View Full Version : Jade Goody, mum of the year


carcrash
08-03-2007, 20:03
I thought this was a spoof when i first read it but apparently it's a true story

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43668/jade-nominated-for-mum-of-the-year-award.html

Jade Goody has been shortlisted for the Celebrity Mum Of The Year Award by the catalogue firm Grattan.

Among the 20 nominees are Kate Moss and Heather McCartney, both of whom have made news recently for their questionable behaviour.

A spokesperson for Grattan said regarding Goody's inclusion: "Her big mouth got her into trouble, but the nation still thinks she is a mum to admire."

The list also includes three out of the five Spice Girls - Victoria Beckham, Geri Halliwell and Melanie Brown.

Sharon Osbourne, who won the award last year, has failed to make the shortlist.

Jade Goody, foul mouthed racist chav.
Kate Moss, getting married to a junkie.
Heather McCartney, former pornstar and alleged former prostitute.

And last years winner Sharon Osborne, 2 kids in and out of rehab over the last 5 years.

Little_Alex
08-03-2007, 20:15
I thought this was a spoof when i first read it but apparently it's a true story

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43668/jade-nominated-for-mum-of-the-year-award.html



Jade Goody, foul mouthed racist chav.
Kate Moss, getting married to a junkie.
Heather McCartney, former pornstar and alleged former prostitute.

And last years winner Sharon Osborne, 2 kids in and out of rehab over the last 5 years.
Are the awards taking place on April 1st by any chance ? :D If they're being serious then there's not much hope for the rest of us! :gag:

cgksheff
08-03-2007, 20:23
http://www.grattan.co.uk/Web/main/grattan-celebrity-mum-of-the-year.asp

carcrash
08-03-2007, 20:25
http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/tm_headline=celeb-mum-of-year--kate--heather-or-jade-&method=full&objectid=18721463&siteid=89520-name_page.html

No its true, Jordan is also nominated along with Patsy Kensit

saxon51
08-03-2007, 22:56
And here's Jade Goody's PUBLICITY (http://hsc.csu.edu.au/agriculture/production/animal_fertility/pigs.jpg) photo!!

tom3t0
08-03-2007, 23:25
The best celebrity mum probably has the best coke.

Lestat
08-03-2007, 23:29
What an absolute joke!... she's fat, mingin, pig ugly and if her kids take after her then there's no hope. They'll be illiterate, racist, gobby chavs.

Mother of the year :loopy: :gag: more like mother of all rears!

tom3t0
08-03-2007, 23:41
just think about kate moss's children, they might be quite grown up having to look after mummy and daddy when their on a downer

macaskill
08-03-2007, 23:54
Who cares? It's just a rubbish bit of promotion for Grattan's Catalogue.

happyhippy
09-03-2007, 01:26
I thought this was a spoof when i first read it but apparently it's a true story

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43668/jade-nominated-for-mum-of-the-year-award.html



Jade Goody, foul mouthed racist chav.
Kate Moss, getting married to a junkie.
Heather McCartney, former pornstar and alleged former prostitute.

And last years winner Sharon Osborne, 2 kids in and out of rehab over the last 5 years.

Words fail me.

King Rat
09-03-2007, 02:53
I wonder if she is also winning any awards for her race relations?

happyhippy
09-03-2007, 03:30
I wonder if she is also winning any awards for her race relations?

She'd love to, but she can't find Linford's Mum, innit?

BasilRathbon
09-03-2007, 10:22
I bet Heather McCartney will be hopping mad if she doesn't win.
Minf you if she does, she'll only go out and get legless.

King Rat
09-03-2007, 15:47
If Jade can win this then maybe there is still hope of George Bush winning a Noble Peace Prize?

jen13kd
09-03-2007, 15:52
this must be a spoof........ isnt it?

God, what is the world coming to?

Becky2006
09-03-2007, 15:52
Jordan should win , shes a excellent mum

fox20thc
09-03-2007, 15:57
At the end of the day all the mums love their kids and wouldn't intentionally do anything to hurt them.

Me thinks we should all give them a break...

*runs for cover

BasilRathbon
09-03-2007, 16:35
Jordan should win , shes a excellent mum


On a similar note, how about a Nobel Peace Prize for Osama Bin Laden?

purple_frog
09-03-2007, 17:14
What an absolute joke!... she's fat, mingin, pig ugly
Mother of the year :loopy: :gag: more like mother of all rears!

Yeah, and appearance is soooooo important in determining whether or not someone is a good parent. :loopy: :rolleyes: God help most kids, then ....

Lestat
09-03-2007, 20:36
Yeah, and appearance is soooooo important in determining whether or not someone is a good parent. :loopy: :rolleyes: God help most kids, then ....

Not really, but nice of you to edit out the other part of my post that states a racist, gobby, foul-mouthed pig of a woman is NOT a good parent.:thumbsup:

Zaytsev
09-03-2007, 23:16
Jordan should win , shes a excellent mum

Agreed, the size of her milk sacks clearly indicate she is willing to provide more than any other mum. :D

purple_frog
09-03-2007, 23:25
Not really, but nice of you to edit out the other part of my post that states a racist, gobby, foul-mouthed pig of a woman is NOT a good parent.:thumbsup:

well, i never commented on whether or not i thought her a good parent or role model - i was simply perplexed about why her appearance seemed to be so important to you, therefore i naturally edited the superfluous section to which i was not referring ...

Echelon
10-03-2007, 13:31
My mum is the mum of the year..17 years running. Honestly!

Lestat
10-03-2007, 23:08
well, i never commented on whether or not i thought her a good parent or role model - i was simply perplexed about why her appearance seemed to be so important to you, therefore i naturally edited the superfluous section to which i was not referring ...

You seemed perplexed at why her appearance seemed so important?... OK, lets take this a step at a time. Firstly she became semi-famous for being a thicko on Big Brother, Secondly she became even more famous for out-doing Miss Piggy in the facial department. Most newspapers, radio programmes, magazines, TV programmes refer to her as this and to be honest most of the public ( worldwide ) think this way now, not just me.

Jade is, of course, now most famous for being foul-mouthed, pig-ugly and a racist.

I cannot see how this woman ( if indeed it is a woman ) can be nominated for such an award when there are so many other decent people out there deserving of it!

Oh, did I mention she was ugly as sin?:)

lizzmobile
11-03-2007, 14:37
Agreed, the size of her milk sacks clearly indicate she is willing to provide more than any other mum. :D
Bet she's not feeding four at once, like me! :D

pattricia
11-03-2007, 14:43
Bet she's not feeding four at once, like me! :D

Four ? Twins & a girl, wheres the other one come from ?

Zaytsev
12-03-2007, 17:35
Bet she's not feeding four at once, like me! :D

True, but surely Mr Andre counts as two babbys. :hihi: :hihi:

CorkerSWFC
14-03-2007, 23:26
I thought this was a spoof when i first read it but apparently it's a true story

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43668/jade-nominated-for-mum-of-the-year-award.html



Jade Goody, foul mouthed racist chav.
Kate Moss, getting married to a junkie.
Heather McCartney, former pornstar and alleged former prostitute.

And last years winner Sharon Osborne, 2 kids in and out of rehab over the last 5 years.

Don,t tell me pete docherty got Dad of the year aswell lol:hihi: :hihi: