Acura NSX- I am impotent.
Alfa Romeo - I’m looking for Beta Juliet.
Aston Martin DB7 - I have sweaty feet, but still women like to suck my toes, I wonder why?
Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Audi TT - I love golf, but I love my car (with no space) more.
Audi A4 - Airhead who wants to be a banker, but is already a merchant . . .
Audi A6 - I like/have to shave my hairy arse.
BMW 3 series - I’m a successful sole trader & I can’t drive.
BMW 5 series - I have a successful limited company & I can’t drive.
BMW 7 series - I get other people to do my work, I’m far too important, but I still can’t drive.
BMW Z3 - I eat bananas with Marmite spread on them & passed 3 GCSE’s.
BMW Z4 - I run a trendy wine bar & have drunk most of the profits.
BMW Z8 - See Nissan 350Z
Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states of America.
Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Chrysler PT Cruiser - I dig graves & carry coffins.
Citroen AX - I chew on Barley straw & enjoy stamp collecting.
Citroen C3 - I want to escape to the jungle where life is free.
Citroen C5 - I have dreamed of conquering Mount Everest, but then thought it best to get a real job.
Citroen Picasso - From Essex, also see Renault Scenic.
Citroen Saxo - see Ford Fiesta.
Daewoo Matiz - I eat pizza for lunch & smoke 50 a day.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach special needs children and I voted for Tony Blair.
Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ferrari 360M - I need a counselling session with Jerry Springer.
Ferrari 575 Maranello - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Fiat Uno - I’m a student waster.
Fiat Brava - Daddy buys my cars, one day he’ll buy me an MR2.
Fiat Bravo - I drive my low budget company car.
Fiat Espace - I live on a council estate; also see Renault scenic.
Fiat Multipla - I have no taste; also see Renault scenic.
Fiat Punto - I have product overload on my hair & consider Pizza Hut an Italian restaurant.
Ford Anglia - I buy all my clothes and consumables from my local pound shop.
Ford Cougar - I secretly steal street signs, I have them arranged in my back garden & at night it looks like aliens have landed.
Ford Escort - I’m a wannbe boy-racer, but in secret I buy pot plants for my mummy & take my Grandma shopping every week.
Ford Fiesta - Hairdresser, no sense of direction.
Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Focus - I’m a boy-racer disguised as a sensible office worker at the weekends I'm a curry monster!!
Ford KA - I’m a student & can’t afford a Fiesta.
Ford Maverick - I’m cute, gay & immature and I love peanut butter.
Ford Mondeo - I’m a family person posing as a business manager.
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Orion - I like to cut shapes into potatoes and give them to the homeless.
Ford Sierra - I still think LA Gear trainers are “cool” & prefer it when my mum ties my shoelaces.
Ford SportKA - I’m a geezer-bird/Silly little boy who doesn’t know what real rally car looks like.
Ford StreetKA - Half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Ford Puma - I want a sports car, but won’t pay the money for it.
Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the autumn.
Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the autumn.
Honda Accord - I pick my nose & flick the boogers at small children.
Honda del Sol- See Ford StreetKA
Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Honda CR-V - I’m a friend to the animals & I talk with my mouth full.
Honda Jazz - I’m a train-spotter who’s been arrested several times for stalking the trains.
Honda NSX - I’m stuck in the 80’s & never eat my greens.
Hyundai Coupe - I still have acne, but honest it’s just the teenager in me trying to get out.
Infiniti Q45- My job requires me to ensure every Jammy Dodger has no smaller than a 2cm Jam diameter.
Isuzu Impulse- I don’t give a rip about Max Power or their reports.
Isuzu Trooper - I fancy Dale Winton.
Jaguar XJ6 - I’m so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jaguar XK8 - I’m immature and have more money than brain cells.
Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Kia Sportage - I consider Car Boot Sale purchases Antiques of the future.
Lada Favourite - I’m a member of the Taliban seeking asylum in Great Britain.
LandRover Discovery - I’m a rich mum, who can’t drive.
Lexus LS400- I’m psychic, I knew they’d be as good as a Merc one day.
Lotus Elise - I dance like an ape & I love watching porn.
Lotas Elan - I go on 18-30’s holiday’s to see how the other half live!
Lotus M250 - Definite liar!!**
Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)
Mercedes SLK- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda MX5 - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18- wheeler.
Mazda RX7 - I know how to treat myself.
MGB- I am dating a mechanic.
