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cressida 15-12-2006, 19:56 The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean
He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.
He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,
He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,
He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.
He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -
There's just this little catch my dears:
The perfect man is gay.
:hihi: That is such a good poem.
I have heard so many women say that the best men are gay!!!!
pattricia 15-12-2006, 23:26 Really ? Someone tell me if Ive been missing something. :D
mistyraven 15-12-2006, 23:50 Where is this man??
miniminch 16-12-2006, 00:32 The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean
He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.
He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,
He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,
He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.
He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -
There's just this little catch my dears:
The perfect man is gay.
I think you may have the last two lines muddled with another poem - it should read -
he'll never make you cry or hurt you with a pinch!
The choice of real women, his name is miniminch x
:love:
ive written a little punk song called 'you're too good looking (should have known you were gay)' ;)
i'll come find this link sometime in the future when its recorded haha.
PuressenceUK 16-12-2006, 03:20 What an absolute crock of doo-doo.
I tick the boxes of 80% of those so not doing bad for a heterosexual!
Apart from hating kids and vacuuming I'm laughing.
Im with the original post for sure.......:thumbsup:
miss_foxy 30-12-2006, 19:48 The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean
He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.
He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,
He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,
He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.
He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -
There's just this little catch my dears:
The perfect man is gay.
that is so true why are all the god men gay i gess because we want to much from them i meen come on being friends with your mum that can't be good for them
Chris_Sleeps 30-12-2006, 19:57 that is so true why are all the god men gay
Sorry to spoil the man bashing party here, but there is a little thing called natural distribution. Some gay men are nice, some are okay, some are evil little tossers. Some straight men are nice, some are okay, and some are evil little tossers too. Sexuality has nothing to do with being "good".
Sorry to spoil the man bashing party here, but there is a little thing called natural distribution. Some gay men are nice, some are okay, some are evil little tossers. Some straight men are nice, some are okay, and some are evil little tossers too. Sexuality has nothing to do with being "good".
But it's only a little verse. :(
SpeedwayDan 30-12-2006, 20:44 it's a good job i don't write poetry and occasionally make people cry
_Kirsty_ 30-12-2006, 20:47 Even I dont believe that...
surely theres got to be SOME straight men that are 'good' haha
surely theres got to be SOME straight men that are 'good' haha
well I don't like to brag but yeah me. :heyhey:
_Kirsty_ 30-12-2006, 21:05 well I don't like to brag but yeah me. :heyhey:
Do you fit the above description? (apart from the gay part)
:gag:
No self-respecting gay bloke could possibly be so insipid.
What's so wonderful about a potential 'perfect' man if he'd sooner sleep with another bloke than with you?
StarSparkle 30-12-2006, 21:20 :gag:
No self-respecting gay bloke could possibly be so insipid.
What's so wonderful about a potential 'perfect' man if he'd sooner sleep with another bloke than with you?
I'm having to agree with Hecate here... :o
I mean really - what red-blooded woman wants a man who enjoys cleaning and vacuuming and the like? :confused:
Unless he's Nicky Wire, of course :hihi:
StarSparkle
The perfect man is gentle - never cruel and never mean
He has a warm and kindly smile, and keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side.
He'll be a loving father, a companion for his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too,
He'll do anything in his power to express his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name,
He's a best friend to your mother, and kisses away your pain.
He'll never ever make you cry, or hurt you in any way -
There's just this little catch my dears:
The perfect man is gay.
this fully describes my husband and he certainly isn't gay and he's a fireman.....check out his pic on my dsi profile...http://www.dontstayin.com/members/mrs-bulcock
I have to say - I am one very lucky lady.:hihi:
Do you fit the above description? (apart from the gay part)
well actually it all went a bit downhill after the fourth paragraph, but up until that point yes. :hihi:
Pet_Shop_Boy 31-12-2006, 03:17 You're all wrong, as apparently it's actually me.
So I'm lead to believe anyway.
MickeyBarnes 31-12-2006, 03:18 Is that you Neil Tennant?
Pet_Shop_Boy 31-12-2006, 03:21 The irony of that is what only I'll understand.
Trust me.
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