one we don't already know.

I met Chris Accabussi at a charity do, he gave me his £10 gift voucher for Boots he won :D

I know I probably shouldn't, but I really like the smell of petrol. . !!

I had my photo taken with Dusty Bin at Lightwater Valley when I was in the majorettes...:blush:
Many moons ago now....

i won the lotto 2 years ago. gooooaaallllll!

I have pink hair :D

i have been in john thompson's house when i lived in london

I once sang a duet with Bernadette Nolan in Blackpool at a hotel i was staying in

I touched Russel Brand's bum

I've met Roger Loyd Pack (Trigger from only fools and horses) on the train to London he got on at Sheffield. He signed my train ticket and had my photo taken with him ( all framed of course).

I was once sick in Timothy "007" Dalton's dog kennel :x

I was once sick in Timothy "007" Dalton's dog kennel :x

excellent.:thumbsup:

When I was 17, the rest of the youth orchestra and I played a concert at the Royal Festival Hall in London for the queen.

i have been in john thompson's house when i lived in london

who's that?

I'm a direct descendant of King Henry VIII.

When I was 19 I wrote romantic fiction for teenage girls' magazines Just 17 and Mizz. Even got to share a page with Kylie once.

When I was 19 I wrote romantic fiction for teenage girls' magazines Just 17 and Mizz. Even got to share a page with Kylie once.

Is Just 17 still around? I loved that magazine! They changed it to J17 though and it completely changed :(

I met Charlie Borman and Simon Pavey (think Race to Dakar) last year at the NEC.

I also have the key to the city (along with all other army members) presented by the Mayor of Soest, a small town in Germany, when my father and everyone else were marching out in 1993.

I've got Dave Grohls (Foo Fighters ) email address. Got it 'cos I know him.

i have been in john thompson's house when i lived in london

ooohhhh i secretly fancy him! what was he like, or were you just in his house in his absence?

Well thought hard about this one, and here is something you dont know about me, no one does, so a first on the Forum :


I am gay :o

I eat left handed

:hihi: nice one spider pete

i cant say jammy dodgers

When I was little my parents sold the house and bought a 42ft yatch (as a dare over a card game). We had it moored in Durban Harbour, South Africa, and were about to sail the world when the damned thing was nicked by runaway teenagers. It was then spectacularly rescued by the SA Navy, who promptly got the rudder caught in the shark nets on the way back to shore and sank it for us. :cry:

I'm a direct descendant of King Henry VIII.

from which wife? :hihi:

When I was a teenager Billy Bragg warned me and my chums that we'd "get cold arses" sitting on the steps of Liverpool Empire waiting for a lift home after his gig.

And he was right!

I danced on a bar top once in Tenerife. :hihi:
(You didn't see me write this.)

Actually all my mates did that too, including the blokes ! :suspect:

I can bend every finger on my right and left hand back 90 degrees :)

I can sneeze with my eyes open :)

I can sneeze with my eyes open :)

NO WAY!! you can't do! your eyes would pop out!

I was a 'socerette' on sky sports

who's that?

That bloke out of cold feet!! short fat one

ooohhhh i secretly fancy him! what was he like, or were you just in his house in his absence?

He was lovely, he has a little cinima at the top of his house my little sis used to play with his then girlfriends nephew :confused:

Im a rebel?

NO WAY!! you can't do! your eyes would pop out!

Hand on heart i can, although i look a little like this when i do :shocked: :hihi:

I found i could do it whilst driving, i had to sneeze and no way was i gonna close my eyes...

although i look a little like this when i do :shocked:

No change then :hihi: :P

im an allround good guy

No change then :hihi: :P

I had a cold :roll:

I saw a dog lay an egg.

I can sneeze with my eyes open :)

no way .. ive just tried and the things nearly popped out :o

I have had a book published. (True).

I have had a book published. (True).


40 year old virgin?

Sorry!

no way .. ive just tried and the things nearly popped out :o

You sure you sneezed!? :suspect:

You sure you sneezed!? :suspect:

we still talking about eyes angel :hihi:

I've appeared on 'You've Been Framed'

I've got a sore throat :(

Rik Mayall asked me back to his hotel room in Leeds about 25 years ago. But did I go?

Mark Thomas once gave me 50p and told me to get a new name when he discovered my nickname.

I was once on the nine o clock news for marching on Whitehall.

I once got told I was mardy when I was about seven by Giant haystacks

I've sat on every seat in Hillsborough, did it for the diabetes unit at the Childrens Hospital , think I'm the only one who's ever done it. It was in the Star and Sheffield Telegraph

I know I probably shouldn't, but I really like the smell of petrol. . !!

So do I!!!

I was in a fashion show on The Hitman And Her (oh the shame).

I met Bernard Youens (Stan Ogden from Coronation Street) and he grabbed my cheek and it hurt.

used to like jade and now i don't :)

When I was 7 I pushed David Bellamy in the school pond.

I was in a fashion show on The Hitman And Her (oh the shame).

:o :o good god, lol

I would have kept that quiet, crikey we are going back a few decades ere :P :P

Ive had dinner at the house of commons, very posh

When I worked at a posh hotel I served breakfast to David Bowie in his room....he was wearing just his under crackers :love:

Im hungry :(

Just the thought of having a blood sample taken petrifies me.

I need a shave

I supply till rolls to the Queen (no, not Spiderpete).

John Leslie tried to snog me ...... bleedin minger!

I've got 4 nipples!


Jim:thumbsup:

I love to sing really loud when i'm alone in the house :rolleyes:

My left upper eyelid moves up and down like a twitch whenever I chew anything

I once "met" Hordak off He Man and She Ra in Redgates... And cried cos he was REALLY big...

I was only about 7 at the time.

I went in the cage on the Tiswas tv programme

I was national schools public speaking champion in 1984
Bill Tarmey (jack Duckworth) told me I have a great voice.
I have a strong aversion/fear towards ventriloquists dummies

* Got bought a coke and a pizza from Phil King ex wednesday player when he opened our local Pejis Pizza years ago

* Kym Marsh of Hear'Say/Corrie fame came to our work because one of the lasses upstairs won a competition on Hallam FM - she is such a nice woman is Kym as well - we got a decent photo and we had a chat about how she was going on with Jack and the kids.

* When we were 11, we met the British Bulldog of WWE fame at the Sheffield Arena (RIP Davey Boy) - top bloke

* I'm about to write my first book on being a grumpy sod

* Have been engaged 3 times and twice to the same person (big mistake)

Im stuffed now :D

I supply till rolls to the Queen (no, not Spiderpete).

:o :o One is not amused :P

Thats the 2nd post I have come across recently who said I am a queen.

How very dare you, lol. **minces away in disgust** :P

I asked Mike Somerby and George Best to a party in the flat upstairs from them in Crumpsall. Mike said yes, George said no.

i find myself attracted to all the wrong women...:huh:

I once went joyriding in a hospital ambulance! It was not just me, there were 10 student nurses, all plastered, who came across a parked internal electric ambulance with its key in, so we thought it would be jolly fun to ride round the hospital with it!

I was the 3rd bestest girl runner at the 800 metres in the whole of Sheffield when I was 15.

I was once a SF Moderator. I also once came third out of two in a Lemon Curd making competition.

I was the 3rd bestest girl runner at the 800 metres in the whole of Sheffield when I was 15.

I came 2nd best at throwing a rounders ball in Sheffield when i was.... erm... come on how old was i? I was in junior school i know that...

And i got asked to play for Sheffield Utd girls team when i was younger

In 1964 when I was in Brisbane, Australia, I got to shake Charlton Heston's hand at an official function. Had I realised then what a redneck he was, perhaps I wouldn't have been so keen.

I touched Russel Brand's bum

When, where, what did it feel like? :love: :love:

When I was 7 I pushed David Bellamy in the school pond.

But the question is.... Did you get away with it? :hihi:

I was once savagely attacked by a giraffe.

Im a copper trawling the forum for naughty people.


ooooops Cover Blown.


Not really by the way in cas eanyone dint know.

I've not always been honest .......

I've got 4 nipples!


Jim:thumbsup:
You'll make some man very happy one day. :hihi:

ooohhhh i secretly fancy him! what was he like, or were you just in his house in his absence?

Funny that, cos I secretly (actually, not so secretly actually) fancy:

I've met Roger Loyd Pack (Trigger from only fools and horses) on the train to London he got on at Sheffield. He signed my train ticket and had my photo taken with him ( all framed of course).

Roger Lloyd Pack, mmmmm. Seriously.

I used to be a nightclub doorman.

I was a DJ at Rebels.

On a visit to London, we got off the train and stood in the taxi queue and George Best was stood in front of us with his g/f.

On the way back to the station after the London week-end, I passed Craig McCloughlan in the street and he smiled at me.

I have 3 fantastic children. :)

I have been in the Guinness World Book of Records twice.

i was the first mascot for SWFC under the new kop roof in august 1986 -v- everton when hirsty scored his first SWFC goal.

i also have slight alopecia (started 4/5 months ago)

I've kissed Adam Ant.

I have been in the Guinness World Book of Records twice.

cool, what for?

when i was about 11, I once went to a garden fete in a village near where i grew up in rural lincolnshire. The guy who played dot cottons husband in east enders was there!

cool, what for?

Haha! If it was anything good, I'd have said!

I was in the world's 'biggest dragon' when I was in cubs. We had to make a tiny patchwork quilt and hold it over our head and then walk in a dragon (I don't get it either).

The other one, I played in the world's largest orchestra. Also rubbish.

Not as impressive as blowing milk out my eyes or balancing a car on my head, but it was cool to get my name in. Long ago as it was.

:o :o One is not amused :P

Thats the 2nd post I have come across recently who said I am a queen.

How very dare you, lol. **minces away in disgust** :P

Oh come on, by your own admission you're at least a drama queen :P

I eat chocolate and cheese together!! :D

I punched Bob (spit the dog) Carolgees :D

I put a cow in a lift at a student hall of residence.

I once fell down a manhole and had to save myself from falling into the sewers and being mutated into a huge crocodile. That is true.

I once got shot.

I once got shot.

Me too. Loads of times. Only with airguns and gats though! :-)

I once got told I was mardy when I was about seven by Giant haystacks

he nicked my little brothers baseball cap. my bro was 5 at the time and he cried.:hihi:

as a ten yaer old i stole the flying lady off marti cains rolls royce which set the alarm off. my friend and i had to hide in a bush in the hammer and pincers carpark until everyone went back inside. we then casually strolled back in and my dad gave me one of those 'i know it was you' looks.

I once had a gin and tonic that was cooled by a small piece of Arctic iceberg. They fizz when they melt.

Me too. Loads of times. Only with airguns and gats though! :-)
Mine was a real one, a 5.56mm.

I once stood in a check out queue at a supermarket behind Jessica Simpson and Nick Lache (sp?) before they were married and made fun of her Earth-sized engagement rock. I had no idea who they were until my then gf (now wife) told me. I was not blown away by her 'hotness' and he is a tiny man.

Steve Davis once caused a near-riot at my school.

I was once savagely attacked by a giraffe.

I once savagely attacked a man while wearing a giraffe costume from a fancy dress shop.

Im stuffed now :D

Great. Can you give me the name of your taxidermist?

Great. Can you give me the name of your taxidermist?

T'wah?! :confused: :huh: :suspect:

I was once bitten by an Emperor penguin, a Tortoise and a Grass snake all on the same day.

T'wah?! :confused: :huh: :suspect:

Is someone that stuffs animals my dear.. I dont' know why Sid is calling you an animal, does he know something we don't :heyhey:

Is someone that stuffs animals my dear.. I dont' know why Sid is calling you an animal, does he know something we don't :heyhey:

Ooooh :o

He most certainly does not! :suspect:

I was once bitten by an Emperor penguin, a Tortoise and a Grass snake all on the same day.

seems to me like you were having a bad day! :hihi:

seems to me like you were having a bad day! :hihi:

Not as bad as the animals.
They all caught rabies.:hihi:

Not as bad as the animals.
They all caught rabies.:hihi:

:o cruelty to animals! :gag:

J.K Rowling turned me down...........to write a special message in my book :( when book signing.

J.K Rowling turned me down...........to write a special message in my book :( when book signing.

what did u ask her to write? :huh:

Steve Davis once caused a near-riot at my school.

Interesting....... :hihi:

When I was 13 and all the rest of the little Girl Guides were getting their badges for cooking and sewing and other suitable pasttimes, I got the Aircraft Badge! They had to get an RAF pilot to test me!

I occasionally mention whelks.

I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong

I have lowered the flag at the cenotaph in Barker's Pool to half-staff on remembrance day.

I have been in a helicopter on two occasions (Sea King and Wessex) where they turned the engine off and experienced 'autoglide'.

I have seen a bayonet attached to a Lee-Enfield 303 rifle pass under a jaw and out of a cheek.

I have been in an honour guard for the laying to rest of old and the dedication of new colours at Sheffield Cathedral.

I have stayed aboard a ship with numerous salty seamen (HMS Sheffield).

I have helped restore an old WWII minesweeper (pounding the rust from the walls of a chain locker is not fun).

I have appeared on 'Calendar' advertising T.S Sheffield, Unit 302, Sea Cadet Corps. Ready, aye ready!

Heh.... :)

When in my twenties, I got "Kidnapped" by Sheffield University students on their Rag Day.I was only watching from my office window and about six ran up and carried me back onto their float,where I had to stay for the rest of the day, collecting pennies. Well they were nice looking medical students anyway. :heyhey:

nothing is *real* about me. :(

ok, here's my interesting (?) fact.

I am co-author of a couple of academic articles, published in a scientific journal.

Me too. Loads of times. Only with airguns and gats though! :-)

I was shot in the right cheek with a high powered air rifle, it went right through and smashed some teeth out.
I also have a .22 long rifle rimfire bullet in my left wrist from an incident many years ago, doctors left it there because it was tricky to get at.

I used to present shows on 2 of Sheffields radio stations but just do podcasts now.

