Do chat up lines actually work in todays world.

Is it just pure cheese or are they classed as ice breakers!

What do you really look for in a lady/man regarding first impressions.

Some classic ones are - Is your dad a theif, cos he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

or

If i could re arrange the alphabet id put u and i together!

Pathetic or Classics

You decide!!!

My chat up line is.......... Eeee int it a do love!!!!!

Works every time. ;)

Chat up lines or dirty drunken banter. Can't make my mind up :huh:

Never used a chat up line in my life.
Saying that, I have never chatted up a woman in a pub.

Ah, that would explain why I have never had a one night stand :hihi:

I'd say they are a bit pathetic, but at least they do break the ice!

Chat up lines or dirty drunken banter. Can't make my mind up :huh:

Hmmm dirty :hihi:

What are you drinking often works :hihi:

Ive had loads of corny lines, my favourite was : -

Your perfect, Just as you are.

I replied : -

There's just not enough beer in the world

Ive had loads of corny lines, my favourite was : -

Your perfect, Just as you are.

I replied : -

There's just not enough beer in the world

I've used that reply before aswell :hihi:

Hmmm dirty :hihi:

I know which one I go for :D

i married the last guy i used a chat up line on.

*walks up to stranger, hugs them*

"oh, I'm sorry, you just looked like you needed a cuddle"

*walks off and waits*



I am pure class, and will happily fight anyone who disagrees.

"Are you a goer" usually works for me.

I am a masochist however, and have learned to enjoy the pain.

What are you drinking often works :hihi:

Only if they fancy you.

If they don't, they will just ignore you or say "**** off"

The lessons of the dating ritual are very simple.

My friend was getting the eye all night from a guy, he just sat there starring at her. When the night came to a close she walked right up to him and said...

'Right! i'm going now, you have had all night to come up to me and talk, I wouldv'e given you my number and happily agreed to a date...see ya!'

He almost fell off his chair

My friend was getting the eye all night from a guy, he just sat there starring at her. When the night came to a close she walked right up to him and said...

'Right! i'm going now, you have had all night to come up to me and talk, I wouldv'e given you my number and happily agreed to a date...see ya!'

He almost fell off his chair
But some of us are too shy to approach women in pubs....

My friend always gives a careful eye to the women. On one particular night he spent all night dancing with this lady, bought her a drink and laughed at her crap jokes.

At the end of the night he asked if her mate was single :hihi:

But some of us are too shy to approach women in pubs....

Two minutes of your life feeling scared to death...but the rewards can be fantastic. What's the worst that can happen? She regects you...so what??

Next !

Two minutes of your life feeling scared to death...but the rewards can be fantastic. What's the worst that can happen? She regects you...so what??

Next !

Its just that first sentence........

Is your dad a theif, cos he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
My favourite is: Your dad must be a thief...

...cos I saw him nicking two cans of Special Brew from Tesco.

I always say " Show us your money,big boy " that usually makes them run.!:hihi:

I don't know - the only chat up line I've been on the recieving end of was a bloke shouting across a road "you and me, love?"

I was charmed :gag:

Its just that first sentence........

But it makes you feel alive. After feeling scared to death I was always laugh for ages, like when you nearly fall off a kerb, or miss the bottom step of the staircase. (This sometimes happens as I fall to sleep) :huh:

I always say " Show us your money,big boy " that usually makes them run.!:hihi:

CLICKY (http://allenginsbergdvd.com/myPictures/800px-UK_Pounds_Sterling_3000_in_twenties.jpg) :heyhey:


:hihi: :hihi:

But it makes you feel alive. After feeling scared to death I was always laugh for ages, like when you nearly fall off a kerb, or miss the bottom step of the staircase. (This sometimes happens as I fall to sleep) :huh:
Its a weird thing, I can do it when I have a mike in my hand (ask some of the forum members who know me) but when im just out for a drink, no way, not happening !

Time to let the alter ego loose on the unsuspecting public :hihi:

Its a weird thing, I can do it when I have a mike in my hand (ask some of the forum members who know me) but when im just out for a drink, no way, not happening !

Time to let the alter ego loose on the unsuspecting public :hihi:

If she lookes twice or stares...or starts running her fingers through her hair and you keep catching her looking at you...then your in. You never know she might be shy'er than you.

Women always stare at me.....probably wondering what I am :hihi:

Somewhere, there is a village missing its idiot :banana:

This one is *so* overused now.

"How youuuuu doing? " + :heyhey: = :gag:

My friend was getting the eye all night from a guy, he just sat there starring at her. When the night came to a close she walked right up to him and said...

'Right! i'm going now, you have had all night to come up to me and talk, I wouldv'e given you my number and happily agreed to a date...see ya!'

He almost fell off his chair

so why didn't she go up to him and introduce herself earlier on in the evening?

why does it have to be the fella who breaks the ice?

so why didn't she go up to him and introduce herself earlier on in the evening?

why does it have to be the fella who breaks the ice?

Because if the chat up line works really well then the woman ends up cooking, cleaning and bearing children for him so the least he can do is make the first move :hihi:

I don't know - the only chat up line I've been on the recieving end of was a bloke shouting across a road "you and me, love?"

I was charmed :gag:



Becky, had to laugh at this. :hihi: :hihi:

so why didn't she go up to him and introduce herself earlier on in the evening?

why does it have to be the fella who breaks the ice?

If he doesn't have the balls to talk to her, she's not going to have that much respect for him. Sorry but it's true. If a bloke really wants to get to know a girl, he'll make the effort. And vice versa, of course

StarSparkle

Do chat up lines actually work in todays world.

Is it just pure cheese or are they classed as ice breakers!

What do you really look for in a lady/man regarding first impressions.

Some classic ones are - Is your dad a theif, cos he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

or

If i could re arrange the alphabet id put u and i together!

Pathetic or Classics

You decide!!!

I get tired of hearing the same one when women approach me:

"Are you looking for business"?

There is the charming Liverpudlian one to a girl at a dance: "Are you gerrin up then droopydrawers?"

Or the old favourite: "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

On Ibiza Uncovered - or a similar programme - a few years ago one of the worker guys said he didn't waste time - he used to come straight out with 'do you want sex?' But that's Ibiza. :)

Never worked for me.
Sincerity always did though.

Me personally have never used a chat up line (too chavvy for my liking)but the best i've heard is (do you fancey looking at whats on the soles of your feet by looking through my wing mirrors):hihi:

I used a line on a girl recently, based on an Austin Powers line.

I walked up and said 'There are two hundred and six bones in the human body'.

At which point she rolleed her eyes expecting the usual follow up.

Then my mate leans over my shoulder and says to her 'Do you want TWO more?'

Oooooh the look on her face. Before, during and after!

I've had them tried out onme before... lets just say they get raised eyebrows and thats about it lol

"Have you got a boyfriend?"
"Yes."
"Well, would you like a better one?"

Never used it, never used a chat up line, but if I did, it would be that one.

"Have you got a boyfriend?"
"Yes."
"Well, would you like a better one?"

Never used it, never used a chat up line, but if I did, it would be that one.

do you not think you might be responded to thus;

"yes, where do you suggest i find one?"?

back in the day me and a friend used to have this rule that if u caught a girl staring at u in a bar:
1-2 times u had to wink at her,
3-4 times u smile back at her
5-6 times u stand nearer her
7-8 times go over to her and talk!


It does work..............sometimes at least.

do you not think you might be responded to thus;

"yes, where do you suggest i find one?"?

No, I'm sure after that people would recognise my obvious charm and be eating out of the palm of my hand...


...wouldn't they? :suspect:

Hmm.

back in the day me and a friend used to have this rule that if u caught a girl staring at u in a bar:
1-2 times u had to wink at her,
3-4 times u smile back at her
5-6 times u stand nearer her
7-8 times go over to her and talk!


It does work..............sometimes at least.

