No need to be shy ladies, just for once be honest with yourself.....

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Miss read the thread title

I couldn't possible say, it's a secret:hihi:

Is this in any way linked to your 'Cheapest of the cheap thread' about wanting a cheap hotel tonight? Bit presumptous aren't you? :suspect:


:hihi:

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Miss read the thread title

you thought it said
"Be honest, who secretly would like to meet mel" ?









:D

Is this in any way linked to your 'Cheapest of the cheap thread' about wanting a cheap hotel tonight? Bit presumptous aren't you? :suspect:


:hihi:


The two are not related in the slightest I'll have you know. Bit presumptous just assuming don't you think?

Ageing is unimportant unless you are a cheese.

:hihi:

Or a good bottle of wine.

The two are not related in the slightest I'll have you know. Bit presumptous just assuming don't you think?


Yeah, Yeah. Yada Yada Yada.

You are just sulking cos I've scuppered your cunning plan by booking ALL the rooms in all the cheap hotels of Sheffield! :nod:

yep i thought it said mel.......tch gutted :D

Yeah, Yeah. Yada Yada Yada.

You are just sulking cos I've scuppered your cunning plan by booking ALL the rooms in all the cheap hotels of Sheffield! :nod:

I'm beginning to wonder you know! Everyone is booked tonight that I've tried, not tomorrow, or next Saturday, or the one after, just tonight! Damn you cheap, sordid, budget hotels!!

Me

You seem funny, down to earth etc... I like haha

Me

You seem funny, down to earth etc... I like haha

Do I sense sarcasm Miss twinkle?

I'd like to meet Donk
Owldlad
Viking
Kristien
Strix
Saxton

And don't ask me why, cus I don't know!:)

I'd like to meet Donk
Owldlad
Viking
Kristien
Strix
Saxton

And don't ask me why, cus I don't know!:)

And what about me, dont you want to meet me ? ;)

And what about me, dont you want to meet me ? ;)

Err, yes dear :love:

And what about me, dont you want to meet me ? ;)

Pattricia we'd all like to meet you it goes without saying!

Pattricia we'd all like to meet you it goes without saying!

Ahem, well yes of course. I would like to meet:


Lord C

Jabberwocky

Shoeshine

Lizzmobile

Foxy

Im honest and would not like to meet anyone other then the mates i have and my college friends too.

I am close friends with a few sf members....

Littlestarshine.(she is a sweet girl)
Barbiegirl80.(she is my neighbour and best friend).
Daddylonglegs(is my uncle)
Muckynees(my friend too)

Thats it i think.happy with the friends i have no room or time for anyone else
charlie x x

I'm beginning to wonder you know! Everyone is booked tonight that I've tried, not tomorrow, or next Saturday, or the one after, just tonight! Damn you cheap, sordid, budget hotels!!

So I'm just being nosy now as you've not volunteered the information. Who is the room for if she's not worth a 1/2 share of £55?

So I'm just being nosy now as you've not volunteered the information. Who is the room for if she's not worth a 1/2 share of £55?

And how many threads have you got on about cheap rooms & secretly meeting you ?

And how many threads have you got on about cheap rooms & secretly meeting you ?

:o How very dare you Pattricia! i have zero threads about cheap rooms and meeting me!:o

I do all my enquiries by p.m.:hihi:

:o How very dare you Pattricia! i have zero threads about cheap rooms and meeting me!:o

I do all my enquiries by p.m.:hihi:

Not you Edna, Corr Blimey I mean. !! :D :D

Do I sense sarcasm Miss twinkle?

No not at all!

I'm :( that no-one wants to meet me ... not even pattricia - and she's my stalker :suspect:

I'd like to meet:

tab1
Lord Chav
and some other people I just can't bring to mind right now, may edit them in later ;)

I'm :( that no-one wants to meet me ... not even pattricia - and she's my stalker :suspect:

I'd like to meet:

tab1
Lord Chav
and some other people I just can't bring to mind right now, may edit them in later ;)


pah! you could have met some of us last night in the pub!

I'd like to meet Miniminch

pah! you could have met some of us last night in the pub!

I'd like to meet Miniminch

I've already met you all ... but that's not why I didn't turn up ... :blush:

pah! you could have met some of us last night in the pub!

I'd like to meet Miniminch

What for?
A night of mind numbing self obsession?

What for?
A night of mind numbing self obsession?


Cos we had a spat some time ago and have had a truce ever since. I would just like to conclude our 'discussion' :hihi:

What for?
A night of mind numbing self obsession?

