Yep - leaked news - Mester Beckham to be knighted in New Years Honours list


Lady Victoria :hihi:

Yep - leaked news - Mester Beckham to be knighted in New Years Honours list




What did he get it for Don - "Services to Posh Spice"??

Sir Victoria and Lady David.....................and their ickle chabs, Anorexia and Owengoal...............

Yep - leaked news - Mester Beckham to be knighted in New Years Honours list

Awww good for him!

Sir Victoria and Lady David.....................and their ickle chabs, Anorexia and Owengoal...............

ROFL!

chabs, Anorexia and Owengoal...............

Surely a typo (b, instead of v):hihi:

Aw, I really like David and Victoria Beckham, they do lots for charity and I love her fashion sense!

Yep - leaked news - Mester Beckham to be knighted in New Years Honours list


Lady Victoria :hihi:

What for??

Come on. Where's the love. He pulled a spice girl and captained England. What more do you want from him?

EDIT: And he's got his own cologne.

Come on. Where's the love. He pulled a spice girl and captained England. What more do you want from him?

EDIT: And he's got his own cologne.

Indeed - you have to saute him just for that - whatever your personal opinion of him is.

Most boys would love to do either !!!

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=712743

:shakes:

That is just so, so depressing.

It's also probably an indication that both of their careers are ended. It's a bit like getting the 'Lifetime Achievement' Oscar.

That is just so, so depressing.

It's also probably an indication that both of their careers are ended. It's a bit like getting the 'Lifetime Achievement' Oscar.

Victoria's career is long ended. Dave has made a brand for himself, what with his fashion sense and his football school. I wouldn't be surprised to see him have success out of football.

I believe that David Beckham, in terms of erudition. must rank up there with Khalil Gibran.
His explanation of his goal against Greece, '' I just hit the ball and there it was, in the back of the net '' outguns The Prophet by some margin.

I believe that David Beckham, in terms of erudition. must rank up there with Khalil Gibran.
His explanation of his goal against Greece, '' I just hit the ball and there it was, in the back of the net '' outguns The Prophet by some margin.

A loose Beckham Haiku....

I hit the ball,
Whack,
Net back.

I believe that David Beckham, in terms of erudition. must rank up there with Khalil Gibran.
His explanation of his goal against Greece, '' I just hit the ball and there it was, in the back of the net '' outguns The Prophet by some margin.

He's not a good talker. But you know, why do people ask players to explain a goal? It's there for all to see.

It is another example of the subtle way the powers that be are making the honours system worthless, and a laughing stock, Tom Jones, David Beckham, Rolf Harris etc. The list goes on. They have done plenty for themselves, but nothing for the country.
They are handing these out like toffee apples at a fair, why not just change everyones title from 'Mr, Mrs or Ms' to 'Lord and Lady' ?
It would save all the argy bargy about taking peoples titles off them and the Yanks would be well impressed when we went to the USA :D

That is just so, so depressing.

It's also probably an indication that both of their careers are ended. It's a bit like getting the 'Lifetime Achievement' Oscar.
Or being given Co-Admin status on SF??

Or being given Co-Admin status on SF??
:wave: It was nice knowing ya :)

Q. '' Speak to us of life David ''.

A. '' I'm going to open a new Boutique ''.

Is Lord C sending his Lordship back in disgust?

Well this is just plain stupid, who is he ? a overpaid footballer ???

I am sure there are more worthy people out there in the UK who deserves a knighthood, this makes a mockery of the whole system.

I've nowt particularly against Beckham but what's he done? Has he won us the World Cup or the European Championship .... Knighthoods should be the crowning glory of a long and distinguished career; Sir David Attenborough, Sir David Jason, Sir Terry Wogan. Ok, Sir Steve Redgrave and Sir Matthew Pinsent are still a bit young but have long, distinguished and well-rewarded careers.

Watching Posh pouting and posing all over the place when he was getting his OBE/MBE whatever it was, was bad enough.

Ermm what has he done to deserve this?

He played for Man Utd
He captained England and they never won anything or played particulary well.
He plays footy abroad now.
He has tattoos, likes getting his haircut and he likes shopping.

And that deserves a knighthood?


OOps forgot he was unfaithful to his wife but pretty much got away with it.

its about time they honoured the men & women who have worked hard all their lives & brought families up through hard times & still been there for other people not these self inflated toss pots.

If I attatched any kind of merit to being knighted, I'd be angry, but it's a joke. It's basically for celebrities who have done something. He has done a good job of promoting England I think. Look at all them japanese kids who buy England shirts and support England over Japan. Hilarious.

mind you id want a knighthood having to put up with that clothes horse he,s married to, cause she does love her self ,i wonder if she cries her own name out at the height of heated passion.

