Well I dont want to see them anytime really but if they are on over Christmas Ill turn them off :

Jonathan Ross (how does he get his money)


Cliff Richard (god hes looking old & not another Christmas song)


Cherie Blair ( oh dear,what a mouth) :gag:

Who do you not want to see on t.v. over Christmas ?

Keegan-Michael Key - Planet's Funniest Animals
Joe Pasquale
Myself on Crimewatch

Definately agree with Cherie Blair...and i hate Nikki from big brother and Jade goody they sooooo do my head in...but i dont really dislike that many people on TV.

From Fallen

hmmm tricky question!

1. cilla black. i know she doenst do much tv anymore, but she might do a surprise surprise thing :gag:

2. parkinson. the most boring presenter ever, and i cant understand his mumbles

3. emma bunton. i know im offending slimsid here, but she really irritates me, and her album sounds pants :(

1. David Wailliams (get over yourself)
2. John Craven (country file my arse)
3. Martin and Lance (Home and Away)

........
Joe Pasquale
..........

I've heard that he's got a new show ...........




































...................... "Squeal or No Squeal"!!!!

1 Don't want to see Jade ("ow fick am I") Goody on my telly at any time of year so especially not at Crimbo.

2 Don't want to see Christmas guest appearances by anybody who's ever been on Big Brother (and that includes the Celebrities )

3 Don't want to see Jonathan (I'm going to interview people but use them to show how clever I think I am) Woss.

1. Russell Brand - since when did he become the best comedian of his generation as the advertising would have it? He's just a preening t*t.

2. Anyone in a soap opera - I already see enough turkeys at Crimbo.

3. Jesus

mainly pattricia!

1/ Peter Kay

2/Noel 'bad tv' Edmonds

3/Anybody off Little Britain(with the possible exception of Anthony Head-I got nothing against him)

Jesus
He hasn't done much tv since the old "Judas" thing happened.

Any soaps.....they're wrong

Jonathan Ross

Holiday Adverts

Cliff Richard :mad:
Cliff Richard :mad:
Cliff Richard :mad:

mainly pattricia!

:confused: :confused:

i agree with all this post,s

1/ Peter Kay

2/Noel 'bad tv' Edmonds

3/Anybody off Little Britain(with the possible exception of Anthony Head-I got nothing against him)



You wont want to watch little britain then xmas day i belive it is on, as everyone including peter kay will be in the xmas special of little britain. I use to love peter kay but latley when he presents an award or be a guest on tv he trys to always make it his own show trys to take over.

Any how for me i dont want to see a few people but plays the same part and that is any james bond films. Just how many times does the tv network have to play these films. and always seem to be on over xmas.

Russell Brand
Katie Price
Peter Andre

I'm very lucky in that my TV's got something called an 'off' switch.

Carol "My-oh-my-I'm-so-much-brighter-than-you-and-look-at-my-non-sagging-backside" Voorderman;

Davina 'Everbody's-favourite-family-entertainer' McCall; &

Peggy 'Choo-lookin'-at; drinks-on-the-aaaasss-getoutamypab' Mitchell.

In fact, the entire cast of Miseryenders. What a pile of festive dross that is.

Bruce Forsyth

Dale Winton

Joe Pasquale

And as a big, big Christmas Bonus for TV addicts......no Eamonn Holmes please! :(

That's four, admittedly, but I could fill this Server if I really got revving. :hihi:

Any how for me i dont want to see a few people but plays the same part and that is any james bond films. Just how many times does the tv network have to play these films. and always seem to be on over xmas.
I agree about the James Bond films:suspect: don't mind em now and again ,but why at Christmas....Mind you when I was younger it was always circus's that "they" decided was a "must watch" for everybody at this time.
Can't say there's anyone that I would really hate to see though, if someone comes on that I really can't stand, I shall either have a flick or do something else.:thumbsup:

1. Osama Bin Laden.

2. Death.

3. Cliff Richard.

Not necessarily in that order!:hihi:

Michael Barrybore
Any of the Eastenders cast
Any past or future Big Brother contestants

Jonathan Ross (how does he get his money)
And what's he doing on Film 2006? Wouldn't it be better to have somebody on there who is, like, interested in films, and knows something about them? I used to like that programme when Barry Norman was on - he'd give you a run-down of the week's new films, including a few arty or foreign ones, and give a good indication of whether you'd (or at least I'd) like them or not. Now it's just Ross's uninformed opinion about one or two mainstream films (rarely going beyond "it's good" or "it's bad", and I don't usually agree with him anyway), and loads of boring interviews and "location reports".