I once ate 20 daddy long legs just to freak a work colleague out.

a famous footballer once asked if he could buy me a drink.....unfortunately it wasnt until i had said no i realised who he was

a famous footballer once asked if he could buy me a drink.....unfortunately it wasnt until i had said no i realised who he was

:).........who was he then?

i have a scar on the top of my head from where a cow bit me :(

to make matters worse it snotted in my hair too....

im afraid i cant say....im not a name dropper. but it really was a great claim to fame

i have a scar on the top of my head from where a cow bit me :(

to make matters worse it snotted in my hair too....

snot in your hair? now thats too much!:hihi:

I was medically retired at 21..:gag:
But i refused to be held back by ill heath:)
My own personal battle...
How i proved the doctors wrong!!!

:D

I was once on the cover of the BBC's in house magazine Aeriel.

When I was in my teens I won first prize in a wordsearch competition at Wimpy burger bar. You had to see how many words you could make using the letters from 'Quarter Pounder meal' I cheated, used a dictionary and won a £10 WH Smiths voucher. I bought Adam and the Antz Dirk wears white sox LP (still have it!)


I have a book in the local history section of sheffield library.

Ooh just remembered one (whilst tolerating DS#2 watching wwe wrestling :rolleyes: )

I was in Rebels one night when the American wrestlers came in for a drink, hung out with them most of the evening, swapped t-shirts with Brett Hart and got complimentary ringside seats for the show the next night.. :hihi:

Found a few more ere :

Once met Princess Anne and shook her hand, I`ve never been the same since :)

Once fell alseep in a pub toilet, and when I finally came round they had closed. To say I was slightly drunk may have been an understatement :hihi: :hihi:

Ooh just remembered one (whilst tolerating DS#2 watching wwe wrestling :rolleyes: )

I was in Rebels one night when the American wrestlers came in for a drink, hung out with them most of the evening, swapped t-shirts with Brett Hart and got complimentary ringside seats for the show the next night.. :hihi:

Haha - somebody I knew did a little more then swap t-shirts with Mr. Hart.

Haha - somebody I knew did a little more then swap t-shirts with Mr. Hart.

I KNOW! She also got free tickets, sat in the same row as us looking very smug.. till he left town the next day :hihi:

ooh er missus!

I was once a Mod on the forums at the long defunct Dreamcastsource.co.uk, the inspiration behind my own failed project Xboxsource.co.uk.

It only failed though cos I couldn't afford good hosting, and was constantly getting idiots from other forums (mostly Yanks and the "dark side") spamming the XBS forums with insults against me.

I'm gay... and single... and don't want to be! ;) ;) ;)
:lol:

I also starred in an educational film for schools a few years ago and played Frankenstein's bride at the Crucible!!

I once met the notorious Robert Maxwell, who was actually very nice to me and offered me a book contract.

I also spent some time alone in the company of a notorious African general, who has frequently been described as a 'genocidal butcher' and psychopath (no, it wasn't Idi Amin). The general asked me to read through a draft of his memoirs and correct the English. I spent a day at his house reading through the draft. He was sitting next to me most of the time, with a holstered gun strapped round his waist, so I was careful not to be over-critical. He explained to me that he was not the '*******' of popular legend. His memoirs were published some time later. Although I had no part at all in the content of the memoirs, I like to think that at least the standard of English is better than it would otherwise have been. :thumbsup:

I think this is the most interesting thing I have ever said...........

You know the camera thing that they have in opticians to help you choose glasses, when you cannot see without your own on? Well, it was my idea! A long time ago, I worked for one of the biggest and best (at that time) chains of opticians and final year students had to come up with a new idea that would benefit the company and they would see about implementing it.

a famous footballer once asked if he could buy me a drink.....unfortunately it wasnt until i had said no i realised who he was

Same thing happened to me when I was younger.I was at a dance when this Sheffield Wednesday player asked me to go for a drink(which I did) He then asked me for a date, but I turned him down because I didnt like football.(but do now) :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

I once served Jim Bowen with a half pint of Yorkshire Bitter

Super, smashing, great...

I voted when I was 17.

I thought it was a victimless crime. It was a long time ago.

I'm gay... and single... and don't want to be! ;) ;) ;)
:lol:

SNAP. :hihi: :hihi:

Also, I never had detention once whilst I was in school. How cool was I? :hihi: :rolleyes:

Here's a *real* fact about me -

I had a date with slimsid2000.....but he stood me up! :hihi:

I once met the notorious Robert Maxwell, who was actually very nice to me and offered me a book contract.

I also spent some time alone in the company of a notorious African general, who has frequently been described as a 'genocidal butcher' and psychopath (no, it wasn't Idi Amin). The general asked me to read through a draft of his memoirs and correct the English. I spent a day at his house reading through the draft. He was sitting next to me most of the time, with a holstered gun strapped round his waist, so I was careful not to be over-critical. He explained to me that he was not the '*******' of popular legend. His memoirs were published some time later. Although I had no part at all in the content of the memoirs, I like to think that at least the standard of English is better than it would otherwise have been. :thumbsup:


The 'Black Scorpion'? !!!


