I have a few little puddles on my patio and the water is red with what looks like red sand.
I have heard of sand being carried from the Sahara dessert with the wind and dropped in this country.
Would it be this or something else.:confused:

Someone maybe dropped some strawberry sherbet on your patio

A more grim theory could be a flock of starlings had a syncronised period over your house.

Well they all poo at once, so why not?:confused:

Haven't got anyone buried under the Patio by any chance? If so were they wearing red when they were buried?

:D Maybe the Red Sauce drains are leaking