"beatification of Pope John Paul !!? (Sainthood for the man who resided over the biggest scandal/cover-up of child abuse known to the Modern World!)

Are we living in the 21st Century at all?

Is it a dreamworld?

Did I miss something?

Where do these loonies come from with all this rubbish?

If it wasn't so pathetic, it would be pure surrealist comedy! :mad:

witchcraft and satanism is more interesting...

keep your beatification of the satanic pope

i'll stick to good old fashioned shamanism/witchcraft thanx

intermingled with some nu skool particle physics

Note bene.......as OP'er, I include the C of E loonies, the products of militant madrassas, and the South Sea Islanders who worship Prince Philip as a God too!.

:thumbsup:

Thou art a heretic surrah! Thy shalt be burned as ye witch!

Burn the witch!

Thou art a heretic surrah! Thy shalt be burned as ye witch!

Burn the witch!

Whelk me, whelk me to within an inch of my life! :hihi:

Was it the reference to Prince Philip as a "God" which upset you? :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Well! I never expected the spanish inquisition!

my husbands ancestors were hanged for witchcraft - they were part of the famous 'Pendle Witches'

edited as I didn't mean "well hung" hahahaha

my husbands ancestors were hung for witchcraft - they were part of the famous 'Pendle Witches'

Jabberwocky should be "well hung" too.......but I have inside info that......:hihi:

Jabberwocky should be "well hung" too.......but I have inside info that......:hihi:

I may have to delete that shoeshine !!;)

I`ll have you know that I was once worshipped as a god! I had a tank of sea monkeys and I was their one sole deity!
They used to worship me, and Id use an eye dropper to single out sinners and suck them up and feed them to the great devil, known as Geoffrey the goldfish!


I was a harsh god, yet a psychotically murderous god.

I may have to delete that shoeshine !!;)

Touche.......

For anyone not watching the SF Writing Group Section today, pattricia is getting her own back on me. You won't know now if you look....I deleted a few posts on there between us as being off-topic! :hihi:

I`ll have you know that I was once worshipped as a god! I had a tank of sea monkeys and I was their one sole deity!
They used to worship me, and Id use an eye dropper to single out sinners and suck them up and feed them to the great devil, known as Geoffrey the goldfish!


I was a harsh god, yet a psychotically murderous god.

Ah, yes Geoffrey the goldfish, I remember him well.He was very well hung.!!

Armageddon came in the form of the goddess Julie.
She came home drunk one night, thought they were soup, and ate the lot with croutons and a handful of breadsticks.

I`ll have you know that I was once worshipped as a god! I had a tank of sea monkeys and I was their one sole deity!
They used to worship me, and Id use an eye dropper to single out sinners and suck them up and feed them to the great devil, known as Geoffrey the goldfish!


I was a harsh god, yet a psychotically murderous god.

I warn you there is a poster on here with "Geoffrey" as a username.....no, not the Geoff! but "Geoffrey".

If he sees this post of yours, you'll be less than "beatified" when he catches you! :hihi:

Bear in mind lads that we are discussing an organisation which had an active policy of non involvement in several bouts of genocide, which subjugates nations with dogmatic 4th century doctrine and proliferates the spread of HIV/AIDS with their continual ignorance of scientific fact versus darkage superstition.

The faithfull are invariably good and decent people but the leaders are invariably hypocritical, devious, whitewashing, wretched sons of motherless goats.

"A catholic priest, paedophile and a rapist go in to a bar ....... Oh hang on - It's the same guy!"

:hihi: Bear in mind lads that we are discussing an organisation which had an active policy of non involvement in several bouts of genocide, which subjugates nations with dogmatic 4th century doctrine and proliferates the spread of HIV/AIDS with their continual ignorance of scientific fact versus darkage superstition.

The faithfull are invariably good and decent people but the leaders are invariably hypocritical, devious, whitewashing, wretched sons of motherless goats.

"A catholic priest, paedophile and a rapist go in to a bar ....... Oh hang on - It's the same guy!"

I take it all back! There is a God after all, and he's "matchless".

I give you the divine being's name.....Swan_Vesta :hihi:

The Vatican protected these priests as well. Not only that ,their nuns ran laundries in Ireland, where "bad" girls were worked like slaves from morning to evening. These people are now claiming compensation from the church.I only went to a convent in England, but I will never forget the mental cruelty inflicted on us.

Nuns...?


Did I mention my fantasy concerning nuns...?

Bless you Shoeshine.

You shall serve at my right hand and we shall smite the unworthy rendering the humourless to the fiery pits of Hell, the unappreciative of the fine art of sublime giddiness to the seventh circle of Dante's inferno and the souls who disapprove of whimsy to the painful depths of bedlam.

Yours, a vengeful, but dyslexic


Dog

Nuns...?


Did I mention my fantasy concerning nuns...?

Yes, I was a nun and you were a priest.!! I dont know what happened after that................:help:

Ah, yes Geoffrey the goldfish, I remember him well.He was very well hung.!!

Hey Baby :)

I was planning to "Break down " in a heavy snowstorm outside the convent near Sheffield, go staggering up to their gates and ask for help and shelter until the snow storm subsided....

Damn global warning put the kybosh on THAT little plan!

originally posted by Geoffrey

Hey Baby


pattricia....don't say I didn't warn yooooouuuu! :hihi:

Hey Baby :)

Hi, Geoffrey, how you doin.? :heyhey: :heyhey:

Hi, Geoffrey, how you doin.? :heyhey: :heyhey:


Don't encourage him, please! :hihi:

Don't encourage him, please! :hihi:

We dont want you deleting any more posts today.!! :cool:

Hi, Geoffrey, how you doin.? :heyhey: :heyhey:

Hi Pattricia, I'm well ...

(well hung that is)

We dont want you deleting any more posts today.!! :cool:

He got so busy doing it on the Writing Group this morning, he deleted himself.

This is shoeshine's fave cat typing....we've not seen him since 11 o'clock this morning! :o

Hi Pattricia, I'm well ...

(well hung that is)

There not scraping on the floor yet are they Geoffrey ? :suspect:

There not scraping on the floor yet are they Geoffrey ? :suspect:

If medusa reads this thread, we're gonnas for at least a month......especially Swan_Vesta, I blame him, personally......he's an out-and-out troublemaker! :o

I was just in the chatroom discussing my pendulous breasts and messing with the controls.


Erm....

I was just in the chatroom discussing my pendulous breasts and messing with the controls.


Erm....

So, forgetting the first part of your bl**dy post, who's driving this Space Shuttle to the Moon?
:confused:

The space shuttle cant make it to the moon! It doesnt have the required space for fuel, or the living quarters or a lander.


Unless...

Unless they made a runway there...