These are people who I switch off ,when they are on my t.v.

1.Katherine Tate (sorry fans on SF) Dont find her funny.

2.Jonathan Ross (hes just not funny)

3.Peter Kaye(used to be funny but isnt now)

4.Bruce Forsythe(hes never been funny)

Who is that chap with the annoying voice who now presents "The price is right?" I always switch off when hes on

Who is that chap with the annoying voice who now presents "The price is right?" I always switch off when hes on
Its Joe Pascale.He won one of the "Im a Celebrity Get me out of here" shows.He does have an annoying voice, and hes not my type of comedian(I like the one liners) but he was completely different when he won the jungle programme.

People who make me turn off the telly:

- Everyone except Ray Mears

People who make me turn off the telly:

- Everyone except Ray Mears


Yes, I agree. Hes great.! I even watch his repeats. :thumbsup:

Sonia from EastEnders.

Her face makes me want to be sick.

Lenny Henry
Ben Elton
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
Alan Benett
Peter Kay

These are people who I switch off ,when they are on my t.v.

1.Katherine Tate (sorry fans on SF) Dont find her funny.

2.Jonathan Ross (hes just not funny)

3.Peter Kaye(used to be funny but isnt now)

4.Bruce Forsythe(hes never been funny)

1. Catherine Tate about as funny as a boil on the bum

2. Jonathon Ross only slightly funnnier than his brother Paul

3. Peter Kaye not bad on stand up but tv shows are dreary

4. Brucie makes Terry Wogan's wig look natural

i have to add my own "comedian" to this list Ricky Gervais mildly funny on stage but his shows are unfunny pap

Shane Ritchie
Jeremy Clarkson

i dont watch any shows based around an individual except "weakest link" and Ray Mears.
won't watch GMTV 'cos of the useless tennis player and Fie Ona, hate BBC news with that Kaplinski woman.

jamie oliver
germaine greer
jamie oliver
anyone in 'where the heart is'
caroline quentin

Carol 'I'm rayt intelligent me' Vorderman;

And that other hag that appears all the time on live shows and things - she was in a shampoo ad. Ah, that's it, Davina McCall. Vomit on stage or what?

That ugly thing that won some competition or whatever: 'Jade' I think it's called. What does it do? What is it there for? Anybody know?

Carol 'I'm rayt intelligent me' Vorderman;

And that other hag that appears all the time on live shows and things - she was in a shampoo ad. Ah, that's it, Davina McCall. Vomit on stage or what?

That ugly thing that won some competition or whatever: 'Jade' I think it's called. What does it do? What is it there for? Anybody know?
jade needs a bullet in her fat face grrrr:rant:

People who make me turn off the telly:

- Everyone except Ray Mears

I like Ray Mears, but the last couple of programs I've seen have been realy boring.

I dont watch much TV i only watch Stargate, Torchwood, Doctor Who, and Supernatural, i dont watch anything to do with soaps and i dont watch anything like i'm a celebrity get me out of here. I liked to watch documentaries but i just flick through the channels and stop on the ones i like the look of.

I CANNOT watch Princess Nicky, that just drives me up the wall.

From Fallen

Only person that makes me reach for the zapper because of who they are, rather than what they are in, is Johnny Vaughan. He makes me feel bilious.

These are people who I switch off ,when they are on my t.v.

1.Katherine Tate (sorry fans on SF) Dont find her funny.


In virgin megastore last week, just as a very helpful employee of the store helped me locate a product in the comedy section, he then went on to ask me if there is anything else I needed assistance with to which I replied "Yes, you seem to have made a big mistake" as I then went on to point out that he had put the Catherine Tate show in the comedy section.

Lenny Henry
Anthony Worrall Thompson
Gary Rhodes (god he makes me shudder!)
Anthea Turner
Johnathon Ross
and many more, Catherine Tate is a talented character actress, but the comedy show is not to my liking, Love Shaun Locke!!

Les Dennis
Bruce Forsyth
Paul O'Grady
Denise Van Outen
Lisa Snowden
Chris Tarrant
Derek Acorah - what a twit! Does anyone believe his nonsense?!

People who make me turn off the telly:

- Everyone except Ray Mears

How does he always find "a handy piece of willow" to make a fire/his tea/a radio/a tractor/an amphibious landing craft wherever he goes? He could be in the middle of the Kalahari, and there'll be "a handy piece of willow".

And it's always willow.

I do like watching his programmes though.

How does he always find "a handy piece of willow" to make a fire/his tea/a radio/a tractor/an amphibious landing craft wherever he goes? He could be in the middle of the Kalahari, and there'll be "a handy piece of willow".

And it's always willow.

I do like watching his programmes though.

I'd like to see how he does without his knife, I mean what are the odds of us finding ourselves in the wilderness with just a bloody huge knife, more likely we will have a pac-a-mac, an umbrella, a mars bar and a comb.

In virgin megastore last week, just as a very helpful employee of the store helped me locate a product in the comedy section, he then went on to ask me if there is anything else I needed assistance with to which I replied "Yes, you seem to have made a big mistake" as I then went on to point out that he had put the Catherine Tate show in the comedy section.

LOL, literally! Nice one! :thumbsup:

Catherine Tate involved in outbreak of laughter - shock, horror! :D

StarSparkle

Personally, I have to switch off/over when either historian David Starkey or art critic Brian Sewell come on tv - I literally cannot stand either of these rude, arrogant t****** - I can feel my blood pressure rising just by looking at one of them.

StarSparkle

Anything with easter island beach dweller and harbourer of desperate dans jawbone Sharon Osbourne in it. Every time I see her horrific chiselled botoxed talentless boat race I almost have an embolism.

Personally, I have to switch off/over when either historian David Starkey or art critic Brian Sewell come on tv

I actually quite like Brian Sewell, I find his plummy voice amusing.

He came across well on University Challenge, and is the only person I've heard who came out of a Victor Lewis-Smith windup call with dignity.

He dislikes most modern art and so again can't be all that bad. He was born locally too.


David Starky however is vile.

I actually quite like Brian Sewell, I find his plummy voice amusing.

He came across well on University Challenge, and is the only person I've heard who came out of a Victor Lewis-Smith windup call with dignity.

He dislikes most modern art and so again can't be all that bad. He was born locally too.


David Starky however is vile.

Noooo, you can't like Brian Sewell! :gag: OMG - the man's voice is excruciatingly painful to listen to, like fingernails tearing down a blackboard - and he actually makes me shudder he's so creepy :gag:

And the way he takes patronising people into a different league from anyone else... :gag:

Good that we agree on David Starkey though :thumbsup:

StarSparkle

These are people who I switch off ,when they are on my t.v.

1.Katherine Tate (sorry fans on SF) Dont find her funny.

2.Jonathan Ross (hes just not funny)

3.Peter Kaye(used to be funny but isnt now)

4.Bruce Forsythe(hes never been funny)

Spookily the above matches my pet hates too. Also add the git from the Office and the list is complete

I also have an epic dislike for camp ghost liar Derek Acorah.

James Van Praaaaaaagh works the oracle for me.

That ugly thing that won some competition or whatever: 'Jade' I think it's called. What does it do? What is it there for? Anybody know?

Have to agree with you there. The latest thing Jades P.A. What????? I am ashamed to say while flicking the the channels the other night we came across this. I think I was drawn to watch as I really couldn't believe what I was seeing. What had at first appeared to be radically thinking human beings were being 'interviewed' by Jade and her friends with a view to getting a job as her P.A. What on earth for? They are then evicted xfactor style and actually look upset that they have been. Jade was obviously told what to say to them as the things she said couldn't have been thought up by her brain. One of the things which really annoyed me was when she kept saying aggressith instead of aggressive. The girl(?) can't even speak properly and they are throwing money at her like it's going out of fashion!

Get of off our screens - she certainly won't be on mine any more. I won't encourage the TV morons to line her pockets.

Michael "I can't swim, honest" Barrymore. I find everything about him annoying. He is one of lifes few people who you would never grow tired of punching. I can't even wait to see what he has to say, i just have to get him off the tv.