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cressida
15-12-2006, 19:56
The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean

He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean

The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.

He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,

He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.

The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,

He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.

He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -


There's just this little catch my dears:

The perfect man is gay.

beamer
15-12-2006, 23:23
:hihi: That is such a good poem.

I have heard so many women say that the best men are gay!!!!

pattricia
15-12-2006, 23:26
Really ? Someone tell me if Ive been missing something. :D

mistyraven
15-12-2006, 23:50
Where is this man??

miniminch
16-12-2006, 00:32
The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean

He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean

The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.

He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,

He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.

The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,

He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.

He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -


There's just this little catch my dears:

The perfect man is gay.

I think you may have the last two lines muddled with another poem - it should read -

he'll never make you cry or hurt you with a pinch!

The choice of real women, his name is miniminch x
:love:

MTheo
16-12-2006, 01:08
ive written a little punk song called 'you're too good looking (should have known you were gay)' ;)

i'll come find this link sometime in the future when its recorded haha.

PuressenceUK
16-12-2006, 03:20
What an absolute crock of doo-doo.

I tick the boxes of 80% of those so not doing bad for a heterosexual!

Apart from hating kids and vacuuming I'm laughing.

Sherbie
19-12-2006, 21:47
Im with the original post for sure.......:thumbsup:

miss_foxy
30-12-2006, 19:48
The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean

He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean

The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.

He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,

He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.

The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,

He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.

He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -


There's just this little catch my dears:

The perfect man is gay.

that is so true why are all the god men gay i gess because we want to much from them i meen come on being friends with your mum that can't be good for them

Chris_Sleeps
30-12-2006, 19:57
that is so true why are all the god men gay
Sorry to spoil the man bashing party here, but there is a little thing called natural distribution. Some gay men are nice, some are okay, some are evil little tossers. Some straight men are nice, some are okay, and some are evil little tossers too. Sexuality has nothing to do with being "good".

IDSFLK
30-12-2006, 20:06
Sorry to spoil the man bashing party here, but there is a little thing called natural distribution. Some gay men are nice, some are okay, some are evil little tossers. Some straight men are nice, some are okay, and some are evil little tossers too. Sexuality has nothing to do with being "good".

But it's only a little verse. :(

SpeedwayDan
30-12-2006, 20:44
it's a good job i don't write poetry and occasionally make people cry

_Kirsty_
30-12-2006, 20:47
Even I dont believe that...

surely theres got to be SOME straight men that are 'good' haha

MickM
30-12-2006, 20:49
surely theres got to be SOME straight men that are 'good' haha

well I don't like to brag but yeah me. :heyhey:

_Kirsty_
30-12-2006, 21:05
well I don't like to brag but yeah me. :heyhey:

Do you fit the above description? (apart from the gay part)

Hecate
30-12-2006, 21:13
:gag:

No self-respecting gay bloke could possibly be so insipid.

What's so wonderful about a potential 'perfect' man if he'd sooner sleep with another bloke than with you?

StarSparkle
30-12-2006, 21:20
:gag:

No self-respecting gay bloke could possibly be so insipid.

What's so wonderful about a potential 'perfect' man if he'd sooner sleep with another bloke than with you?

I'm having to agree with Hecate here... :o

I mean really - what red-blooded woman wants a man who enjoys cleaning and vacuuming and the like? :confused:

Unless he's Nicky Wire, of course :hihi:

StarSparkle

jen13kd
30-12-2006, 21:54
The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean

He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean

The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.

He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,

He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.

The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,

He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.

He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -


There's just this little catch my dears:

The perfect man is gay.

this fully describes my husband and he certainly isn't gay and he's a fireman.....check out his pic on my dsi profile...http://www.dontstayin.com/members/mrs-bulcock

I have to say - I am one very lucky lady.:hihi:

MickM
31-12-2006, 01:43
Do you fit the above description? (apart from the gay part)

well actually it all went a bit downhill after the fourth paragraph, but up until that point yes. :hihi:

Pet_Shop_Boy
31-12-2006, 03:17
You're all wrong, as apparently it's actually me.

So I'm lead to believe anyway.

MickeyBarnes
31-12-2006, 03:18
Is that you Neil Tennant?

Pet_Shop_Boy
31-12-2006, 03:21
The irony of that is what only I'll understand.

Trust me.