I was sat in the works van at Shiregreen today having lunch with the lad I was working with and we must've watched this lazy-arsed moron, I'd say about 24-25yrs old, with a two-tone cap and big furry trimmed jacket roaming around for about an hour between the shops.

I first noticed him when he was walking in the direction of the van and he ducked his head as he went past a car to have a good look at what was inside before strutting on with his eyes squinted, trying to look like Mr Important but actually looking like he'd just got up and was getting over a hard night on the drink. He then proceeded to wander around the shops, walking almost to the door of a few of them and then quickly changing direction as if someone had seen him. Then he took a liking to an elderly fellow that happened to walk past him and followed him into the shop next door (off licence) and then 2 mins later he followed him out again and changed direction again quickly when the man went towards his car and got in. I dread to think what might've happened if the chap had decided to walk home instead of driving.

After my colleague and I had finished out lunch we drove off to our next job, fitted a radiator on a wall and then drove back past the shops on our way back to the depot and the little waster was STILL wandering about, trying to strut and looking like he had a stone in his shoe while maintaining his squinted vacant expression.

Isn't there a use for these little scrotey faced losers somewhere? I'd rather my tax payments didn't go into his back pocket just so he can get another can of special brew and wander about all day thanks very much. :suspect:

I think all the people you describe have come to work at my workplace in the last year or so. They come in looking like they own the place, make a feeble attempt at work for a few days, then pack in saying they have split up with their partner.

Sounds like he was trying to pluck up the courage to do a robbery or mug someone.

Clowns in red coats on horseback + thirty-odd hounds = scrote hunting season.

Country folk and city folk rejoice. I've solved it!!:clap:

i some times sit there in my van and it always amazes me how many 20 somethings are out there roaming about drinking there hard earned giro

Maybe Group 4 security vans should patrol the streets around some of these areas, pick up these aimless roamers, knock them about a bit in the back of the van (bumpy roads mate), electronically tag them and drop them off outside the local job centre where another security team would escort them inside, sit them down, and drill into them that they're not getting any more giro or whatever until they manage to keep a job for more than just a week or two. After a few pickups (and in-van shakeups) and no giro they might decide that working is less hassle.

I think I just created a few thousand jobs there. Scrote Enforcers sign up here! :D

Come on get real....who in their right mind is going to offer any of these mongrels a job...let alone trust them not to be on their toes with the tea money at the first chance:confused:

will it pay more than minimum wage, it sounds like there'd be more job satisfaction than my current weeze.

Originally posted by owdlad
Come on get real....who in their right mind is going to offer any of these mongrels a job...let alone trust them not to be on their toes with the tea money at the first chance:confused:

That's what the electronic tagging and Scrote Enforcement Officers are for. ;)

Originally posted by Pauly
That's what the electronic tagging and Scrote Enforcement Officers are for. ;)

So let me get this clear, the SEO is going to be able to ET the aforementioned scrotes, WTF difference is that going to make to the SOBs is still beyond me :P

maybe built in electric shocker?

when they make mistakes or leave work early they get a shock... this will eventually... after a few months make them twig on and realise they wont get electricuted if they dont walk out early or learn to type and write correctly :D

What you really mean is Sponging Scrotes, not Work-shy Scrotes. I have no objection to people chosing for themselves weather they work or not, as long as it's not on my nickel.

Good point, I suppose some of these loafers could have the missus out earning a crust whilst they pass their time on the streets all day, waiting for her to come home and cook their dinners.

They'll certainly be living off someone else's hard earned cash though.

I have mentioned this before, about the old Labour Exchange 3 card (green for unskilled, yellow for semi skilled, white for skilled) system. Nobody in those categories got the dole whilst there were cards in their boxes, and if they didn't have a decent interview suit they sent them round to the salvation army.

Why not bring it back? I am sure that the heavily overtaxed workers would vote for that. Why haven't we got politicians with guts to give us what we want and to hell with the human rights libertarians.

No one should have the right to live as a scrounger. Starve the buggers into work as they do in Spain and Greece! No work, No eat! :rant:

Hey Lickszz calm down, you will have the do gooders out in force, and wanting you changed from moderator to agitator, and have you shown the red card. ;)

Agitator or not I think Lickszz has the right idea. :)