Is Lord C sending his Lordship back in disgust?
Lord Charles deserves his honour. I would want more than that for spending 30 years with Ray Alan's hand up my jacksy.

Lord Charles deserves his honour. I would want more than that for spending 30 years with Ray Alan's hand up my jacksy.

I was referring to the Forum's own Lord C, who as far as I know, is nothing to do with Ray Alan.

Well this is just plain stupid, who is he ? a overpaid footballer ???

I am sure there are more worthy people out there in the UK who deserves a knighthood, this makes a mockery of the whole system.

Yeah, he's overrated and the only reason he's famous is cos he's shagging the Posh one out of the Spice Girls...

Mods, I apologise if using the word shagging isn't "family friendly" enough for you.

you have to saute him just for that

No use cooking him, no one would eat him:hihi:

Aw, I really like David and Victoria Beckham, they do lots for charity and I love her fashion sense!

ahhh now i know the needs for a knighthood

arise dame trinny and suzannah

Another Beckham Haiku...
Someone say 'good morning'
I stuck for answer

I was never offered a knighthood after i did my tour in Vietnam - they promised when we got back, we'd be heroes, but all i got was a spit in the face!!

Sometimes i wondered why I ever risked my life in the jungle.

I'm seeing a recurring theme in your posts Mickey, did all that Agent Orange go to your head? :hihi:

He is probably been nighted for the ammount of affairs he has had while married,and as for victoria she is a utter dog.

I'd chose katie price and peter andre any day over these two.
We have a couple that live on our road that get called posh and becks no one really likes them they are same as celeb posh and becks in the sense they have there heads up there back ends.
Mind you i would need my head up my back end 24/7 if i was married to victoria.It would be great if someone shoved her head up her bum cos she is apparently too posh to push so id like to watch her get out of that one.

here is a few jokes to keep you all amused..

Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice

Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.
A: They both go in and out of Victoria

david beckham and victoria interview with ali g
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/ali-g-beckhams-p1.php

charlie

He is probably been nighted for the ammount of affairs he has had while married,and as for victoria she is a utter dog.

I'd chose katie price and peter andre any day over these two.
We have a couple that live on our road that get called posh and becks no one really likes them they are same as celeb posh and becks in the sense they have there heads up there back ends.
Mind you i would need my head up my back end 24/7 if i was married to victoria.It would be great if someone shoved her head up her bum cos she is apparently too posh to push so id like to watch her get out of that one.

here is a few jokes to keep you all amused..

Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice

Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.
A: They both go in and out of Victoria

david beckham and victoria interview with ali g
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/ali-g-beckhams-p1.php

charlie

No Bitterness or Jealousy as far as you is concerned then?

no just dislike the couple why would i be jealouse if i like other celebs i just think the horrid charlie

I think he's too young. The youngest knight I can find on Google is Sir Ellen McArthur and he's too young by far at 28.

Don't know much about this guy, first time i've seen his wife on the video link you put up, is she part coloured ?

Love football - liked Beckham in his hey day - but that is so wrong. He's won nothing for England, he did sell a few shirts in his time (and sarongs!) but a knighthood for David is madness.

Win a world cup - no problem - but this is out of order.

Don't know much about this guy, first time i've seen his wife on the video link you put up, is she part coloured ?Yes she is coloured part of the time.

Yes she is coloured part of the time.

Yes a sort of orangey barf colour

:hihi: I mean is she half black ? she looks it.

:hihi: I mean is she half black ? she looks it.
Her family name is that of your 2nd president, Adams.
Her weird complexion comes from a mixture of Cuprinol and sunbeds by the look of it.
In the Spice Girls she was very pasty looking. Nice legs though, before she lost 90% of her body weight. :hihi:

Out of all the other celebrities who have been knighted like Trevor McDonald, Elton John etc. I think Beckham is probably the most deserving person to get knighted.

The other thing is why do so many people hate and dislike Beckham so much?

What has he ever done to anyone that is so hurtful or malicious?

Er, not won a world cup is quite enough.

But seeing as you ask - Not being part of an England team that was fit to be called the golden generation, getting sent off v Argentina - being Svens best mate and, not being able to be dropped, affecting the way the England team should have moved on - not having the guts to tell Rio he was an idiot to miss his drugs test - being part of the fiasco when other England players talked of refusing to play to support Rio for missing his drugs test.

In his defence, the free kick against Greece was the best goal I've seen at first hand, but a knighthood - you're having a laugh.

Er, not won a world cup is quite enough.

But seeing as you ask - Not being part of an England team that was fit to be called the golden generation, getting sent off v Argentina - being Svens best mate and, not being able to be dropped, affecting the way the England team should have moved on - not having the guts to tell Rio he was an idiot to miss his drugs test - being part of the fiasco when other England players talked of refusing to play to support Rio for missing his drugs test.

