What do you think it would say?

My fave cat Pinto would probably say " I'm a lot more streetwise than you!" :hihi:

My cat would say "Feed me, you fat git!"
He looks at me as if to say that anyway.

One of mine would definitely say 'You don't clean the litter tray often enough!', and another would say 'What? You've got that computer thingy on your lap and no room for me AGAIN?'.

Brude does talk!!! :D

I was beginning to think I was a bit :loopy: but we left him with a friend of my sister's one evening, and when we came home she declared 'he talks to you...... with his eyebrows!!!'

I'm not mad after all :D

Frequent phrases of his include 'we're not going out then?' 'perhaps you could feed me - if I can persuade you that it is dinnertime' 'can you just put some water in this bowl for me?' 'oooooohhhhh, is that a dog-walking jacket? It is isn't it? It must be!! I'll get my collar! It's not a dog walking jacket? I'm sure it was last time you wore it :( '

Mines talking now hes wining saying, oh please let me go outside and chase that cat, it's sitting there and I want to chase it!

If Smitch (puss cat) could talk, she would have said 'oh sh*t!' earlier when she waltzed into my room and saw Eddy had come back with us from the Isle of Wight :lol:

Takara would say 'come on! it's time for a walk! Walk! Walk! Walk.. ohhhh food.... we'll go for a walk later mom'

When you called Eddy in the park he would say 'just a minute, I have to pee on this, and this, and this, oh and this'

Smudge (other puss cat) would be continously asking if it was playtime yet!

Having said that, Takara does say 'hello' and I mean, vocally she says hello! It's quite scary when you first hear it!

Bobby would say 'Carrot carrot carrot oooh look at that carrot ooh mummy i can jump look at me ...' he'd seriously never shut up.. lol

And if Kacey could talk, I imagine for some reason she'd talk in a really deep voice.. and she'd say'walk' all the time.. lol

If my pets could speak i need some very good ear plugs as they all seem to want something at the same time!

I can't say what I think mine would say..its swearing! begins with F and ends in off!!

Thats when I tell them to get down or I shout them in from outside when they don't want to come in. They just stare at me and I know thats what they're thinking!!

Merged - Strix

Just for fun imagian if our dogs, cats, rabbits etc could talk to us. What do you think they would say?

You dont really want to cook that carrot do you.....

you really dont want that sunday dinner/pizza/pork pie (insert as appropriate). you really need to feed it to me because i spent ages perfecting this 'not been fed for weeks' look! :hihi:

Home time.... but im so comfy... why dont I stay here on your pillow and you can have my cage!

Why cant I rip up this letter/£5 note/cigar packet, you're not using it!

It's been posted before, but I think this (http://tooti.athame.co.uk/cats/diary.html) is a pretty good guess.

If my cat could talk hed be too much of a snob to talk to scum like me.

by the look on my dogs face right now she'd be saying," your going to have your dinner before i get mine again aren't you" :hihi:

Jaff n Tang: if you dont want us to 'kill' your foot dont wriggle it!

Bobby:

Why Mummy, WHY can you only give me a little bit of that stuff? I know I've never had it before, but really, its nice. I like it. Give me more.

I think mine would probably say 'Do you mind, discussing all my personal problems and habits, with complete strangers on the SF'

Jayne

Mine would say all sorts hehe.

My pigs would say - are those HUUUUUUUGE shopping bags full of stuff for us? They are arent they! Gimmie GIMMIE!

Rats would say - Ok, you keep walking past us I KNOW you've got something for me

Hamsters would say - If I keep chewing this im sure I'll get out eventually

Brude's face can convey whole conversations :suspect:

At the moment it's spread across the bottom half of the laptop (he's tucked under my arm :roll: ) as his friend Juhbuh has just put his shoes on and left without him!!! :shocked: He's saying: 'Right, if I'm not getting to go for a walk, you're not getting to forum in peace' (and I'm getting low level whistling and elbow nudging to reinforce it :roll: )

i think mostly our kitties conversations would be along the lines of...:

'what you doing? why? can i eat it? why? can i play with it? can i kill it? why?'

followed swiftly by:

'it wasn't me! it was him/her'

'can i eat it? is it dinner time yet? can i go out? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese? why?????'

and finally...

'i hate theses stitches, if i could just get this damn bucket off my head i'd have 'em out in no time! seee....'

The Pigs : "Mum! Walking past our pen or making any movement whatsoever near us means you've got cabbage for us! Doesn't it? But just LOOK how CUTE we are!" *All run around trying to be cute*:rolleyes: