My daughter is 2 and she was asking about Christmas. I have bought her a reusable nativity advent calendar where all the figures come off and you can do a finger puppet show with them.

Anyway, she thinks it's great and I explained, in brief, the nativity. She got all excited and put the finger puppets on her fingers and played for ages.

Then she came running into the kitchen saying "mummy, mummy, baby cheeses keeps falling off my finger".

I don't think I've laughed so much for ages and she still insists on calling Jesus baby cheeses, Mary "baby cheeseses Mummy" and Joseph "baby chesseses daddy".

Sorry, but I just had to post this...

My daughter is 2 and she was asking about Christmas. I have bought her a reusable nativity advent calendar where all the figures come off and you can do a finger puppet show with them.

Anyway, she thinks it's great and I explained, in brief, the nativity. She got all excited and put the finger puppets on her fingers and played for ages.

Then she came running into the kitchen saying "mummy, mummy, baby cheeses keeps falling off my finger".

I don't think I've lauched so much for ages and she still insists on calling Jesus baby cheeses, Mary "baby cheeseses Mummy" and Joseph "baby chesseses daddy".

Sorry, but I just had to post this...Bless ! :D

aww bless........the things they say are priceless.so sweet

Aww how lovely
I miss mine mispronouncing words now there older
Mine used to say diveo for video and ask for a Tencookie the chicken place lol

How cute! My son has a friend at nursery called Ischmael, but he will insist on calling him email, another friend called Ryan he addresses as Brian.

My niece Millie used to call her scooter a sea rat!?!?!

No idea where that came from! :hihi:

Aaaaawww Bless how Cute xxx

I can't really think of anything else she's said that was quite that cute, but she does say that things are "a bit similar" when she doen't like the taste of them.

My little boys calls dvd's - ddd's

I miss my kids mispronounciations also:

My favourites were:

Bagaline = Trampoline
Tumtimes = Sometimes
Blissers = Slippers

My son used to call talcum powder - tancul powder.

Ooo just remembered another one that they still use

Tending - pretending!

Bless!

Small boy standing at a busy traffic junction, wearing a belt with two holsters and a couple of guns. Traffic lights just turned red as I stop, and look towards him. Small boy takes out both guns and it true cowboy style fires off his two shots at me (making the appropriate gunfire sound-effect). I drop my passenger side window, pick up one walking stick level it, make a similar gun-fire noise and fire! Small boy purposely falls down dead! Traffic lights change to green, I move off and wave to him. He waves back — from the dead position! Great fun!

My daughter is 2 and she was asking about Christmas. I have bought her a reusable nativity advent calendar where all the figures come off and you can do a finger puppet show with them.

Anyway, she thinks it's great and I explained, in brief, the nativity. She got all excited and put the finger puppets on her fingers and played for ages.

Then she came running into the kitchen saying "mummy, mummy, baby cheeses keeps falling off my finger".

I don't think I've laughed so much for ages and she still insists on calling Jesus baby cheeses, Mary "baby cheeseses Mummy" and Joseph "baby chesseses daddy".

Sorry, but I just had to post this...
We ALWAYS replace the crib with 2 babybells in our Nativity Model.

When folk ask - AND THEY DO...

We say "It's the little baby cheeses!!!" :mrgreen:

Bless Clairy - my magic moment with our first kid (15 years ago) was the first time he strung two words together. He sat next to the door and pushed a ball through the cat flap and turned round to me and our lass with a big grin on his face and said "ball hidey".

awwwww bless

that's blasphemous!

I AM being have!!!

My brother had this uncanny knack of being technically correct with words - even when he was 2 :suspect:

He also had an 'underbrella' :hihi:

my daughter has just been watching barnaby bear recently and now every time i do something she wants me to, i used to just get "good girl", well, i now get "ooorrrtastic" (fantastic).

my little sister used to come out with some funny things i can remeber
vigenar
aminals
mazagine
underdrella

Scoop junior has just infoemed me "If I don't drink blackcurrent I will DIE!"

my 3 year old and his daddy are making jam tits:hihi:

my younger brother couldnt say jill (my name) ... so he called me gog for years, i liked to think he was trying to say god, ... other people thought he was trying to say dog :suspect:

my daughter calls crystal peaks ... kingston pinks

Draggleshanks can only say mummy and dada at the moment (15 months) but a couple of weeks ago he looked at Fergus (our dog) and said "diggy diggy." :hihi:

awww arnt kids just absolutly brilliant , i love listning to folks on about things there kids used to say.
my youngest used to call a cup of tea a tuppa beebee, the first time he ever saw one of them huge kababs he said awwww a doddy. hes 10 now he had to go to the dentist last week for a tooth out, she asked if all the others fine and not hurting he told her that they all were ok but at the bottom he had got a sweet tooth :hihi: i had to giggle , he ment it was abit sensative

ooo and how can i forget, when he was in the infants he had a teacher called mrs bollington but he called her mrs boll*xson :D

The first funny thing she said was when she was just under 15 months. i asked her to do something and she said "not at the moment mummy, I'm absolutely far too busy!"... i feel perhaps i am already redundant.

