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Saxon
18-08-2004, 09:41
Following on from the car theme, what about this?

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!

Perhaps we could use these names rather than our usual pen names, Geoff!!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

Signed

Boobie Bananasniffer

MuteWitness
18-08-2004, 09:46
Pinky Liverbreath :P

Wavey
18-08-2004, 09:48
Squeezit Bubblehead!!!!

beckb
18-08-2004, 09:48
Buttercup Liverbreath :)

We could be long lost cousins f_g!

evildrneil
18-08-2004, 09:53
chim-chim applelips

hmmmm - it has a ring to it!!!!

JoeP
18-08-2004, 10:02
Crusty Gizzardsniffer!

I could learn to live with this name.

This is very impressive stuff!

Joe

Nooka
18-08-2004, 10:03
Loopy Girdlebrain! :shocked:

ToryCynic
18-08-2004, 10:13
Crusty Chickenfanny!

Phanerothyme
18-08-2004, 11:08
Squeezit Chickentush

Emilychee
18-08-2004, 11:11
Chim-chim waffletush

sarah_d
18-08-2004, 11:14
Loopy Gizzardnose!

steelblade
18-08-2004, 11:15
Poopsie Applebutt :D

Bedhead
18-08-2004, 12:52
Snotty Girdlenose :o

this thread has inspired me to post for the first time in a month - i just had to share me new name!!

alchresearch
18-08-2004, 12:54
Gidget Applelips

alchresearch
18-08-2004, 12:55
Originally posted by Phanerothyme
Squeezit Chickentush

Is that a name or something Michelle from Big Brother told Stuart to do? :)

Draggletail
18-08-2004, 13:54
Buttercup Liverchunks - Why has everyone else got a funnier name than me:cry:

Agent Orange
18-08-2004, 14:01
Loopy chickenbiscuits

Draggletail
18-08-2004, 14:37
Originally posted by JoePritchard
Crusty Gizzardsniffer!

I could learn to live with this name.

This is very impressive stuff!

Joe
I am so jealous of this name!

Sidla
18-08-2004, 14:56
Pinky Appletush.

Pauly
18-08-2004, 14:58
Dorkey Girdletush

:lol:

hj dary
18-08-2004, 15:03
Snotty Applenose.

FairyNormal
18-08-2004, 15:47
Pinky AppleButt here folks!!!

Andy78
18-08-2004, 15:50
gidget cootiebrain

curious

mr craig
18-08-2004, 16:15
Poopsie Waffleface :o

Plain Talker
18-08-2004, 20:08
Buttercup Gerbiltush!

OMG! you can't be serious!

(shakes head)

Buttercup Gerbiltush!....?

Buttercup Gerbiltush!

dear god!

Buttercup Gerbiltush!!!!!!!!


I give up! I really do!


PT

saxon51
18-08-2004, 20:39
Hi, I'm Zippy Applebutt:thumbsup:

ncrossland
19-08-2004, 07:20
Buttercup Gizzardfanny

Titian
19-08-2004, 07:24
Rhino Buttercup Shorts


lol

I love that

Lickable
19-08-2004, 07:49
My name is Girdlechunks... Lumpy Girdlechunks...

Hmmmm... sounds a bit like how i would describe regurgatated pizza on the floor sunday morning.

LoopyLou
19-08-2004, 08:02
poopsie bubbletush

LOL:D

cheered me up this morning. Cheers!

Reidstar
19-08-2004, 09:46
Dinky Girdlenose!

mimicraze
19-08-2004, 13:05
zippy banana-brain lmfao

BrainThrust
19-08-2004, 19:13
Boobie Applefanny

*coughs*

Anyway.... :loopy:

Wilf

Angel05
21-08-2004, 17:58
Hmmm....

'Poopsie Applenose'

Not sure i would agree it suits me... but hey... applenose is kinda cute! lol

Rich
21-08-2004, 18:18
Bananaphone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php)

ROFLMAO! Top class! And if you have a smartphone (one that takes MP3s as ringtones) you can download the bananaphone song and have it as your ringtone! :lol:

Mosherchik
23-08-2004, 13:30
Boobie Cootietush :D

Well I aint particularly boobie but I have been told I have a cute tush :wink:

Its all true..........

Kewpies
25-08-2004, 14:19
Lumpy Applenose

No I don't like mine, I want to swap!!!

Geoff
25-08-2004, 14:27
Is it Friday afternoon? :P

Regards,

Goober Bubbletush

(PS. Wonder how many people didn't understand the instructions correctly ;) )

carolynqk
25-05-2012, 11:04
Following on from the car theme, what about this?

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!

Perhaps we could use these names rather than our usual pen names, Geoff!!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

Signed

Boobie Bananasniffer
youre right adults dont laugh nearly enough regards loopy girdle chunks

MonkeyLover
30-05-2012, 19:11
zippy applepants

curriechick
30-05-2012, 19:15
Hello Zippy Applepants I'm Zippy Chickenbuns nice to meet you...:)

MonkeyLover
30-05-2012, 19:28
Hello Zippy Applepants I'm Zippy Chickenbuns nice to meet you...:)

Nice to meet you too! :love:

denlin
30-05-2012, 19:29
Zippy Waffletushie:hihi::hihi::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Sparkler61
30-05-2012, 19:54
My son had great fun with this when he read the books a couple of years ago.

Goober Liverbuns and Loopy Liverbuns:D

Joto
30-05-2012, 19:58
Dinky Bubblebuns :hihi:

Scozzie
30-05-2012, 20:00
Fluffy Bubble-Lips

denlin
30-05-2012, 20:07
Dinky Bubblebuns :hihi:

:hihi::hihi::hihi: Hi Cuz :wave: me and Den both have same one:rolleyes:

Kidorry
30-05-2012, 20:29
Loopy Girdlebiscuits.I like it.Describe me perfectly.

lemon&lime
30-05-2012, 20:50
zippy wafflebuns here

curriechick
31-05-2012, 08:05
:hihi::hihi::hihi: Hi Cuz :wave: me and Den both have same one:rolleyes:

I want Joto's name Dinky Bubblebuns sounds much better than mine.....:hihi:

MrC is Buttercup Chickenbuns

rossyrooney
31-05-2012, 09:22
Snotty Applepants

curriechick
31-05-2012, 09:53
Snotty Applepants


That sort of suits you...........:hihi:

L00b
31-05-2012, 10:12
Crusty Bananabuns...


...that's just so wrong :mad:


:D:D:D

curriechick
31-05-2012, 10:28
Crusty Bananabuns...


...that's just so wrong :mad:


:D:D:D

On so many levels............:hihi::hihi:

Enjoy your day Crusty..