Good God! I'd have thought any bar would've closed hours before she got all that staring in! :hihi: :P

Either that or she'd have died of old age waiting for you to start a conversation! :D

StarSparkle

it takes about 3-4 glances to get the beer goggles in focus and about 6-7 glances to speak any english after a few beers lol

This was back in the day, now i just go up and talk to them, be myself! thats the best way to do it!

Oldies are the best ones :)

'Hiya love. My mate over there was wondering if you fancied me' :hihi:

"Have you got a boyfriend?"
"Yes."
"Well, would you like a better one?"

Never used it, never used a chat up line, but if I did, it would be that one.

I had thet one used on me by a man on my doorstep trying to get me to donate to a charity.
The response he got was my door closing in his face and unfortunately the charity got nothing either.

it takes about 3-4 glances to get the beer goggles in focus and abou 6-7 glances to speak any english after a few beers lol

This was back in the day, now i just go up and tlak to them, be myself! thats the best way to do it!

I see! Fair enough! :D

I think going up and talking to them, just being yourself, if they've caught your eye a couple of times and smiled, is the best move.

As an aside, I've just been listening to Dirk Benedict (a past-master of the art of charming ladies, if ever I saw one) on Celebrity Big Brother talking to the 'young 'uns' on how to pick up women. Basically, he said chat-up lines were a bit tacky and unnecessary, and what a bloke should do is imagine he's someone like John Wayne - someone masculine and confident, I imagine is what he means - and then walk up to your lady of choice and just say 'hello'.

There you go! Mind, I should think most women would be putty in Dirk Benedict's hands, so perhaps it works rather better for him than most. :suspect: But anyway... :)

StarSparkle

I see! Fair enough! :D

I think going up and talking to them, just being yourself, if they've caught your eye a couple of times and smiled, is the best move.

As an aside, I've just been listening to Dirk Benedict (a past-master of the art of charming ladies, if ever I saw one) on Celebrity Big Brother talking to the 'young 'uns' on how to pick up women. Basically, he said chat-up lines were a bit tacky and unnecessary, and what a bloke should do is imagine he's someone like John Wayne - someone masculine and confident, I imagine is what he means - and then walk up to your lady of choice and just say 'hello'.

There you go! Mind, I should think most women would be putty in Dirk Benedict's hands, so perhaps it works rather better for him than most. :suspect: But anyway... :)

StarSparkle


Putty in Dirk Benedicts hands! Blimey lol

Maybe i should imagen im dirk and go upto a woman hmmm-ing the A team tune or say to her " I aint gettin no plane" " You Crazy FooL" lol

Putty in Dirk Benedicts hands! Blimey lol

Maybe i should imagen im dirk and go upto a woman hmmm-ing the A team tune or say to her " I aint gettin no plane" " You Crazy FooL" lol

Or maybe not... :cool:

Slightly off topic, but my ex had some portraits of the kids done (very expensive)

They were delivered to the door the other evening and as she was paying for them, she asked the bloke what time he finished, as he had just commented that he had a few more to deliver the same night.

His response - "why, do you want me to come back and sh*g you "

WTF :rant:
To make it even worse, he had a wedding ring on - some chat up line that is !

Needless to say, she threw him out of the house and reported him to his employers.....

Or maybe not... :cool:


Im grown up now so i wont do! maybe a couple of years ago!

What bout the one from 'Sid the Sexist in viz

Sid 'Fancy a s**g?'
Reply from girl.-- 'No!!'
Sid 'Well would you mind lying down while I have one?

Next stop, the Infirmary :hihi:

Me personally have never used a chat up line (too chavvy for my liking)but the best i've heard is (do you fancey looking at whats on the soles of your feet by looking through my wing mirrors):hihi:

quality, got to be worth a try just for the funny factor :thumbsup:

my last chat up line was ( Ive just been admiring your breast)
It cost me dearly i married both of them .:hihi:

I've had a couple of classics. They didn't work but listen to this.

One guy said to me......

......you have beautiful teeth, are they your own?

Come on!