Following on from the car theme, what about this?

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!

Perhaps we could use these names rather than our usual pen names, Geoff!!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

Signed

Boobie Bananasniffer

Pinky Liverbreath :P

Squeezit Bubblehead!!!!

Buttercup Liverbreath :)

We could be long lost cousins f_g!

chim-chim applelips

hmmmm - it has a ring to it!!!!

Crusty Gizzardsniffer!

I could learn to live with this name.

This is very impressive stuff!

Joe

Loopy Girdlebrain! :shocked:

Crusty Chickenfanny!

Squeezit Chickentush

Chim-chim waffletush

Loopy Gizzardnose!

Poopsie Applebutt :D

Snotty Girdlenose :o

this thread has inspired me to post for the first time in a month - i just had to share me new name!!

Gidget Applelips

Originally posted by Phanerothyme
Squeezit Chickentush

Is that a name or something Michelle from Big Brother told Stuart to do? :)

Buttercup Liverchunks - Why has everyone else got a funnier name than me:cry:

Loopy chickenbiscuits

Originally posted by JoePritchard
Crusty Gizzardsniffer!

I could learn to live with this name.

This is very impressive stuff!

Joe
I am so jealous of this name!

Pinky Appletush.

Dorkey Girdletush

:lol:

Snotty Applenose.

Pinky AppleButt here folks!!!

gidget cootiebrain

curious

Poopsie Waffleface :o

Buttercup Gerbiltush!

OMG! you can't be serious!

(shakes head)

Buttercup Gerbiltush!....?

Buttercup Gerbiltush!

dear god!

Buttercup Gerbiltush!!!!!!!!


I give up! I really do!


PT

Hi, I'm Zippy Applebutt:thumbsup:

Buttercup Gizzardfanny

Rhino Buttercup Shorts


lol

I love that

My name is Girdlechunks... Lumpy Girdlechunks...

Hmmmm... sounds a bit like how i would describe regurgatated pizza on the floor sunday morning.

poopsie bubbletush

LOL:D

cheered me up this morning. Cheers!

Dinky Girdlenose!

zippy banana-brain lmfao

Boobie Applefanny

*coughs*

Anyway.... :loopy:

Wilf

Hmmm....

'Poopsie Applenose'

Not sure i would agree it suits me... but hey... applenose is kinda cute! lol

Bananaphone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php)

ROFLMAO! Top class! And if you have a smartphone (one that takes MP3s as ringtones) you can download the bananaphone song and have it as your ringtone! :lol:

Boobie Cootietush :D

Well I aint particularly boobie but I have been told I have a cute tush :wink:

Its all true..........

Lumpy Applenose

No I don't like mine, I want to swap!!!

Is it Friday afternoon? :P

Regards,

Goober Bubbletush

(PS. Wonder how many people didn't understand the instructions correctly ;) )

Following on from the car theme, what about this?

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!

Perhaps we could use these names rather than our usual pen names, Geoff!!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

Signed

Boobie Bananasniffer
youre right adults dont laugh nearly enough regards loopy girdle chunks