Presumably they put Ross into these odds and ends programmes - those feeble joke quiz shows would be another example - in an attempt to get their money's worth out of him. Which is futile considering how much they pay him.

You wont want to watch little britain then xmas day i belive it is on, as everyone including peter kay will be in the xmas special of little britain. I use to love peter kay but latley when he presents an award or be a guest on tv he trys to always make it his own show trys to take over.


Dear God no!Oh well, at least I know what to watch if I want to induce vomiting after eating too much Christmas day:thumbsup:

He hasn't done much tv since the old "Judas" thing happened.

I don't know... Every year he seems to turn up in repeats. It's getting tedious now.

Jenni Falconer (she was very rude to Jeff Hordley)
Helen Worth (do somethin g else)
Anyone in sofa ads

1. Paddy
2. Selma
3. McBaine

The Tory, Labour and Lib/Dem party leaders

mainly pattricia!
Now I never knew I was a t.v. star. Thats a new one on me.! :huh:

1. Morcambe & Wise - they're just not funny.
2. The Wizard of Oz - utter tripe
3. Mary Poppins - irritating old biddy.
4. The Queen - do something new & worthwhile you posh old git.
5. The Snowman - needs the pixar treatment & to be rid of Aled Jones.
6. Sh*tty Sh*tty Bang Bang - Load of old codswallop!






Sits back & waits for the shhhhhh to hit the fan.

1. Anybody with a Scouse accent. (No, having a Scouse accent doesn't automatically mean you are funny or able to sing. It is a myth!!)

2. Anyone with an Irish accent. (Wogan take note, you untalented blarney merchant)

3. Anyone who has ever played James Bond. (That should free up 3000 hours of air time for something more entertaining. Adverts maybe!!)

1. The Queen
2. Barbara Windsor (there is always a feature length eastenders) :roll:
3. Dick Van Dyk

1. Paddy
2. Selma
3. McBaine

Is Paddy Marge's long lost brother?

(...and McBain doesn't have an "e")

Is Paddy Marge's long lost brother?

(...and McBain doesn't have an "e")

No, and it's Patty, she's Marge's sister... Even I know that and I only watch Simpsons every once in a blue moon..

No, and it's Patty, she's Marge's sister... Even I know that and I only watch Simpsons every once in a blue moon..

Erm, I was taking the p***, obviously!

You'd think TroyMcClure would know his sister-in-law's name eh?
(he married Selma in one episode)

Emma Bunton
Charlotte Church
Holly Willoughby

(Oh hang on, I thought this was the three people you would like to see naked over Xmas)

The three things i really dont wanna have to put up with are ...

1. little britain
2. james bond (any or all)
3. only fools and horses ?(classic, i know, but come on! we all know them inside out)

Twould be bliss...!

1.Cricket
2.Cricket
3.A news report on the cricket.

anyway, im off to watch the Ashes now.

Some of these made me laugh, here's my 3 (could add more :hihi: ) :

Des O'Connor
Anybody in an Australian Soap opera
Sir Cliff Richard (I agree with Pattricia, he's not only getting old, he's sounding old and his face looks strangely skeletal. Why do ageing popstars think a bit of hairdye restores them to their youth - it just looks sad and obvious)

Jonathan Ross

Ann Robinson

Any newsreader

1) Jamie Oliver - Ok, I know hes trying to help but what happened to freedom to choose (plus he looks really fat now himself!)

2)Eastenders - Used to love it but now its so grim and unrealistic (how many characters do you actually like? seriously?)

3)Peter Andre and Jordan - Terrible. seem to be on every cover of every magazine that my girlfriend gets (always having little quibbles with each other - "how cute are we")

And what's he doing on Film 2006? Wouldn't it be better to have somebody on there who is, like, interested in films, and knows something about them? I used to like that programme when Barry Norman was on....
I could have written this post myself, virtually word for word. It's an utter travesty that Ross should be allowed anywhere near a programme about film. Actually, it's a travesty that he should be allowed near any TV programme.

The BBC has an excellent, knowledgable and witty film reviewer sat right under its collective noses. He discusses film on News 24, Newsnight, Radio 5 and various arty programmes on BBC 2 whose names escapes me at the minute.