...other pointless rubbish: I'm descended from the Dukes of Argyle, Various ancestors transported for sedition, Wife of the dyson vacuum business used to work as a designer for my cousin's husband, I once worked for TNT!!!
I'm drunk & I'm nuts!:)

I've shook hands with Dolce & Gabbana.

No...... they didn't say "who the f**k are you". (well not to my face)

i have a severe lack of self esteem

( rubbish i know but most people on here know all about me :D )

I picked up Toyah Wilcox in my cab when she slipped and injured herself when she was at the Lyceum last year, and even though she was in agony, and was carried into my cab, she was lovely, and really chatty, and told me how much she loved Sheffield while I took her to the hospital. Top lass:)

I also once dissected a ZX Spectrum whilst sciving school to see if we could make it create more than 16 colours. And found it didn't.

Not very interesting, but felt left out:hihi:

I met Charlie Borman and Simon Pavey (think Race to Dakar) last year at the NEC.

same here! i have also driven a transit van round brands hatch and silverstone race circuit.

It was me who saved the Dulux dog from a life of crime and turned him into Britain's best known paint mascot.

LoL @ Bobby, I never had a detention through school either!

i'm going to give evidence against a drug dealer.....

I never got detention at school; though I did get caned.:hihi:

...also: I find, now that the weathers turned, that I've become completely nesh!:(

I never missed a single day of school.

I've had over 30 hours of tattoos on my stomach alone.

On moving to the 'States - LA specifically - my first Hollywood moment was going to a bar in Hollywood and noticing that George Clooney was sat next to me at the bar.

I think I did my nan whisper (anyone who had a nan like mine will know what that means) telling my local buddies that Mr. Clooney was there. They just shrugged as in 'so?', and I quickly learned that spotting stars was not something to get worked up about.

I’m allergic to penicillin :(

As a twelve year old boy, I once shoplifted a Mars Bar because I didn't have enough money to pay for it!

:o

As a twelve year old boy, I once shoplifted a Mars Bar because I didn't have enough money to pay for it!

:o


You will pay for this in the afterlife. You may think you got away with it, but God is all-seeing and all-knowing. You just wait until Judgement Day.

I won the street bonus ball game on Saturday and pocketed £48 :D

This week I lost 4lbs :)

You will pay for this in the afterlife. You may think you got away with it, but God is all-seeing and all-knowing. You just wait until Judgement Day.

You're a hard man, Lord C :hihi:

StarSparkle

I won a fiver on a Lotto scratch card last week! Yay! Go me!

when i was 8yrs old i pinched a golden cup..(chocalate bar) and ate it while i was still in the same shop pretending to look at the birthday cards.

a famous footballer once asked if he could buy me a drink.....unfortunately it wasnt until i had said no i realised who he was

Why unfortunately? Surely you either fancied him or you didn't!?

I dont see what his occupation should have to do with anything. Is this a thinkly veiled way of saying you would go out with some purely based on their status and/or earnings!?

My only claim to fame is having tea at Ian St John's house when I was 14.

I recall him saying Paul Dalglish was crap - a decent prophecy if ever I heard one.

the comment "unfortunately" was meant tongue in cheek.
i have absolutely no regrets about not accepting a drink from this man as i didnt fancy him and still dont even though i know his status.

UNFORTUNATELY;) for him money has never been a priority within my relationships :P

I ran away with the circus, twice.
I've slept in about 30 - 40 of the UKs castles, in various states of disrepair and ruins.
I once had a chat with Una Stubbs and didn't have the faintest idea who she was, and foolishly told her so!

I cry too much! :cry:

I swam with dolphins in New Zealand :nod:

And I am the luckiest girl in the world :nod:

Bloody edit function! :rant:

You will pay for this in the afterlife. You may think you got away with it, but God is all-seeing and all-knowing. You just wait until Judgement Day.

I think I'm starting to feel the burn as we speak!

Or perhaps that's just a touch of cystitis? :confused:

TMI yah?

This week I lost 4lbs :)
Oh heck and I think I've found it- on the hips again.:o

I helped deliver twin goats.

I helped deliver twin goats.

You work for DHL? :hihi:

I am actually still alive even though I disappeared lol nah I kid I kid, ok a real fact, I am a manager of a internet radio station:thumbsup:

You work for DHL? :hihi:

What's that, BH? Actually, I was writing a newspaper story about a crazy lady who ran an animal sanctuary. Strange woman. :loopy: Cool experience.

DHL? Courier company -you know, they deliver things. I thought they were big in the states?

Oh, that DHL. Ha. Ha. Ha. Delivery. Now, I get it.

I automatically assumed DHL was something English. Department of Humane Labor, Division of Hoofed Legs or summat. Duh. :rolleyes:

I met the Animal Kwackers:hihi: Bongo , Rory Twang and boots

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Kwackers

im teh preseident of of the united state's of amerca (sp???)

I stole books from a couple of libraries in my youth.

As a child I had a fear of telephones and hated them--because we didn't have one and the nearest was at neighbours down the street whom I had to beg to use theirs sometimes. Nobody liked them but we had to pretend to, for the sake of the phone...

I've been to over 15 countries but never been to Scotland!

I did a photoshoot for More! magazine as sexy barman of the year!
going back a few years mind :thumbsup:

I have this annoying habit of starting a post and then hitting the 'submit reply' button before I've finished writi

I met Charlie Borman and Simon Pavey (think Race to Dakar) last year at the NEC.

I also have the key to the city (along with all other army members) presented by the Mayor of Soest, a small town in Germany, when my father and everyone else were marching out in 1993.

Hi i lived in soest too. Left in 1988. :wave:

I won five and a half thousand pounds on a two pound bet!

Football pools!!

Quality!!!!

I still struggle with bouts of depression, though I haven't tried to kill myself in the last 10 years.

I served the England football team coffee, tea, and Paul Gascoigne Horlicks in a hotel room...got a £20 tip.

I sang for the Queen at the opening of the Sheffield Arena (not on my own, i was in the Sheffield Choir)

I was once on Challenge Anneka and her buggy car thing broke down all the time :D

I tried a dress I bought 2 months ago and it's rather uncomfotably tight :blush:

Back to the gym I go, me and my wobbly bits.:cry:

I served the England football team coffee, tea, and Paul Gascoigne Horlicks in a hotel room...got a £20 tip. and got a good roasting

I still struggle with bouts of depression, though I haven't tried to kill myself in the last 10 years. well done - keep taking the medication

Same thing happened to me when I was younger.I was at a dance when this Sheffield Wednesday player asked me to go for a drink(which I did) He then asked me for a date, but I turned him down because I didnt like football.(but do now) :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: They dribble before they shoot you know patt?

I worked on the series of games represented by Silver's avatar.

well done - keep taking the medication

No medication taken....my eldest sister was prescribed meds 14 years back and is now reliant (and indeed addicted) to them. She suffers worse bouts of depression now than when she was 'clean', and uses the tablets to try to kill herself on a regular basis.

I refuse to take any meds, and instead use meditation techniques, and long walks, when I am in a black zone.

Seems to be working. :)

For a school biology project I has to sit on the beach for hours selecting and measuring the the apertures of the local whelks.

Oh heck and I think I've found it- on the hips again.:o

haha have you found the other 8? I've lost 12lbs since 17th Jan :o

haha have you found the other 8? I've lost 12lbs since 17th Jan :o

Well done Caprice!

Tell me how you do it haha

Well done Caprice!

Tell me how you do it haha

Banana for Breakfast, stirfry for lunch (with 98% fat free noodles) and chicken with rice for tea.

No snacking, no tea or coffee (Cos of the milk) and keep yourself busy. I cycle at least 25 miles a day... (In my bedroom... I swear that bike will set off flying soon...) lol :P

I have been drinking, to excess, but thats all part and parcel of "keeping yourself busy" :hihi:

I have until Weds to lose 2lbs then thats a stone in a fortnight. :D

Banana for Breakfast, stirfry for lunch (with 98% fat free noodles) and chicken with rice for tea.

No snacking, no tea or coffee (Cos of the milk) and keep yourself busy. I cycle at least 25 miles a day... (In my bedroom... I swear that bike will set off flying soon...) lol :P

I have been drinking, to excess, but thats all part and parcel of "keeping yourself busy" :hihi:

I have until Weds to lose 2lbs then thats a stone in a fortnight. :D

Wow! Well done! Im supposed to be trying to lose weight but im always feeling hungry, dont know whats wrong with me.

I dont drink tea or coffee so thats ok :) I go to the gym (when im motivated enough- recently thats not been alot :( ) And i can tell iv put weight on.

Last year i lost just under 2 stone- and i think iv put it all back on :(

I've seen all 6 Star Wars films at least 20 times each! :D

Yes, I am THAT sad :P

Wow! Well done! Im supposed to be trying to lose weight but im always feeling hungry, dont know whats wrong with me.

I dont drink tea or coffee so thats ok :) I go to the gym (when im motivated enough- recently thats not been alot :( ) And i can tell iv put weight on.

Last year i lost just under 2 stone- and i think iv put it all back on :(

I dont feel hungry... Just numb really. I've been under a lot of stress lately, so that probably accounts for why my appetite has plummetted.

I know its not healthy to lose weight that fast, but I was only aiming for 2lbs a week and I dont see why I should eat more when I really dont feel like it.

A healthy weight loss is 1-1.5Ib's a week. Im proud of u for losing that weight and i can see why you have lost it so quick. Its cos ur body may not be used to the healthy way.