The first funny thing she said was when she was just under 15 months. i asked her to do something and she said "not at the moment mummy, I'm absolutely far too busy!"... i feel perhaps i am already redundant.

just under 15 months!?!? are u sure? she put together a 10 word sentence at 14 months!!!!!!!!

Yes. she had about 100 words by 9 months and over 800 by 15 months. she was assesed by the national society for bright and gifted children at this time. she is 3 in january and has been reassessed. she has finished all her phonics and is now learning French. she is just really good at languages.

my mate girl was a real embarassment in town and it took me and my mate ages to figure out wat she was saying! she was about 3/4 at the time and just used to stand in the middle of fargate and shout BABYSHURPPPPPPP we didnt know why untill one day we were stood waiting for a friend outside gt news on high street and there she was shouting BABYSHURPPPPPPPPPPPP a bloke came upto me and said if she want a job she only has to ask laughing i agreed not knowing wat the hell he was talking about told my friend about this bloke she said who? it was then we noticed he was a seller of the big issue,,, thats wat she had been shouting it wasnt babyshurp it was big isssuuuuuuuuue!!

my little girl calls the cats not by their names but she calls them both "scratch ya!"

mini sav sits on my dogs back shouting horsey horsey! bless him he just lets her.

she has said some corkers but i cannot think off top of my head what she said!

Yes. she had about 100 words by 9 months and over 800 by 15 months. she was assesed by the national society for bright and gifted children at this time. she is 3 in january and has been reassessed. she has finished all her phonics and is now learning French. she is just really good at languages.

well, ok. i can believe that at 3 she is doing that, my daughter knows some french and spanish and obviously english :D , not quite there with the phonics but shes not 3 til august. just that from the studies i did, babies at 9 months do not have the fine muscle control they would need to say 100 different words. but if you say so, well done babyclairy !

awww mini sav this morning, talking to herself on tha phone "as you do at that age" then says ok bye bye gorgeous! (or gorgus as she says it!)

aww bless, when my daughter is on the phone to herself she puts on an american accent:huh: and says "yeah, ok babe. see ya soon, byeee babe" no idea where she's got that from but it makes us laugh anyway!:hihi:

aww bless, when my daughter is on the phone to herself she puts on an american accent:huh: and says "yeah, ok babe. see ya soon, byeee babe" no idea where she's got that from but it makes us laugh anyway!:hihi:
she also talks to someone who is on the corner and has full conversations! I am sure she has an angel or something as things have happened which defys logic!

My son's 21 months and he can't say teletubbies, he just shouts 'titties' :hihi: can get quite embarassing when he sees something with a teletubby on when we're out and about, still makes me giggle though!!

He also does the gun thing and pretend to die if you 'shoot' him back lol!!

At the moment when we see a bus, he shouts 'booooooose' at the top of his voice, then waves 'bye bye, tata, see you soon!' We saw a van the other day and he proceeded to shout booooose so i said 'no darling its a van' he then said 'no, BOOOOOOOSE' i again repeated van, told him to say van so he put his two fingers together (as a gun) and went bang bang at me :hihi:

At the moment, his dads family who swear like troopers have managed to let him pick up 'oh god' so everythings 'oh gog' at the moment :rant: screaming round the supermarket the other day 'oh gog' wasn't a nice experience but people thought it was funny, i just told them i didn't find it funny and i would appreciate them not laughing! Sorry gone off on one there lol!! I'm teaching him to say 'oopsadaisy' at the moment and that comes out 'oopsdaisy' cuter when he says it but better than 'oh gog'

swearing seems to be picked up regardless of how careful you think you're being. last christmas she used to say sh**t every time she spilled something.

well, ok. i can believe that at 3 she is doing that, my daughter knows some french and spanish and obviously english :D , not quite there with the phonics but shes not 3 til august. just that from the studies i did, babies at 9 months do not have the fine muscle control they would need to say 100 different words. but if you say so, well done babyclairy !

I think it may have been because we started doing vowel noises with her at about 5 months. That may have built up her muscles, although I wasn't aware there were studies into it..(i'm not too good with getting hold of baby information though). Anyway, checked her record book and videos and she was actually 10 months, so was out a bit on that.