The BBC should give the job to Mark Kermode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_kermode) and start taking film seriously again.

All Soap operas, especially the sacharin sweet bullocks on christmas day
Jonathon Ross - can't abide the man.
Anything remotely religious.

Got no chance with one or three, visiting my aged mother, but should be able to avoid Ross. So I will mostly be watching the Royal Institution Lectures then

Penny Smith from GMTV

Just because she was once knocking boots with Harry Enfield doesn't mean she can tell bad and crass jokes after every news segment!

1. Jesus
2. Shepherds
3. Wise Men

After all, none of these have anything to do with Christmas!
:hihi: :suspect: :hihi:

The BBC should give the job to Mark Kermode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_kermode) and start taking film seriously again.
What she said - vide my post on the What Do You Want To See thread.

I don't always agree with Kermode's opinions either, but I can usually tell from his reviews whether a film is worth seeing or not; and at least he has intelligent opinions.

By way of analogy, Barry Norman, or Kermode, is like John Peel or Fluff, whereas Ross is more like some playlist DJ on R1.

...By way of analogy, Barry Norman, or Kermode, is like John Peel or Fluff, whereas Ross is more like some playlist DJ on R1.
Absolutely. While Ross is a presenter, Kermode is bone fide film critic who knows his stuff.

Go listen to Kermode's review of Elizabethtown (http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/entertainment/kermode_archive_e.shtml). Think of it as an early Christmas present :D .

Go listen to Kermode's review of Elizabethtown (http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/entertainment/kermode_archive_e.shtml). Think of it as an early Christmas present :D .
So did he like it or not :huh:

But thanks for the pressie :thumbsup:

So did he like it or not***
LOL Did we listen to the same thing? :hihi:




***That would be 'no'.

Ive added one to my original list of three. Gordon Ramsey.That makes four.!!!!!! :rant:

Ive added one to my original list of three. Gordon Ramsey.That makes four.!!!!!! :rant:

Shorry Mish Moneypenny.
When I first saw The Ramsey prog, I too thought it pretty pathetic because of the overuse of a certain word. However, my step-daughter persisted with it and I found myself ignoring the language and enjoying the content. I found him amusing and thought he talked a lot of sense.

Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
and
Jeremy Clarkson
also
Jeremy Clarkson
and
Jeremy Clarkson

:rant: BARRYMORE :gag: The man needs locking up. Crime to comedy and taste must be enough. Either that or strange goings on in a swimming pool. The man is just iritating.

How about Cannon and Ball selling half price double glazing on Boxing Day.

Russell Brand - fool
Dale Winton - thinks we actually like him - I think not
Bruce Forsyth - his voice irritates me, his face irritates he irritates me

Anyone from East Enders
Anyone from Coronation Street
Anyone from any other soap

Anyone from a boyband past or present.

Russell Brand - fool
Dale Winton - thinks we actually like him - I think not
Bruce Forsyth - his voice irritates me, his face irritates he irritates me

But what abouit his toupee?

But what abouit his toupee?


I don't look at him long enough to see that. Can't bare him - that old type of entertainment is dead and he tries to revive it and it makes me want to turn the tv off.

The delights of Delia Smith have just been occluded by KEITH CHEGWIN, thus the 'off' switch was pressed.

Shorry Mish Moneypenny.
When I first saw The Ramsey prog, I too thought it pretty pathetic because of the overuse of a certain word. However, my step-daughter persisted with it and I found myself ignoring the language and enjoying the content. I found him amusing and thought he talked a lot of sense.


No, Mikey, I cant like him even if I try my upmost.Its not just his swearing(publicity stunt), but hes just so nervous and on edge all the time. :suspect:

Penny Smith from GMTV

Just because she was once knocking boots with Harry Enfield doesn't mean she can tell bad and crass jokes after every news segment!
Not too many people wind me up, but, Penny Smith drives me crackers. Why does she insist on 'trying' to be funny umpteen times every morning? BORING!:roll:

Not too many people wind me up, but, Penny Smith drives me crackers. Why does she insist on 'trying' to be funny umpteen times every morning? BORING!:roll:


Yep, I agree.Shes very boring.Its the way she tells `em. :loopy:

The Queen
Noal Edmonds
Cliff richard

Benito Mussolini
Mr Ed
Lenny Henry

Aled Jones