Aim for 1Ib a week and it will stay off, i can guarantee you that.

:)

I dont feel hungry... Just numb really. I've been under a lot of stress lately, so that probably accounts for why my appetite has plummetted.

I know its not healthy to lose weight that fast, but I was only aiming for 2lbs a week and I dont see why I should eat more when I really dont feel like it.

I wish i felt like that, iv been the opposite to be honest, i feel that crap, stressed, lonely and generally **** that iv been eating myself stupid for about 2 weeks now. Im forever hungry! Although, iv stopped at parents most of this weekend and I havent felt hungry, like i do at home. I think i must eat out of boredem to be honest.

This week I want to get cracking on my cut down. I dont like calling it a 'diet'. Plus, i get paid on Tuesday so il be able to go out and buy some nice healthy food!

I'm fat ****ed and over forty

I wish i felt like that, iv been the opposite to be honest, i feel that crap, stressed, lonely and generally **** that iv been eating myself stupid for about 2 weeks now. Im forever hungry! Although, iv stopped at parents most of this weekend and I havent felt hungry, like i do at home. I think i must eat out of boredem to be honest.

This week I want to get cracking on my cut down. I dont like calling it a 'diet'. Plus, i get paid on Tuesday so il be able to go out and buy some nice healthy food!

Erm, you really need to discipline yourself more then. Once you notice the difference in your own self, a healthy body starts with a healthy mind. Simple.

Just cut out the junk and replace it with other stuff. Plus, you will feel less stressed depending on the food you eat. How do you feel after drinking alcohol? Ha,:).

There must be other stuff u can do to conquer your boredom..

I touched Russel Brand's bum

Hopefully whilst you touched it you strapped a bomb to it and blew him up.

I am really Pat Sharp, the work has been slow since fun house.

Or I entered my dad in father of the year and won it, when we were at sky for an interview I actually got to meet Pat sharp :)

I have just had water sprayed all over me by a pair of bathing finches......

Erm, you really need to discipline yourself more then. Once you notice the difference in your own self, a healthy body starts with a healthy mind. Simple.

Just cut out the junk and replace it with other stuff. Plus, you will feel less stressed depending on the food you eat. How do you feel after drinking alcohol? Ha,:).

There must be other stuff u can do to conquer your boredom..

Well thats what happened when i had lost the weight last year... because I could see the weight lose and how toned i got, i wanted to carry on... thats why i was at the gym 5 times a week. Then the obvious happened (split with bf) and lost motivation... and 5 months on I cant seem to get it back!!

When i get paid on tuesday im going shopping to buy salad, fish, fruit etc, instead of pizza's pizza's and pizza's!

Anyone- to discuss this, get on my new thread! We dont want telling off for taking over this one haha

Well thats what happened when i had lost the weight last year... because I could see the weight lose and how toned i got, i wanted to carry on... thats why i was at the gym 5 times a week. Then the obvious happened (split with bf) and lost motivation... and 5 months on I cant seem to get it back!!

When i get paid on tuesday im going shopping to buy salad, fish, fruit etc, instead of pizza's pizza's and pizza's!

Anyone- to discuss this, get on my new thread! We dont want telling off for taking over this one haha


So you comfort eat when unhappy? I'm the exact opposite, I eat as little as possible to get by. When I feel my work trousers falling down, I just know its all good! Oh and trying on size 12 dresses in topshop instead of a 14 is waaaay good :D

Dont feel stressed, crap, lonely... Theres no need. If you want some positive things to focus on, or even someone to man hunt with, then I'm right here :)

A healthy weight loss is 1-1.5Ib's a week. Im proud of u for losing that weight and i can see why you have lost it so quick. Its cos ur body may not be used to the healthy way.

Aim for 1Ib a week and it will stay off, i can guarantee you that.

:)

Indeed. Work has been the hardest thing for me... Its all fries, nachos and Quesadillas (for free!)... Mmmm my heaven! However I've just been eating vegetable fajita wraps and it seems to be about the best thing I can eat :)

So you comfort eat when unhappy? I'm the exact opposite, I eat as little as possible to get by. When I feel my work trousers falling down, I just know its all good!


No it isn't good. That is a symptom of anorexia. Trying to control emotions by eating too much or not enough require help. Get it.

Anorexia, I doubt that! I'm a size 12!

So you comfort eat when unhappy? I'm the exact opposite, I eat as little as possible to get by. When I feel my work trousers falling down, I just know its all good! Oh and trying on size 12 dresses in topshop instead of a 14 is waaaay good :D

Dont feel stressed, crap, lonely... Theres no need. If you want some positive things to focus on, or even someone to man hunt with, then I'm right here :)

Basically, yeah I do. I didnt used to, i used to go to the gym if i felt crap... but now im the opposite, no motivation etc!

Thanks chick :)

Basically, yeah I do. I didnt used to, i used to go to the gym if i felt crap... but now im the opposite, no motivation etc!