My son's 21 months and he can't say teletubbies, he just shouts 'titties' :hihi: can get quite embarassing when he sees something with a teletubby on when we're out and about, still makes me giggle though!
thats just reminded me! when my eldest was a baby he couldnt say clock it came out c*ck, in meadowhall having something to eat and he shouted at the top of his voice "oh mummy look a big c*ck!!"

oh yeah love,,,,, nearly died in my dinner

My 2 year old daughter's been learning Christmas songs at nursery. Her favourite is 'When Santa got stuck up the Chimney'. She's developed a habit of singing it now with her own words. One day on the bus, at the top of her voice, she starts singing "When Santa got stuck up the lady"!!!!!:D
The whold bus was in stitches! Can't take 'em anywhere!

:hihi: this thread has just brightened up what was turning into a very long and boring night... littlestarshine, i just spat tea all over my keyboard reading your post!!

I remember my sister could never say 'chuck' as in chuck the ball, we could never understand why our parents went so red when out in public when she shouted chuck the ball but replaced the ch with an f, i'd die now if my daughter said that, unfortunately we also have c*ck instead of clock, although she doesn't tend to say it in public at the moment

My little boys calls dvd's - ddd's


My little girls do too

We call them ddd's now LOL :hihi:

my little girl loves the little mermaid and when we have to play it i have to be the fuman she really means the human:hihi: :hihi:

my 3yr old often asks to vist his uncle candy (andy) and showed me a picture of a wineosres(rhinoceros) today. my friends kid also used to say <removed> instead of clock, and <removed> instead of foot:hihi:

just a few :)

- Went to Barnsley, somebody said "hello <removed>", now everything and everyone is "<removed>" including the Rabbit :|

-Spmannish (Fish Slice)

- Leaky walkers (walky talky's)

- When we take a photo they shout "Car keys"

- getting down off the sofa the youngest shouts "<removed> hell this is hard work" :gag:

- jelly tin (Tuna mayo)

The things they come out with!!!

thats just reminded me! when my eldest was a baby he couldnt say clock it came out <removed>, in meadowhall having something to eat and he shouted at the top of his voice "oh mummy look a big <removed>!!"

oh yeah love,,,,, nearly died in my dinner

Yeh my daughter does that if she sees a clock in town it comes out as <removed> lol, tryin to get to say a big watch instead but its not happening lol

My niece used to call Mablethorpe....Maglefork!

thats just reminded me! when my eldest was a baby he couldnt say clock it came out c*ck, in meadowhall having something to eat and he shouted at the top of his voice "oh mummy look a big c*ck!!"

oh yeah love,,,,, nearly died in my dinner

What is it about kids and grandkids that a single swearword from a 2 year old can be heard over the conversation of 75 adults in a restaurant?

My brother couldn't say flag when he was younger, it came out as..well..im sure you can guess!

Oh my all time favourite was when he couldn't say Elephant and it would come out "Effalunt". Bless. We tried to make sure he never found out the correct pronunciation but sadly he did.

We ALWAYS replace the crib with 2 babybells in our Nativity Model.

When folk ask - AND THEY DO...

We say "It's the little baby cheeses!!!" :mrgreen:

You WILL NEVER BE BASIL! Give up now! :hihi:

A little girl in my family passed this comment. My Mum has got three children and we have all got different Dads.
She has never got married so she must be a lesbian!!!!!

For Beths second christmas she got a fimbles scooter.
When she unwrapped it she ran around the room with exctement screaming "bimbles gooker" soooo funny.

My daughter is only 18 months and we've not really had any comedy gold moments like that yet.
But when I was younger my mum asked me where it was that they burried dead people and my reply was "The celery" He he he!
Another one, we were doing the nativity play at school and I think I was about 5 or 6. My mum asked me what gifts the three kings brought baby Jesus (I was one of the kings you see) and my reply was "Gold, Myrrh and Frankinspencer!"
One of the shows I used to watch with my Mum and Dad was "Some Mothers Do Ave Em" and I'd got confused with Frank Spencer! He he he!
Kids eh!

My little one says Urk for work when we ask where her granddad goes every day. Ermm... can't think of any more atm my mind seems to have gone blank :confused:.

Charlie came out with '<removed>' the other day :|

I was talking to my mum and she peed me off for one reason or another and <removed>' :| Quite funny actually but realised I shouldnt have giggled because he wont stop it now!

Gina Ruby says '<removed>' too :hihi:. And "oh pooh" but the naughtier word for it Lol

Why do kids do that? they could listen to you speak for a solid 5 minute - how many thousands of words would that be? and they'll pick up on the one and only swear word that you used - and insist on repeating it back over and over again like some kind of demented parrot

pinklady I have no bloody idea.

I can repeat, Shop over and over and he wont repeat it for me, say anything along the swearing lines and waaaay he can talk again :|

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my eldest has just learn't the word 'boring' and he insists on telling everyone now that mummy's boring! then laughing his head off.

For ages, he used to call a light a di-yer. At night he'd be screaming "di-yer on di-yer on....." i dred to think what the neighbours thought! lol

he has now decided to refer to his willy as a plonker. god knows why?

Hahahaha. If only most men would refer to it as that Jen, sum most of them up in one word ;)

Charlie learnt to say why today. :| Latest convo before bed went something like..

Me: Charlie, come on. Lets get ready for bed.
Charlie: Why
Me: Because its night night time and we're going to watch a little bit of Thomas in bed
Charlie: Why
Me: Because you like Thomas
Charlie: Why
Me: SHUT UP NOW AND COME WITH ME! :rant:

He's stopped saying yes though! :confused:

Haha Gina that's funny haha bless the little cutie haha. Ruby says yep or nope atm. I asked if she was going to share some coco pops with me. The answer? A very resounding NOPE :hihi:. I considered myself told after that :hihi:.

My little boy says dick dicks, instead of biscuits. Me and the OH have got into the habit of saying it ourselves now.

my toddler has just today been running out screaming 'bloody hell, bloody hell' - cant think where he's picked that up from..... oops!

my little princess says undergrella for umberella.. shouts at us sayin "how many times do i have to tell you... 1.. 2.. 3..." thinkk its one of the well used phrases in our house, and when we was in car with my sister other day she turned around to her and said "so then auntie jo jo have you been working much?" so cuuutee

My parents' favourite story about me is when i was about 2, i was irritated with my dad for making me go to bed early, and i stood at the top of my stairs, hands on hips and screamed 'you can't make me, i'm not an aminal, i'm a hoolium bean' and stormed off to my room. :D

i could never say spaghetti when i was a toddler i always called it upsy gepsy, and flaviers for flowers. my daughter could never say coat hanger up until the age of 12, she called them toe crangers.

Wanted share these recent little gems from my little one:

when I asked him "how old are you?" his response was (quite indignantly): "Mummy I'm not a number!"

Doing some baking I said: "right, now i'll break the egg shells and drop the eggs in a bowl and you can whisk them" He looked very pleased with himself and said "Shells, they come from the seaside and then they go to chickens and turn into eggs!"

My fifteen month old likes to say 'titty' instead of kitty. Its nothing major, but it makes me giggle :)

Wanted share these recent little gems from my little one [/B]
LittleBonny has a good word for umbrella too doesn't he... but I can't for the life of me think what it is right now!

hi all, my daughter says c*ck for clock, hump for trump lol,:hihi: for umbrella its broyee, drink is nink, she says loads more but my mind has gone blank lol, will post more when i think of them.

awww bless

my little girl has a cousin called bradley and she used to call him broccoli, which i found so funny.....

and her aunty manda was aunty munda....

and last of all my son who is four is in nursery, on the way home about 2 months ago he found a stick, and kept shouting mummy ive got a big d**k. i didnt half get some funny looks lol

My little boys calls dvd's - ddd's


awwwww that just made me smile, so does my little lad

mummy i was a ddd on:D

thats just reminded me! when my eldest was a baby he couldnt say clock it came out c*ck, in meadowhall having something to eat and he shouted at the top of his voice "oh mummy look a big c*ck!!"

oh yeah love,,,,, nearly died in my dinner


oh gosh ive had a right chuckle at that one bless:D

My little boys calls dvd's - ddd's

add on an extra d for my two! dddd's!

Spanner - Fradder
Nursery - Ursery
Granddad - Frandad
Screwdriver - Frew Friver

and last of all my son who is four is in nursery, on the way home about 2 months ago he found a stick, and kept shouting mummy ive got a big d**k. i didnt half get some funny looks lol

This made me laugh!!! :D they're priceless aren't they?!

Zebra - I can't think what he says for umbrella, i'll ask him in the morning!

I think its really funny how kids seem to pick up the words they shouldn't the other day my partner called me a fat cow messing about after pinchin 1 of his choclates my 2 year old now says come here now fat cow when he wants me :| oh dear he also calls me big bob when he is angry think it could be is word for ba**ard lol..

the other day i shown in the video clip on youtube of charlie bit me ... is little brother is called charlie so now he tells me everyday that charlie bit me and that really hurt .
Also when you go to change is nappy now he tells you to get off is tail:| how embarrasing

This made me laugh!!! :D they're priceless aren't they?!

Zebra - I can't think what he says for umbrella, i'll ask him in the morning!

hah yeah bless them, it was very embarrassing though:o