MGF - I’m too short to drive any other car.
MGZR - I’m a computer geek & make mohair wigs as a hobby.
MGZS - I’m a posh ginger who claims to be strawberry blonde.
Mini - I’m from Essex, no more needs to be said.
Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Colt - I smell of cheese & shop in Liddles, Aldi’s, Pound stretcher etc.
Mitsubishi Carisma - I have all the charm of a lion in captivity.
Mitsubishi Evo 6 - I was an extra in Fast & the Furious (honest).
Mitsubishi Evo 8 - See Nissan 350 Z.
Mitsubishi Shogun - I’m insecure, eat steak for breakfast & I want a LandRover.
Nissan Micra - I work for M&S, Tesco’s, Wallmart, etc.
Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Primera - I design foe-fur naughty underwear for nuns.
Nissan Skyline - I love speed and I don’t care who knows it, I also have a 3 page list of criminal convictions.
Nissan Sunny - I talk too much & can handle a vindaloo with ease.
Nissan Terrano - See Ford Maverick.
Nissan 350Z - I’m a liar! *
Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 106 - I have the most independent and exciting life, I’m also vain & live in a dream world.
Peugeot 205 - I hang on street corners at the weekends & keep a machete under my passenger seat.
Peugeot 206 - I wash my car every weekend & I’m on my 2nd marriage.
Peugeot 206cc - I’m two faced and will try and run all you wasters off the road.
Peugeot 305 - I deliver pizzas for a living.
Peugeot 307 - I’m an accountant, I’ve found a car that suites every purpose & no purpose at the same time.
Peugeot 405 - I have a job in the civil service & play poker at the weekends.
Peugeot 406 - My girlfriend has to wear Elizabeth Duke Jewellery so I can afford this car.
Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on America’s Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Porsche 911 - I have a small p*nis, my car is my substitute.
Porsche Boxter - I still live with my mum & treat women like sh*t.
Proton Impian - I have a pet raccoon called Jimmy & prefer shift work.
Renault Clio - I love my Daddy.
Renault Laguna - I’m always drunk, drunk, drunk!
Renault Megane - I’m a lottery winner honest, ok so I only got 5 numbers.
Renault Scenic - I haven’t heard of contraception.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
Rover Metro - I spend all day watching Friends & ER, I also like egg mayo and Tuna sandwiches.
Rover 100 - I’m an OAP who always drives at least 20mph under the speed limit.
Rover 200 - I’m too bland for German cars & I never pay my rent on time.
Saab 9-5 - I definitely have more money than sense or taste.
Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)
Seat Alhambra - I can’t cook, have rotten teeth & live on a council estate in Bromley.
Seat Ibiza - I want to be model, but I have no chance unless I bed the photographer.
Seat Leon - My boss hates, that’s why he gave me this as a company car.
Skoda Fabia - I can’t afford a Volkswagen.
Skoda Octavia - I wear Bart Simpson ties to impress . . . nobody!
Smart Roadster - I collect Mars Bar wrappers, I have one dating back to 1948.
Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than a life.
Subaru Impreza - I’m just a poser & I want to get shagged.
Suzuki Vitara JLX - I’m a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world.
Suzuki Gran Vitara - I laugh like a demented dog & wear my underwear inside out.
Toyota Avensis - I’m a cabbie & have robbed many liquor stores.
Toyota Camry- I wear my wife’s knickers.
Toyota Corolla - I wear the same underwear all week long.
Toyota MR2 - I’m far too old to be driving this, but at least the women I pull aren’t.
Toyota Rav4 - See Suzuki Vitara JLX.
Toyota Starlet - I like to be different & not in the good sense.
Toyota Supra - I can do no wrong.
Toyota Yaris - I’m a failed student; also see MGF.
TVR Chimera -I’m blind and consider Dodgy Ice a hard-nut drink.
TVR Tuscan - I keep picking up mingers, once had a bird with 3 tits.
Vauxhall Almera - I got to over 50’s nights for a social life.
Vauxhall Astra - I’ve just got onto the property ladder.
Vauxhall Corsa - I’m single, but at least I’m not a hairdresser.
Vauxhall Frontera - I’m going through my mid-life crisis & want to own a Winnebago.
Vauxhall Nova - Essex-boy-racer & drug-dealer, has had more speeding fines than hot dinners!
Vauxhall Vectra - I’ve been a butcher, a baker & a candlestick maker.
Vauxhall VX220 - I can’t see my feet, as my balls are too big.
Volkswagen Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagen Golf- I am out of the closet.
Volkswagen Golf Convertible - I’m still hiding in the closet, but one day. . .
Volkswagen Microbus- I am tripping right now.
Volkswagen Polo - I own my own salon, but use too much salt on my food.
Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo S40 - I’m getting a personalized plate to compensate for not having a Merc.