In his defence, the free kick against Greece was the best goal I've seen at first hand, but a knighthood - you're having a laugh.

Yes your right, its All Beckhams fault that England didn't win the World Cup.:loopy:

What's the difference between an OBE, MBE, and a Knighthood ? :confused:

Okay, now I've just read the whole thread. You guys are cruel, evil, cheeky but very funny. :hihi:

Don't know much about this guy, first time i've seen his wife on the video link you put up, is she part coloured ?
This had me in stitches ! :hihi:

Oh, I do like you Poppins. :)
You come out with some classic lines. Her tan is indeed OTT.

Her family name is that of your 2nd president, Adams.
Her weird complexion comes from a mixture of Cuprinol and sunbeds by the look of it.
In the Spice Girls she was very pasty looking. Nice legs though, before she lost 90% of her body weight. :hihi:

To be brutally honest, apart from Emma, none of the Spice Girls were all that attractive IMO.

The Sporty one was a gobby chavette Scouser, the Scary one had mad hair and was from Leeds, the Ginger one was well, Ginger... And the Posh one's fugly and not sexy in any way, shape or form.

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Yeah, he's overrated and the only reason he's famous is cos he's shagging the Posh one out of the Spice Girls...

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Mrs B:gag: posh is an oxymoron.
As for s......g, a few others too I hear.
Sir D and Lady B a disgrace and insult to those that have deserved theirs

Mrs B:gag: posh is an oxymoron.
As for s......g, a few others too I hear.
Sir D and Lady B a disgrace and insult to those that have deserved theirs

Yeah, John "Basil Fawlty" Cleese was offered a CBE 10 years ago apparently but he turned it down :(

Shame, he's well deserving of one, Fawlty Yowers is a timeless classic IMO. I bought series 1 on DVD from HMV today.

Yes your right, its All Beckhams fault that England didn't win the World Cup.:loopy:

I didn't say it was just his fault - but he's won nothing for England - so I believe he doesn't deserve it, or he deserves it as much as Gary Neville/ David James/Paul (oops, was that the ball passing me on the way into the net) Robinson.

Win a world cup - no problem, with medals all round and the odious pictures with the Prime Minister, but not until then.

What's the difference between an OBE, MBE, and a Knighthood ? :confused:
The first two are awards the last one is a condom :D

:hihi: I mean is she half black ? she looks it.
Would that be the top half, or the bottom half? Couldn't resist!!

What's the difference between an OBE, MBE, and a Knighthood ? :confused:


Various different ranks of snobbery. (They used to mean something significant, but that time has LONG since passed.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_British_Empire


There are other Orders, as mentioned in this article, which can confer knighthood.

To be brutally honest, apart from Emma, none of the Spice Girls were all that attractive IMO.

The Sporty one was a gobby chavette Scouser, the Scary one had mad hair and was from Leeds, the Ginger one was well, Ginger... And the Posh one's fugly and not sexy in any way, shape or form.

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Yeah, but if the only other option was a swift Tom Hanks then......

:hihi: I mean is she half black ? she looks it.


Dont let Victoria see that,poppins, she will just die. :hihi: :hihi:

What's the difference between an OBE, MBE, and a Knighthood ? :confused:

An OBE stands for Other Buggers' Efforts.

The first two are awards the last one is a condom :D
>.<
>.<

lol...

Now that I know what is one. I don't think Beckham deserves it. Why is a footballer worthy of a knighthood ? Bizarre.

Okay, now I've just read the whole thread. You guys are cruel, evil, cheeky but very funny. :hihi:


This had me in stitches ! :hihi:

Oh, I do like you Poppins. :)
You come out with some classic lines. Her tan is indeed OTT.

No, didn't mean her tan guys, I just thought her nose looked a bit wide and flat .

A knighthood?! For what! He cant tackle, cant head, cant stay on his feet, most overrated footballer on the planet. But If you get a knighthood for hitting a dead-ball as sweet as he can.....fair play.

Oh right - Beckham, not Hasselhoff.

Oh right - Beckham, not Hasselhoff.

Ha, ha! :thumbsup:

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was referring to David Blunkett...

.... then I got even more surprised :D

StarSparkle :)

Don't know much about this guy, first time i've seen his wife on the video link you put up, is she part coloured ?
Aye l@@k here => Her Daddy (http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/B/htmlB/blackandwhim/blackandwhimIMAGE/black&whim.jpg)

Her Mammy (http://www.aboutfacesentertainers.com/images/face_painting/face_painters/turman_c/turman_c4_sm.jpg) :hihi:

I think he's too young. The youngest knight I can find on Google is Sir Ellen McArthur and he's too young by far at 28.

Outstanding :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: