Ever done it? Ever had someone on about something? Someone who REALLY should have known better?

I remember the Stones playing at the arena, and from where I lived on Wordsworth Avenue it was possible to see the light show on the clouds above the place.

I told the staff at the total petrol station that a UFO had landed on Hartley brook fields and it was surrounded by the army and several dozen police cars.
Just as I was telling them, a load of police went screaming past, on their way to a job, which made the suckers believe me even more!

Remember the Orson Wells war of the worlds radio broadcast in the US in the... 30s? When half of America went into panic mode?

I almost started a Parson Cross version.

No, not to that extent Jabberwocky,:thumbsup: but It is laughable, especially in this day & age as were supposedly more advanced now in society, I've always despaired at how easily some people can be easily manipulated.

Ever done it? Ever had someone on about something? Someone who REALLY should have known better?


Nice try, do you think we've just got off the banana boat Jabbers?:suspect: :suspect:

Strange. I once advised some aliens who landed at Hartley brook fields to ask directions for their invasion from a local petrol station. They duly set off, but suddenly fled en route, deterred by some sinister being they sensed near by.

Souldn't this be merged with the ITV Phone-Lines thread?

Yup, done it. Back in the late 60's my Dad had a thing about UFO's Lobsang.T. Rampa and Erich von Daniken . I was only a small kid but was sick of him banging on about it, anway, he made out he'd seen one land in the field behind our home. So, always the evil little sprog, I nicked Mum's Fairy Liquid, and laid a trail of green slime witch started off at the house, disappeared over the wall, over the grass and continued for a few yards up towards the Pig shelter. The local press descended upon us for a while ............then suddenly, his daughter disappeared. The tree was very nice but I was hungry and I got a servere battering once I arrived home. :(

I had the same people at the same Petrol station on that the place was built on the site of an old grave yard. The parson used to Cross himself as he buried the plague victims there, hence the name of the area, Parson Cross., and because of the graves under the premise, no alcohol was allowed to be sold on there.
Later that night, I pulled one of my exs stockings over my head and popped up at the serving window, almost scaring the wee-wee out of Kath, the lady who worked there.
She was a coppers wife and.... so wonderfully gullable. I love people like that.

heh

Nice try, do you think we've just got off the banana boat Jabbers?:suspect: :suspect:

Nice try? Banananananana boats?

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Nothing is real unless I deem it to be so.
Your lives are only in existence because I allow them to be.
If I press delete it is the end of you all :cool: