to bed. just going to collapse now from spending hours in front of my screen scanning through thousands of google images pages. i couldnt find anything better so i will have to stay as it is :(

I dont want to dump her you numpty, I feel for her like I have never felt in my whole life. I love everything about her, even when I wake up on a sunday morning and she is laid there dribbling on my arm lol.

For once I have found someone who isn interested in my money, she even shouts at me and refuses to give me a kiss when I top her phone up so I can talk to her


Well I gather this is your first GF or you wouldnt be wasting your time with the crap. And Im glad you feel you have to result to name calling Im better than that and would hate to have to sink to your cesspit level obviously your Iq is not large enough to use a calendar so I would like to know which learning centre helps you use the pc.:loopy:

Yheres a website called inthedoghouse, or something like that.

www.deathclock.com
:hihi:

According to that I'm not due to die until 2029 :o

And I've been with 'my lass' for 45 years already - I don't bother counting the months,weeks and days anymore :P

Well I gather this is your first GF or you wouldnt be wasting your time with the crap. And Im glad you feel you have to result to name calling Im better than that and would hate to have to sink to your cesspit level obviously your Iq is not large enough to use a calendar so I would like to know which learning centre helps you use the pc.:loopy:

I was only joking

Well I gather this is your first GF or you wouldnt be wasting your time with the crap. And Im glad you feel you have to result to name calling Im better than that and would hate to have to sink to your cesspit level obviously your Iq is not large enough to use a calendar so I would like to know which learning centre helps you use the pc.:loopy:

Did you get out the wrong side of the bed today Mr Viper??
:)

It doesn't really matter, does it? Unless you're married and have like an 'anniversary' (then she'll get really mad lol).

Neither me or my boyfriend really remember, I don't think theres really a date when we first started going out. I remember when we met cos it was the Friday after coming back from New York, so it's around a year ago, but I don't think many people ask people out anymore. It's not primary school :)

x

'My lass' sounds very common :gag:

'My lass' sounds very common :gag:

Welcome to Sheffield :roll:

couldn't resist filling it in.. I'm dead on 22 July 2015 :shocked: :hihi:

carry on.....

Wow! You're younger than me and it reckons that I'll be alive til 2052!

Welcome to Sheffield :roll:

I just dont like that saying. I'd hate my boyfriend (the imaginary one), to call me 'my lass' or 'our lass'.

Don't worry Kirsty..You wont have that problem for awhile....

jt

Don't worry Kirsty..You wont have that problem for awhile....

jt


Good job Im happy being single, otherwise I'd have such a go at you right now JT... infact, im in the sort of mood where id hunt you down and kick your teeth down your throat.

But i wont do that, because im glad im single. So all is good.

So what I wondered is, is there a website for something that I can enter a date and it will tell me how many months weeks and days it has been since?

This is good :

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html

:thumbsup:

Tut tut...violence never solved any problems kirsty...

oooohhh..and btw...gag....twas a joke..

jt

Tut tut...violence never solved any problems kirsty...

oooohhh..and btw...gag....twas a joke..

jt

You shouldnt joke around with me on a day like today- its not good for your health.

You shouldnt joke around with me on a day like today- its not good for your health.

And he said you smell real bad, I heard him.
:heyhey::heyhey:

Kirsty, John....

Please air the dirty laundry in private.

Thanks.

And he said you smell real bad, I heard him.
:heyhey::heyhey:

:hihi: funny...


:|

Kirsty, John....

Please air the dirty laundry in private.

Thanks.


No worries..."closes book of insults"..

jt

Hi people,
My girlfriend keeps saying "Do your know how long we been together?" so I say "Yeah sure of course I do" but I have o idea and I wait a few seconds till she tells me.

The following day I forget again.

So what I wondered is, is there a website for something that I can enter a date and it will tell me how many months weeks and days it has been since? I dont even know when we started going out lol she told me today its been 4month 2week and 4days

I don't know about a website, but you could try the reply of "We've been together for what seems like years but at the same time just a few minutes of which I've enjoyed every second" or something along those lines...

This is good :

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html

:thumbsup:

So for me and my wife, it's been 47 years, 3 months, 17 days since we first met. :)

If she sees this, she'll be saying it's 47 years, 3 months, 17 days too long ;)

You can get tickers for your signature too, we use them on baby boards because we're sad lol! Only joking, we use them on baby boards so we know who else has children around our childs age.

http://www.tickerfactory.com/ezticker/ticker_designer.php

I just dont like that saying. I'd hate my boyfriend (the imaginary one), to call me 'my lass' or 'our lass'.

I like when my bf calls me 'our lass'... don't know why, I just do.

Like your special in a way.. cos I call my brother 'our Dave', so it feels like im part of the family, if that makes any sense! :suspect: hehe

I like when my bf calls me 'our lass'... don't know why, I just do.

Like your special in a way.. cos I call my brother 'our Dave', so it feels like im part of the family, if that makes any sense! :suspect: hehe

Hmmm i dont know, iv never been called it... its just when i read the thread title 'how long have i been with our lass'... I shuddered...

I always forget but we have been together that long she knows and accepts it lol

Hi Mainframe, would this lucky lass be the same one mentioned in a previous thread [ the one from the chippy] ??

no this is a lass Ive actually known for 2years and liked her from the start but never had the guts to tell her untill a few month ago

Wow! You're younger than me and it reckons that I'll be alive til 2052!

Me too! Shall we have a joint funeral?

Im going to live until 2079... im 19 now, 20 in May... how old will i be in 2079? (i havent got the energy/brain to work it out)