Ford Mondeo - I’m a family person posing as a business manager

i thought i was cool:(

BMW Z3 - I eat bananas with Marmite spread on them & passed 3 GCSE’s
:lol:
Well I do eat banana's, I hate marmite and didn't pass any GCSE's. Well I didn't get any above grade (d) anyway, so I guess I passed the lot but didn't get an 'O' level qualification.

Close enough tho I suppose ;)


BMW 5 series - I have a successful limited company & I can’t drive.
And I'm just getting rid of my 5 series too :P

My car is not on the list! must mean I am great :D

Sorry to be negative, but this is a pointless American-sourced list, with a few European updates.

Some of the cars on the list aren't even sold in the UK (ie Ford Crown Victoria) and few people would recognise many of the others (eg Toyota Camry - huge seller in America/Australia, but rare in Britain).

Fiat Punto - I have product overload on my hair & consider Pizza Hut an Italian restaurant.

:o

Originally posted by mojoworking
Sorry to be negative, but this is a pointless American-sourced list, with a few European updates.

Some of the cars on the list aren't even sold in the UK (ie Ford Crown Victoria) and few people would recognise many of the others (eg Toyota Camry - huge seller in America/Australia, but rare in Britain).

there's always one:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by kirky
there's always one:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Oh, in that case, how terribly amusing of you to work out how to cut and paste a very long list of cars from another forum/website. Is that what you wanted to hear? :loopy:

Originally posted by mojoworking
Oh, in that case, how terribly amusing of you to work out how to cut and paste a very long list of cars from another forum/website. Is that what you wanted to hear? :loopy:

Come on, give the guy a break. He drives a Ford Mondeo. :D

Just cos it's American it's not that pointless. I came within about 2 inches of buying an old red Chevvy Camaro a few weeks back, so it's nice to see I like beating people up. Couldn't decide if it was the coolest or stupidest car I'd ever seen

Originally posted by max
Come on, give the guy a break. He drives a Ford Mondeo. :D

True, I am surprised Mondeo drivers don't cause more accidents by falling asleep at the wheel as it is so dull to drive and the looks certainly aren't inspiring. (I bet this thread will now turn into a conversation about what cars we do and don't like)

3 of my cars aren't on the list anyhow, the other a Rover 200 is. Considering I don't rent but own my home, I don't see how I could fail to pay the rent. I also wouldn't touch a German car with a bargepole the majority of them are ugly.

Get on ya bike n ride

It's just a bit of fun

Notice how the complainers havn't names their cars!!!:?
Could they be offended, ashamed, emabarrassed?

What if you collect cars... ...not that I do of course... would that make me really, really average?

Originally posted by Speedy_Jim
Just cos it's American it's not that pointless. I came within about 2 inches of buying an old red Chevvy Camaro a few weeks back, so it's nice to see I like beating people up. Couldn't decide if it was the coolest or stupidest car I'd ever seen

Coolest.

Originally posted by Mr_E
Get on ya bike n ride

It's just a bit of fun

Notice how the complainers havn't names their cars!!!:?
Could they be offended, ashamed, emabarrassed?

What if you collect cars... ...not that I do of course... would that make me really, really average?

I didn't mean to upset anyone. Speaking as the ultimate car bore, I was simply observing that the list has obviously originated in America (with some UK references added later), that's all. No offence was meant (but plenty was obviously taken) :)

Cougar - But I don't think i've ever stolen a street sign. Was tempted once though in france.

Honda S2000 isn't on the list, that's my next automobile of choice.

Yes, I was a Mummy's boy, but now Mummy has gone I don't know what I am, Oh, I did love her and now I am all alone Ah Ah.

But I do know what I am now a........PAUPER!!!

BMW 3 series - I’m a successful sole trader & I can’t drive


Hmm!!! WhaddyameanIcan'tDrive....!!! Put em up, come on - :D
Middle lane of the motorway was made for BMW's, oh and we have a right to have out foglights on in the daytime too, even when its sunny!

Blooming Ford Mondeos.....gettouttatheway...!!

Ford Escort - I’m a wannbe boy-racer, but in secret I buy pot plants for my mummy & take my Grandma shopping every week.


This is true. But the main reason is that me mate sold it to me for a good price. But I do love and buy plants for me mummy and I do take my grandma shopping. Spooky!!:P

Im one of those poor souls who will never know what we are as Im not on the list. Is this a good or a bad thing?

Originally posted by mojoworking
Oh, in that case, how terribly amusing of you to work out how to cut and paste a very long list of cars from another forum/website. Is that what you wanted to hear? :loopy:

thats better:D

Originally posted by Skatiechik
True, I am surprised Mondeo drivers don't cause more accidents by falling asleep at the wheel as it is so dull to drive and the looks certainly aren't inspiring. (I bet this thread will now turn into a conversation about what cars we do and don't like)

3 of my cars aren't on the list anyhow, the other a Rover 200 is. Considering I don't rent but own my home, I don't see how I could fail to pay the rent. I also wouldn't touch a German car with a bargepole the majority of them are ugly.

ive had my beloved mondeo 6 years and its just gone through it 5th MOT its a lovely drive and her name is doris,please don't take the **** she'll get a complex:(

Austin Metro - I spend all day watching Friends & ER, I also like egg mayo and Tuna sandwiches.

So it went rusty and I had to get rid of it due to unresolvable incompatabilities? (I'm vegetarian).

Ford Fiesta - Hairdresser with no sense of direction.

TOSH. I'm a skint student, but I can read road signs :D

Lotus Elise - I dance like an ape & I love watching porn.

LOL - sadly soooooo true!
:)

Hehe, i had an Oldsmobile Cutlass, and they are great... they do look a bit suspect now, and are usually driven my mexican teens... And i agree, it is obvioulsy an american list.

Subaru Impreza - I’m just a poser & I want to get shagged.

:o

removed by spook

so true about the boxter. I know this from bitter experience,
...but she went back to him

Volkswagen Golf- I am out of the closet

Hmmm.... Do you think if GTI was added it would mean something else?... just a thought lol

Out of the closet.... pfffft!


ps dont remember being in there... lmao

Peugeot 106 - I have the most independent and exciting life, I’m also vain & live in a dream world.

hmm or: I got the cheapest small car I could get with a years free insurance.

Citroen Picasso/Renault Scenic - Haven't you heard of contraception!!

:o

funny!:hihi:

What does my car say about me?

A nifty little number.
Good around town.
Likes to be driven...

err,

Beginning to show it's age.
High Mileage,

Been round the block a few times!

What does My car say about me?
Answers on a postcard please. MY PAPPAP (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a41/viking999/chav-mobile.jpg) :P

Originally posted by viking
What does My car say about me? :P
That you're colour-blind, perhaps? ;)

Originally posted by Cyclone
Honda S2000 isn't on the list, that's my next automobile of choice.

Mine too. Or a 350Z which apparently makes me a liar*

Also, i currently drive a Nissan Almera 1.8SVE. Not on the list. I'd class it as a "sensible" car, but with all the toys. (it goes grrrr if it has to and has full screen computery gadgetry)

-PK-

PS. That's right, they are the technical terms.





*No further info so why bother with the *?

I've just found out what BMW stands for, Belligerent Moron Wagon ?
That explains a few things!;)

Another six year old thread resurrected.

I wouldn't mind having a wine bar, and I'd certainly drink a lot of the profits.

Ha - I didn't realise this was an old thread that I'd posted on years ago. I skipped the S2000 in the end, too noisy, went straight the Z4.

What does my bus pass say about me?

My car isnt even there Saab 900 Convertible, closest in Saab 9-5, more money than sence....:shocked: I wish!

Mine's not there either. :(

Says about me? The day my car says anything is the day I soil my pants.

My car is not on the list! must mean I am great :D

Neither is mine :D

If you want to know what the inside of someone's house looks like look inside their car

If you want to know what the inside of someone's house looks like look inside their car

My cars used for storage, i buy toilet paper & paper towel , and detergent by the case, leave it in my car untill i need to bring some in the house :)

ive told my mrs, if i ever even consider buying a mondeo, she has my permission to shoot me

My cars used for storage, i buy toilet paper & paper towel , and detergent by the case, leave it in my car untill i need to bring some in the house :)

When our sons were bringing girlfriends home my wife used to sneak outside and look into the girls cars. Empty coffee cups and coca-cola cans, cigarettte butts on the floor, clothing, and magazines didn't go down well at all :hihi:

