Sir_Nigel
02-02-2007, 10:55
Whaddayagonnado? (http://sheffieldwriters.ath.cx/SFStoryArchive/1170417065.doc)
The names in this piece have been changed to protect the unfairly accused. In fact, no-one mentioned here bears any relation or resemblance to anyone either living or, more importantly, dead, anywhere, OK?
I liked that one, Nigel
But in future just send me a PM and I’ll send the wife down…
Coyleys wife stands at the counter in her fluffy pink steel toe cap carpet slippers, cracking walnuts with her eyelids…..
No, I’d better stop now, before I start rambling again.
shoeshine
02-02-2007, 17:49
I got some pointers from that one, Sir_Nigel...as well as some laughs. :)
I don't think "Shoeshine Castellanno" would cut much ice, really.....so, like coyleys, I'd send in my
missus, "Lady Soonercutyathroataslookatya"! :thumbsup:
(She had a Convent education).
These wine gum sellers get away with blue murder these days.
pattricia
02-02-2007, 20:53
This was so funny. I could just picture the scene. You dont watch "The Sopranos" by any chance do you ? :hihi: :hihi:
Sir_Nigel
05-02-2007, 09:36
The noive of dis broad, do I watch the Sopranos she says - do I sound like the kinda guy watches the Sopranos? Hey lady - hows about you don’t ask so many questions.
On the other hand – thanks for the kind words.
By the way - has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Audrey Hepburn? It’s like she was here.
Mantaspook
05-02-2007, 09:47
Good Story! I liked that Sir Nigel.
The next time I go to the dentist I’m going to introduce myself and tell her that “I’m in no mood for levity” :hihi:
pattricia
05-02-2007, 22:10
The noive of dis broad, do I watch the Sopranos she says - do I sound like the kinda guy watches the Sopranos? Hey lady - hows about you don’t ask so many questions.
On the other hand – thanks for the kind words.
By the way - has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Audrey Hepburn? It’s like she was here.
The noive of dis guy ! :hihi: