Some will already have seen this, but for those who haven't:

Baby Sweetcorn (http://whatnottoknit.wordpress.com/2006/12/26/baby-corn-bunting/)

I'm sure knitting that pattern and putting your child in it borders on child abuse...

Oh, and let's not forget this (http://whatnottoknit.wordpress.com/2006/12/28/galaxy-capelet/) piece of turf masquerading as a capelet.

And here's one for if your child is a little psychopath and you've misplaced the straitjacket...

The Crib Sleeper (http://www.threadbared.com/2006/12/bringing_new_me.html).

OMG:o
I may not be the most child friendly person - but I don't think even I could do that to someone who couldn't fight back!!! :hihi:

OMG:o
I may not be the most child friendly person - but I don't think even I could do that to someone who couldn't fight back!!! :hihi:
I thought the crib sleeper looked like an exceptionally good idea :hihi: .

And I thought I was cruel putting niecelet in the hat with the pompoms on! (she did look exceptionally cute in it BTW).

And I thought I was cruel putting niecelet in the hat with the pompoms on! (she did look exceptionally cute in it BTW).
Pom poms are 'in', apparently, so she was a trendy, as well as an exceptionally cute, niecelet.

I thought the crib sleeper looked like an exceptionally good idea :hihi: .

Well, I can sort of understand the straight jacket.....
but the sweetcorn suit is just child abuse!!!:huh:

The Turf models' eyes say it all really don't they :lol:

I'm guessing you may have already seen the Chicken Hat (http://www.creatingtextiles.com/new%20chicken%20hat%20closeup.jpg)

which seems to come in a variety of sizes (http://web.mit.edu/ruadh/www/pics/Knitting/RyanChickenHatCloseup.jpg)

The Turf models' eyes say it all really don't they :lol:

I'm guessing you may have already seen the Chicken Hat (http://www.creatingtextiles.com/new%20chicken%20hat%20closeup.jpg)

which seems to come in a variety of sizes (http://web.mit.edu/ruadh/www/pics/Knitting/RyanChickenHatCloseup.jpg)

Oh dear- that's quite horrific.

there is really only one word to describe it

Giblets

Baby Sweetcorn (http://whatnottoknit.wordpress.com/2006/12/26/baby-corn-bunting/)

I'm sure knitting that pattern and putting your child in it borders on child abuse...

What would posess someone to knit that? :confused: I'm guessing you may have already seen the Chicken Hat (http://www.creatingtextiles.com/new%20chicken%20hat%20closeup.jpg)

which seems to come in a variety of sizes (http://web.mit.edu/ruadh/www/pics/Knitting/RyanChickenHatCloseup.jpg)

Oh. Dear. :|

It's, er, bootiful :hihi: .

You could always make a baby squid (http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+232+bi) hat for your offspring if the chicken doesn't do anything for you. But please, don't subject your cat to it...

And here's one for if your child is a little psychopath and you've misplaced the straitjacket...

The Crib Sleeper (http://www.threadbared.com/2006/12/bringing_new_me.html).

This is bizarre. Ive just put our little one to bed and thought I bet you can knit something to keep them warm when they throw the covers off ... I wont be having a go at this though.