I share my house, sofa, bed, post, socks and food with a lovely dog called Naya. Half border collie half alsatian. She's the biggest tart in the world, and insists on sitting on your lap despite her (large) size.
And never mind children wrecking your intimate life. She definitely feels that all affection displayed in our house should go directly to her. There are no hugs without Naya. No snuggling together on the sofa without a big furry butt trying to squeeze in between you.:lol:
But you have to love her

Originally posted by cosywolf
I share my house, sofa, bed, post, socks and food with a lovely dog called Naya. Half border collie half alsatian. She's the biggest tart in the world, and insists on sitting on your lap despite her (large) size.
And never mind children wrecking your intimate life. She definitely feels that all affection displayed in our house should go directly to her. There are no hugs without Naya. No snuggling together on the sofa without a big furry butt trying to squeeze in between you.:lol:
But you have to love her
Aw bless... reminds me of the border collie we had when I was a nippa! Bonney her name was... bless!

She was THE most affectionate and none aggressive Dog I have ever known!

I have two little monkeys. I think they're really my two sons but I'm not quite sure...

I have a husband and the cat.

Moon

Dog, 2 gunea pigs (used to be 4 but managed to kill 2 somehow)

Oh and then there is the wife and 2 kids, bit like a menagerie at our gaf:banana:

oh damn I forgot the goldfish. But they flippin boring!!! I cannot even remember their names - something like Brock and Derk??

Moon Maiden

I didn't include Mark - just for once I was being nice, and then all of you lot go and add your partners and children:lol: :lol:
Well, then, there's the guy who hogs the computer all the time and makes the house messier than the dog ever could. My partner.

I also have a dependent who's kind of a pet - he's 28, takes up the sofa, is in constant need of money for food, transport, and other stuff, only seems to visit when he needs something, has me cut his hair...sounds like a teen, really. But he's handy with a computer, brings over pirate dvds, and will talk to Mark about computer games, so I guess we'll keep him.:lol:

I had two rats until not long ago - Holly and Hazel. They were lovely. I'd have more in an instant if they wouldn't try and eat the dog:P

I have two rescue dogs a German Shepherd cross called Gabby and a Doberman Cross called Zena.......Guess which Telly show i used to watch lol

No dogs, cats, budgerigars, snakes, rabbits, weasels, spiders, goldfish, tortoises, humpback whales or killer sharks, my life is my own.

I have all on to look after myself without taking on the responsibility of another life.:lol: :lol: :lol:

My 2 beautiful kitties, my annoying cocker spaniel, my 2 comet gold fish , 1 of which is blind. I had hammy the hamster who escaped about 5 months back and there is evidence to suggest he is still roaming the house and my more recent hamster Fifikins unfortunately passed away due to an allergic reaction to the new sawdust i got her. RIP

1 budgie, which retired to my mum's in skegness - pollution up here would have killed him. Poor baldie.
No pets now, too muc responsibility.

Originally posted by kittykat
, my 2 comet gold fish , 1 of which is blind.

:lol: How can you tell? I'm sorry if it's traumatic for the fish, but it just sounds so funny:lol:

Originally posted by cosywolf
:lol: How can you tell? I'm sorry if it's traumatic for the fish, but it just sounds so funny:lol: It keeps bumping into the side of the glass bowl or it keeps knocking down the little castle in the fish tank lol

Well it might be traumatic were it not for the fact i hasnt got much to see bless it.
Basically one of its eyes has bulged out and the other has disappeared.
It bumps into the other fish regularly and wont go up to get its food unless it senses the other one is up there.
And they say fish make boring pets...

Hi Can any of you guys help me? my sister got a hamster yesterday and the hamster seems to be taking all the food it can find in the cage and puting it in its bedding area is this supose to happen? and could you tell me if i can move the bed somwere because it has moved its entire bedding place to one of the look out towers! and it keeps falling down the tube lol


Thanks, Chris 8)

I have a dog called the wife, ouch she heard that.
I have a 4 month old Red Boxer called Boo Boo and a Scarlet macaw called Cipo, also had a ****zu called Migs but he would not get on with Boo Boo so thankfully my daughter has him now.

