Those who know me know that I have the constitution of an ox as well as superior antibodies.....until yesterday.

I've spent the last day totally out of circulation due to sickness and the other unmentionable.

I've pinned it down to 3 groups of people, one in London who I will never see again so am loathed to hold them responsible as I have no recourse. Another one who are too well meaning so loathed to confront them and finally a group of work mates. I plan to do some investigations tomorrow (no I didn't eat at the Polonium) and take notes of my findings.

First though I'm ruling out an internet virus.......anyone been ill on here???

Those who know me know that I have the constitution of an ox as well as superior antibodies.....until yesterday.

I've spent the last day totally out of circulation due to sickness and the other unmentionable.

I've pinned it down to 3 groups of people, one in London who I will never see again so am loathed to hold them responsible as I have no recourse. Another one who are too well meaning so loathed to confront them and finally a group of work mates. I plan to do some investigations tomorrow (no I didn't eat at the Polonium) and take notes of my findings.

First though I'm ruling out an internet virus.......anyone been ill on here???

In what way.Cold, flu, sickness, diorhea, sore throat.? Theres a lot of cold going round.I havent had it but I know a lot of people who have.

Oh dear.....

I've had (touch wood) a surprisingly illness free year for 2006, and I'm afraid I've been in sickeningly rude health for the last few months. :)

Seriously - get well soon!

sickness & diarrhea all washed down with a nice 5 day dose of migraine.

Oh dear.....

I've had (touch wood) a surprisingly illness free year for 2006, and I'm afraid I've been in sickeningly rude health for the last few months. :)

Seriously - get well soon!

I'm on the mend now JoeP, thanks. I can now fit into my Christmas dress from around 10 years ago...yipeee!

sickness & diarrhea all washed down with a nice 5 day dose of migraine.


Sounds like that bug thats going round. Dont give it to us. !! :D :D

Sounds like that bug thats going round. Dont give it to us. !! :D :D
I think you are safe ...unless youy reply to my threads :help: :gag:

I'm on the mend now JoeP, thanks. I can now fit into my Christmas dress from around 10 years ago...yipeee!


As long as youre ready for the old Crimbo !!!! Thats all that matters. :hihi:

*slowly backs away*








ive been ok, touch wood *touches head*

:gag: My son had it on Wednesday and I had it on Thurs/Fri its bleeding horrible :gag:

Those who know me know that I have the constitution of an ox as well as superior antibodies.....until yesterday.

I've spent the last day totally out of circulation due to sickness and the other unmentionable.

I've pinned it down to 3 groups of people, one in London who I will never see again so am loathed to hold them responsible as I have no recourse. Another one who are too well meaning so loathed to confront them and finally a group of work mates. I plan to do some investigations tomorrow (no I didn't eat at the Polonium) and take notes of my findings.

First though I'm ruling out an internet virus.......anyone been ill on here???Having done the investigations and established the cause, what do you propose to do, sue them, then they sue the person they got it from etc, forever. Of course anyone who you give it to can sue you. It's going to be expensive for contagious diseases.

No no no, I won't be issuing legal proceedings my plan is far more subtle than that. I want to know how this could have invaded my superior antibodies....I will be collecting DNA samples surreptitiously.

I then plan to sell this strain of said virus to the highest bidder as it's obviously very virulent and could floor an ox instantly. Shhhhhhh

sickness & diarrhea

So that's why you called it "the other unmentionable", - you can't spell it :D

If it's any comfort neither can I :hihi:

We have something from the chemist called 'stoppers', reputed to put the lid on an erupting volcano, which usually works for me.

Get well soon ;)

Possibly you have come into close physical contact with someone who has smoked a cigarette in the previous 5 years?

No no no, I won't be issuing legal proceedings my plan is far more subtle than that. I want to know how this could have invaded my superior antibodies....I will be collecting DNA samples surreptitiously.

I then plan to sell this strain of said virus to the highest bidder as it's obviously very virulent and could floor an ox instantly. ShhhhhhhOk, yes I understand now. Will you be selling the DNA samples to the police database and the virus to The Ministry of Defence for use in chemical warfare?:suspect:

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I've spent the last day totally out of circulation due to sickness and the other unmentionable. QUOTE]

It only lasted 1 day???? That is sooo lucky, mine lasted 4 and I lost 1/2 a stone in weight!!!

Unfortunately 2 of the days were in Italy/Austria on what was supposed to be a holiday :gag:

The loos in the Swarovski Gallery in Innsbruck will never be the same again...............

A friend of mine whose cousin is a doctor, told me that the only way to combat this dreadful scourge was to drink plenty of hot water and to take up smoking .[or increase your consumption if you're already a smoker ].

Apparently there is something in the nicotine that helps kill the bug. A neighbour of this friend went down with it, bought some Senior Service untipped and was up and about in no time.

A friend of mine whose cousin is a doctor, told me that the only way to combat this dreadful scourge was to drink plenty of hot water and to take up smoking .[or increase your consumption if you're already a smoker ].

Apparently there is something in the nicotine that helps kill the bug. A neighbour of this friend went down with it, bought some Senior Service untipped and was up and about in no time.Had the doctor given this information to your friends cousin or are you just mentioning that as an aside. Coincidently my cousins friend is a doctor but I've never met either the friend or the doctor so I don't know either of their opinions on this matter.

[QUOTE=Titian]
I've spent the last day totally out of circulation due to sickness and the other unmentionable. QUOTE]

It only lasted 1 day???? That is sooo lucky, mine lasted 4 and I lost 1/2 a stone in weight!!!

Unfortunately 2 of the days were in Italy/Austria on what was supposed to be a holiday :gag:

The loos in the Swarovski Gallery in Innsbruck will never be the same again...............


OK, newsflash. I'm now on my third day of no eating (not been sick for 2 days though) my throat tongue feels like Ghandi's flip flop and my throat feels like vesuvius...to top it off I think I've been fighting Mike Tyson in my sleep so I guess I'm not out of the woods yet.