Oy, you! artisan ... how very dare you!

I'll have you know that Woodseats meets are the very opposite of mind numbing ... we may have obsessions, but they're interesting ones :D


oops - I see I latched onto the wrong section of the quote ... hehe self obsessed or what! :hihi:

Not after the comments you made on your Cheapest of the cheap thread about a poor woman 'not being worth that much'. I'd make you eat 'em for breakfast if you said that about me! :rant: But then, you wouldn't get the chance to ;)

Now look what you've done, you stupid boy! You've upset lizzmobile :o

oh dear ... bad things may happen now ... :nono:

Well, no not really, but thank you rubylicious :love: I'm not implicated thank heavens. Well I suppose he's out with her now, trying to find an old abandoned railway wagon to shack up in :hihi:

Not worth £55, honestly! :roll: I'm going to work on a spell now ... mwuuuhahahahhahaa!

What, me? I have never said those things about any one.

Mistaken identity I think :o

Evening, arty :wave:

What, me? I have never said those things about any one.

Mistaken identity I think :o

*looks round for the person who mentioned self obsessed :hihi:

Well, no not really, but thank you rubylicious :love: I'm not implicated thank heavens. Well I suppose he's out with her now, trying to find an old abandoned railway wagon to shack up in :hihi:



Would it be a Virgin one? :D

Evening, arty :wave:

Good evening, lizz what are you up to then, apart from eating men up for breakfast. ;)

but that's not why I didn't turn up ... :blush:
*Does a 'Gran' from Catherine Tate* Hoh! I smell gossip. Ruby, care to share?

Good evening, lizz what are you up to then, apart from eating men up for breakfast. ;)
I told him he needed curtains :rolleyes: :hihi:

I'm fine thank you kindly, and I'm going to bed now 'cos I's completely and utterly shatterly. How are you?

apart from eating men up for breakfast. ;)

she can eat me up

errrrrrrrrrrm

I told him he needed curtains :rolleyes: :hihi:

I'm fine thank you kindly, and I'm going to bed now 'cos I's completely and utterly shatterly. How are you?

Not a happy bunny, full of snot and catarrh, not very pleasant company at present :D

And my nose is even worse. :gag:

Don't too excited mellors, arty was just casting wishful nasturtiums, even if he wasn't that far off the mark ;) :o

Poor arty, you need to draught someone in to rub your chest for you :nod:

Don't too excited mellors, arty was just casting wishful nasturtiums, even if he wasn't that far off the mark ;) :o

Poor arty, you need to draught someone in to rub your chest for you :nod:

The pain is gradually moving lower down. :hihi: :hihi:

The pain is gradually moving lower down. :hihi: :hihi:

Sounds like appendicitis mate - I should go & have it whipped out :hihi: :hihi:

Sounds like appendicitis mate - I should go & have it whipped out :hihi: :hihi:

Can Reki healers do that? :hihi:

Can Reki healers do that? :hihi:

Reki - is that where you sing along to a backing track in a pub? :D

Reki - is that where you sing along to a backing track in a pub? :D

No, that's called being gay.

No, that's called being gay.

The tax payer's been robbed by whoever got paid to teach you sex education at school :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Unless you're infering that the singers are a pain in the butt :o :o :o :o

The tax payer's been robbed by whoever got paid to teach you sex education at school :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Sex Ed? The only time we had any form of sex education at school was when a rather embarrassed female teacher showed us the correct way to put on a condom, using a chair leg as a prop.

I say she looked embarressed, she also looked like she'd done it plenty of times before.

Sex Ed? The only time we had any form of sex education at school was when a rather embarrassed female teacher showed us the correct way to put on a condom, using a chair leg as a prop.

I say she looked embarressed, she also looked like she'd done it plenty of times before.

Plenty of times with a chair leg??? :o :o :o

Mind you, if it's only way she can get it on with one of the Chippendales....

Sex Ed? The only time we had any form of sex education at school was when a rather embarrassed female teacher showed us the correct way to put on a condom, using a chair leg as a prop.

I say she looked embarressed, she also looked like she'd done it plenty of times before.

We had no Sex Education at all.(Girls Convent you know) Just had to have work experience,after you left school. ;)

Mind you, if it's only way she can get it on with one of the Chippendales....

Clever.....!

We had no Sex Education at all.(Girls Convent you know) Just had to have work experience,after you left school. ;)

After school learning eh! I must become a private tutor....