Acura NSX- I am impotent.
Alfa Romeo - I’m looking for Beta Juliet.
Aston Martin DB7 - I have sweaty feet, but still women like to suck my toes, I wonder why?
Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Audi TT - I love golf, but I love my car (with no space) more.
Audi A4 - Airhead who wants to be a banker, but is already a merchant . . .
Audi A6 - I like/have to shave my hairy arse.
BMW 3 series - I’m a successful sole trader & I can’t drive.
BMW 5 series - I have a successful limited company & I can’t drive.
BMW 7 series - I get other people to do my work, I’m far too important, but I still can’t drive.
BMW Z3 - I eat bananas with Marmite spread on them & passed 3 GCSE’s.
BMW Z4 - I run a trendy wine bar & have drunk most of the profits.
BMW Z8 - See Nissan 350Z
Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states of America.
Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Chrysler PT Cruiser - I dig graves & carry coffins.
Citroen AX - I chew on Barley straw & enjoy stamp collecting.
Citroen C3 - I want to escape to the jungle where life is free.
Citroen C5 - I have dreamed of conquering Mount Everest, but then thought it best to get a real job.
Citroen Picasso - From Essex, also see Renault Scenic.
Citroen Saxo - see Ford Fiesta.
Daewoo Matiz - I eat pizza for lunch & smoke 50 a day.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach special needs children and I voted for Tony Blair.
Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ferrari 360M - I need a counselling session with Jerry Springer.
Ferrari 575 Maranello - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Fiat Uno - I’m a student waster.
Fiat Brava - Daddy buys my cars, one day he’ll buy me an MR2.
Fiat Bravo - I drive my low budget company car.
Fiat Espace - I live on a council estate; also see Renault scenic.
Fiat Multipla - I have no taste; also see Renault scenic.
Fiat Punto - I have product overload on my hair & consider Pizza Hut an Italian restaurant.
Ford Anglia - I buy all my clothes and consumables from my local pound shop.
Ford Cougar - I secretly steal street signs, I have them arranged in my back garden & at night it looks like aliens have landed.
Ford Escort - I’m a wannbe boy-racer, but in secret I buy pot plants for my mummy & take my Grandma shopping every week.
Ford Fiesta - Hairdresser, no sense of direction.
Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Focus - I’m a boy-racer disguised as a sensible office worker at the weekends I'm a curry monster!!
Ford KA - I’m a student & can’t afford a Fiesta.
Ford Maverick - I’m cute, gay & immature and I love peanut butter.
Ford Mondeo - I’m a family person posing as a business manager.
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Orion - I like to cut shapes into potatoes and give them to the homeless.
Ford Sierra - I still think LA Gear trainers are “cool” & prefer it when my mum ties my shoelaces.
Ford SportKA - I’m a geezer-bird/Silly little boy who doesn’t know what real rally car looks like.
Ford StreetKA - Half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Ford Puma - I want a sports car, but won’t pay the money for it.
Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the autumn.
Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the autumn.
Honda Accord - I pick my nose & flick the boogers at small children.
Honda del Sol- See Ford StreetKA
Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Honda CR-V - I’m a friend to the animals & I talk with my mouth full.
Honda Jazz - I’m a train-spotter who’s been arrested several times for stalking the trains.
Honda NSX - I’m stuck in the 80’s & never eat my greens.
Hyundai Coupe - I still have acne, but honest it’s just the teenager in me trying to get out.
Infiniti Q45- My job requires me to ensure every Jammy Dodger has no smaller than a 2cm Jam diameter.
Isuzu Impulse- I don’t give a rip about Max Power or their reports.
Isuzu Trooper - I fancy Dale Winton.
Jaguar XJ6 - I’m so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jaguar XK8 - I’m immature and have more money than brain cells.
Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Kia Sportage - I consider Car Boot Sale purchases Antiques of the future.
Lada Favourite - I’m a member of the Taliban seeking asylum in Great Britain.
LandRover Discovery - I’m a rich mum, who can’t drive.
Lexus LS400- I’m psychic, I knew they’d be as good as a Merc one day.
Lotus Elise - I dance like an ape & I love watching porn.
Lotas Elan - I go on 18-30’s holiday’s to see how the other half live!
Lotus M250 - Definite liar!!**
Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)
Mercedes SLK- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda MX5 - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18- wheeler.
