How about a time machine, just like the one on the 1960 film "The Time Machine" or any of those "Back to the Future" films. Just imagine being able to travel 100 years into the future to see the world in 2107, or being able to go back in time to change the future. Imagine how the world would have been changed if it were possible to go back to say 1910 and shoot a certain street sweeper in Vienna.

And we can't leave out those Thatcher lovers on these boards. How about dropping off these certain posters into their dystopian world of 1983 and leave them there. I'm sure diggory comp, willman, Normon, DynoDon and BasilRathbon would love it :hihi: :D

I would love to invent something to aid my memory, I'm always forgetting stuff

If you went back in time and changed anything that mattered: you would never be born.

...and neither would I!!!!:mad:

What an odd title!!!.....if I could think of something worth inventing I'd invent it and get rich.

.......not tell everyone on here about it.:suspect:

If you went back in time and changed anything that mattered: you would never be born.

...and neither would I!!!!:mad:

What an odd title!!!.....if I could think of something worth inventing I'd invent it and get rich.

.......not tell everyone on here about it.:suspect:
Surely bumping off Hitler 100 or so years ago wouldn't have prevented you being born. It would have prevented 60 million deaths in World War II and prevented the Holocaust of six million Jews being murdered though.

And wouldn't it be nice to know next weekends football results and Lotto numbers in advance, though :D

I suppose, to make the really big bucks, I'd like to invent a pill to cause baldness.:)

I think calorie free food would be an ace invention lol. All they enjoyment of cake but without the worry of enlarging hips to take the fun out of it :hihi:

I suppose, to make the really big bucks, I'd like to invent a pill to cause baldness.:)
Better still, a pill to create immortality.

A silent vacuum cleaner and hairdryer.

a car what never goes wrong and self cleaning.:thumbsup:

Nuclear fusion.

Solves the CO2 emissions and next to no fuel costs.

The oil producing companies and nations wouldn't be happy though.

Surely bumping off Hitler 100 or so years ago wouldn't have prevented you being born. It would have prevented 60 million deaths in World War II and prevented the Holocaust of six million Jews being murdered though.

And wouldn't it be nice to know next weekends football results and Lotto numbers in advance, though :D

Stephen Fry wrote a book about just that, Making History.

Sorry to put a downer on you guys but time travel is impossible....

... otherwise woudn't we be seeing people from the future right now?!?!?!?!?

I think calorie free food would be an ace invention lol. All they enjoyment of cake but without the worry of enlarging hips to take the fun out of it :hihi:

erm.. sure good idea, but not for all food. You still need calories.

erm.. sure good idea, but not for all food. You still need calories.

Of course, but if we could calorie free all the evil stuff, wouldn,t that be a bonus :thumbsup:

I think I'd like to invent a totally environmentally friendly energy source that can replace all fossil fuels.

errrmmm in fact I think it already exists, its just the greedy companies dont want it to happen....

Also, I'd invent a totally biodegradable and environmentally friendly form of packaging (instead of using evil plastic) and make sure its used by everyone

Of course, but if we could calorie free all the evil stuff, wouldn,t that be a bonus :thumbsup:

Mmmm chocolate without the need for an hour on the exercise bike.

I would like to invent the idiot bomb. It has a small homing device which is attracted to people who are either not very nice or just plain idiots then, to quote an annoying advert 'bang and the dirt is gone'.
Barry Scott would be the first idiot to be blown up.


In a perfect world the bomb would not harm the idiots it would re educate and re habilitate them, except for the afore mentioned Barry Scott who would be vapourised.

I would like to invent the idiot bomb. It has a small homing device which is attracted to people who are either not very nice or just plain idiots then, to quote an annoying advert 'bang and the dirt is gone'.
Barry Scott would be the first idiot to be blown up.


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Please, while you have some spare time - find a way!!:hihi:

i've often wished i had an opposite of the microwave oven, something to instantly chill a warm beer to the best drinking temperature instead of putting it in the freezer for half an hour.

i've often wished i had an opposite of the microwave oven, something to instantly chill a warm beer to the best drinking temperature instead of putting it in the freezer for half an hour.

Already invented, It's called my mum's icy stare and it can freeze the heart of the bravest man in a second:hihi:

I would invent an electric office chair. Im always zoomin around on my chair. That wud be ace!!

I would invent fancy dress Superhero costumes that actually enable the wearer to fly.. Why? I just reckon it'd be cool :D

I suppose, to make the really big bucks, I'd like to invent a pill to cause baldness.:)


eh? a pill to CAUSE baldness??? why would you wanna do that????

I think calorie free food would be an ace invention lol. All they enjoyment of cake but without the worry of enlarging hips to take the fun out of it :hihi:



Oh yes!!!!!:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Surely bumping off Hitler 100 or so years ago wouldn't have prevented you being born. It would have prevented 60 million deaths in World War II and prevented the Holocaust of six million Jews being murdered though.

And wouldn't it be nice to know next weekends football results and Lotto numbers in advance, though :D

Unfortunately that would mean there would be an extra 60 odd million people around to change the outcome of todays world.

I'd like to invent a combination microwave/dishwasher.

Just a thought that's all.

eh? a pill to CAUSE baldness??? why would you wanna do that????


Those desperados will grasp at any straw you fling. Building the customer base: thats the thing!:)

I think calorie free food would be an ace invention lol. All they enjoyment of cake but without the worry of enlarging hips to take the fun out of it :hihi:

It would make it even worse for me, everything is less calories these days. I want high calories, so I can put some weight on!

<< skinny git I am. :(

I would invent fancy dress Superhero costumes that actually enable the wearer to fly.. Why? I just reckon it'd be cool :D

And if people could simply 'put on a cape' and fly (no cars/planes), carbon emissions problems would be solved in one move!

Certainly sounds like a good invention to me... I'm emailing Shell and BP as we speak. Richard Branson has $25million waiting for the answer, and I believe you have it!!

you don't have to wear silly pants though do you?