Thanks chick :)

I've got a chocolate bar in my fridge that has been there since the beginning of Jan. If I ate it, I think I'd either cry or be sick... :gag:

When I get feeling crap, I get super-motivated and quite often go over the top. Gosh arent we different!

I've got a chocolate bar in my fridge that has been there since the beginning of Jan. If I ate it, I think I'd either cry or be sick... :gag:

When I get feeling crap, I get super-motivated and quite often go over the top. Gosh arent we different!

Haha yeah we are, arent we?!

I used to be like that, if i felt crappy then id go to the gym but now, im completely the opposite. My mood has never really effected my eating though so its quite strange.

I also keep blaming this crappy weather we'v been having lately!

I used to feel guilty after eating chocolate/any junk food etc. Now i dont, i want more :(

I used to feel guilty after eating chocolate/any junk food etc. Now i dont, i want more :(

I feel ever so guilty after eating guacamole at work... I know I should have salsa as its like not fatty... argh :(

I feel ever so guilty after eating guacamole at work... I know I should have salsa as its like not fatty... argh :(

The other day at work i had 4 packets of crisps! Yes four!!!

I was feeling really faint, so had to have something to eat.

Suppose it doesnt help working in a food place, we get free food seeing as we distribute it!

I used to feel guilty after eating chocolate/any junk food etc. Now i dont, i want more :(

Erm, you could always replace that with an oat bar/raisins or anything tasting just as sweet, maybe bananas.. And there cheaper.

Erm, you could always replace that with an oat bar/raisins or anything tasting just as sweet, maybe bananas.. And there cheaper.

Yeah, il probably get some oat bars etc when i go shopping on Tuesday. Also, plenty of fruit- il get my 5 fruits a day then. Yesterday was the first time I had a peice of fruit in ages!!!

I'd recommend granola bars. They're lush!

I have a pet otter called lester who despises hens

I have a pet otter called lester who despises hens

:o so have i!!!!

:o so have i!!!!No ****ing way dude!!!!:shocked: :wow:

eating my favourite chocolate makes me horny:blush:

My son was on the front cover of the Sunday Times last July, and my family is in the current (Feb 2007) edition of Readers digest :)

i meet bob mills (win,lose or draw) in a toy shop in new york, v. friendly guy. also had a panic attack going up statue of liberty:gag:

A real fact.....I haven't got a belly button !!!!

my Ginger Cake Won 1st Prize At The Village Fete BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE

I once did a nine second fart. It was so impressive I got a standing ovation from everyone on the shop floor.
On paper it might not look good, but you make a farting sound continuously without any breaks for nine seconds and you will realise how rare these must be.
There was however a price to be paid for this event in that as the end few seconds came the pitch increased, as did the vibrations and it hurt. The pain I could live with but the long term effects have been terrible. I think I sprained it, now they just sort of fall out.

I once did a nine second fart. It was so impressive I got a standing ovation from everyone on the shop floor.
On paper it might not look good, but you make a farting sound continuously without any breaks for nine seconds and you will realise how rare these must be.
There was however a price to be paid for this event in that as the end few seconds came the pitch increased, as did the vibrations and it hurt. The pain I could live with but the long term effects have been terrible. I think I sprained it, now they just sort of fall out.

:hihi: :hihi: this is the funniest post ive ever read, couldnt read it in one go as had tears streaming down my face. love it

:hihi: :hihi: this is the funniest post ive ever read, couldnt read it in one go as had tears streaming down my face. love it

It was the talk of the town. Even people visiting from our subsidiary company that very same day were congratulating me. Shame I didnt see their appreciation in my wage packet.

I once appeared on Calendar. I was the kid in the school uniform pretending to be impressed by the South Yorkshire Police CopperCard scheme. And I had curtains.

When I was 8 I went for dinner at Sir Clive Sinclairs house.

I served Chris Eubank a coke and I also not knowing who they were at the time threw a then popular band out of our play park they were called Damage. Well nobody told me who they were.

Oh and I am actually a Lord (true)

I am a cat lover.

i once got my ankle trapped in the revolving door at the front of tesco in melton mowbray. it was the first and only time that anyone i knew managed to run around an entire segment (of four segments) without going in one of them before it disappeared back inside the store. except my foot, obviously, which not only went in teh offending segment of revolving door, but stopped the doors.

my elation at the feat i had performed was somewhat overshadowed by the mahoossive bruise on my ankle.

my mother dropped me on my head as a baby. though granted i landed into a 6 foot snowbank, she still blames that moment for everything thats wrong with me

my mother dropped me on my head as a baby. though granted i landed into a 6 foot snowbank, she still blames that moment for everything thats wrong with me

My dad did better than that, he dropped me over a 5ft wall and doesn't blame himself for everything that is wrong with me :suspect:

Evil parents :(