3 cats, Dixon, Ginger and Louis. 6 assorted fish things in the pond outside, carp or koi or tench or something. They're quite large and that Jaws music starts up when I go to feed them. Partner. And a mouse which I keep tied to my 'puter.

A Relation of mine is on holiday so I am currently looking after their lizards, this consists of:

2 Water Dragons
1 Bearded Dragon

Originally posted by sonicrules
Hi Can any of you guys help me? my sister got a hamster yesterday and the hamster seems to be taking all the food it can find in the cage and puting it in its bedding area is this supose to happen? and could you tell me if i can move the bed somwere because it has moved its entire bedding place to one of the look out towers! and it keeps falling down the tube lol


Thanks, Chris 8)

All my little precious hammykins over the years have taken their food to their beds. They like to store it in their pouches and eat it later. Its probably something to do with their hibernating nature and its annoying when it comes to clean it out. It seems like a waste of time putting food in the bowl cos its always all gone after a few mins and you just know its either in their bed (most often just a load of bedding theyve moved over to wherever they please - and ignore the specially made little bed or house youve bought them) or in their pouches. Its amazing what theyll fit into those pouches.
I wouldnt bother moving its bed cos itll sleep where it likes. They all do this. Theyre quite weird little animals.

We've got a ginger tom called Tommy. He's a huge ball of orange fluff. He's a typical boy-getting into trouble all the time. He's also like a dog:-he chases balls and frisbees and chews stuff in the house. He digs holes too just for the hell of it.
He's very dumb too. In-breeding!
He drinks water out of the toilet, climbs in the bathtub after I've had a shower and licks the bottom of the tub?? Why, when he has a bowl of perfectly good clean water? Tut! :roll:
So we have Tommy and our neighbours have his brother, which we call Jerry. They get up to a lot of mischief!

Oh I forgot, we have two 30 gallon saltwater aquariums with gobies, blennies and sailfin molly minnows. They mate too and we often have a tank full of weeny fish. The others eat them quickly. Mmmm dinner. We have a hermit crab and a live conch shell. It's fascinating to watch the sex life of a fish!!

Two cats and a midget that lives under the stairs

Originally posted by scaramanga
Two cats and a midget that lives under the stairs Midget ?. Boggles.

The missus!

my brother and a fish (or is it 2!) oh yeah, my father as well.

I got my mum and dad, that's it. We did have a cat called Suzie but 2 dogs got her. :o
Chloé

the missus and a prime tart of a cat called Zippy by us and probably I AM THE DESTROYER OF BUTTERFLIES by herself. And as Terry Pratchett once said, 'Yaaaaaaargedoffoutofityadirtybaaaaaaasted' by the neighbours.

A cross colley called Barney, cheaper and more effective than any burglar alarm.
We did have a rabbit but it got an infection up it's rear and maggots ate him alive:o poor sod.
Hope nobody's having their tea.

Originally posted by Funke88
We've got a ginger tom called Tommy. He's a huge ball of orange fluff. He's a typical boy-getting into trouble all the time. He's also like a dog:-he chases balls and frisbees and chews stuff in the house. He digs holes too just for the hell of it.
He's very dumb too. In-breeding!
He drinks water out of the toilet, climbs in the bathtub after I've had a shower and licks the bottom of the tub?? Why, when he has a bowl of perfectly good clean water? Tut! :roll:
So we have Tommy and our neighbours have his brother, which we call Jerry. They get up to a lot of mischief!

Oh I forgot, we have two 30 gallon saltwater aquariums with gobies, blennies and sailfin molly minnows. They mate too and we often have a tank full of weeny fish. The others eat them quickly. Mmmm dinner. We have a hermit crab and a live conch shell. It's fascinating to watch the sex life of a fish!!

Ever put 2 male siamese fighters in a tank together? Now THATS fascinating.

PS: im not cruel - i genuinely didnt know theyd do what they did (stupid really ocnsidering the name)