Mazda RX7 - I know how to treat myself.
MGB- I am dating a mechanic.
MGF - I’m too short to drive any other car.
MGZR - I’m a computer geek & make mohair wigs as a hobby.
MGZS - I’m a posh ginger who claims to be strawberry blonde.
Mini - I’m from Essex, no more needs to be said.
Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Colt - I smell of cheese & shop in Liddles, Aldi’s, Pound stretcher etc.
Mitsubishi Carisma - I have all the charm of a lion in captivity.
Mitsubishi Evo 6 - I was an extra in Fast & the Furious (honest).
Mitsubishi Evo 8 - See Nissan 350 Z.
Mitsubishi Shogun - I’m insecure, eat steak for breakfast & I want a LandRover.
Nissan Micra - I work for M&S, Tesco’s, Wallmart, etc.
Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Primera - I design foe-fur naughty underwear for nuns.
Nissan Skyline - I love speed and I don’t care who knows it, I also have a 3 page list of criminal convictions.
Nissan Sunny - I talk too much & can handle a vindaloo with ease.
Nissan Terrano - See Ford Maverick.
Nissan 350Z - I’m a liar! *
Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 106 - I have the most independent and exciting life, I’m also vain & live in a dream world.
Peugeot 205 - I hang on street corners at the weekends & keep a machete under my passenger seat.
Peugeot 206 - I wash my car every weekend & I’m on my 2nd marriage.
Peugeot 206cc - I’m two faced and will try and run all you wasters off the road.
Peugeot 305 - I deliver pizzas for a living.
Peugeot 307 - I’m an accountant, I’ve found a car that suites every purpose & no purpose at the same time.
Peugeot 405 - I have a job in the civil service & play poker at the weekends.
Peugeot 406 - My girlfriend has to wear Elizabeth Duke Jewellery so I can afford this car.
Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on America’s Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Porsche 911 - I have a small p*nis, my car is my substitute.
Porsche Boxter - I still live with my mum & treat women like sh*t.
Proton Impian - I have a pet raccoon called Jimmy & prefer shift work.
Renault Clio - I love my Daddy.
Renault Laguna - I’m always drunk, drunk, drunk!
Renault Megane - I’m a lottery winner honest, ok so I only got 5 numbers.
Renault Scenic - I haven’t heard of contraception.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
Rover Metro - I spend all day watching Friends & ER, I also like egg mayo and Tuna sandwiches.
Rover 100 - I’m an OAP who always drives at least 20mph under the speed limit.
Rover 200 - I’m too bland for German cars & I never pay my rent on time.
Saab 9-5 - I definitely have more money than sense or taste.
Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)
Seat Alhambra - I can’t cook, have rotten teeth & live on a council estate in Bromley.
Seat Ibiza - I want to be model, but I have no chance unless I bed the photographer.
Seat Leon - My boss hates, that’s why he gave me this as a company car.
Skoda Fabia - I can’t afford a Volkswagen.
Skoda Octavia - I wear Bart Simpson ties to impress . . . nobody!
Smart Roadster - I collect Mars Bar wrappers, I have one dating back to 1948.
Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than a life.
Subaru Impreza - I’m just a poser & I want to get shagged.
Suzuki Vitara JLX - I’m a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world.
Suzuki Gran Vitara - I laugh like a demented dog & wear my underwear inside out.
Toyota Avensis - I’m a cabbie & have robbed many liquor stores.
Toyota Camry- I wear my wife’s knickers.
Toyota Corolla - I wear the same underwear all week long.
Toyota MR2 - I’m far too old to be driving this, but at least the women I pull aren’t.
Toyota Rav4 - See Suzuki Vitara JLX.
Toyota Starlet - I like to be different & not in the good sense.
Toyota Supra - I can do no wrong.
Toyota Yaris - I’m a failed student; also see MGF.
TVR Chimera -I’m blind and consider Dodgy Ice a hard-nut drink.
TVR Tuscan - I keep picking up mingers, once had a bird with 3 tits.
Vauxhall Almera - I got to over 50’s nights for a social life.
Vauxhall Astra - I’ve just got onto the property ladder.
Vauxhall Corsa - I’m single, but at least I’m not a hairdresser.
Vauxhall Frontera - I’m going through my mid-life crisis & want to own a Winnebago.
Vauxhall Nova - Essex-boy-racer & drug-dealer, has had more speeding fines than hot dinners!
Vauxhall Vectra - I’ve been a butcher, a baker & a candlestick maker.
Vauxhall VX220 - I can’t see my feet, as my balls are too big.
Volkswagen Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagen Golf- I am out of the closet.
Volkswagen Golf Convertible - I’m still hiding in the closet, but one day. . .
Volkswagen Microbus- I am tripping right now.
Volkswagen Polo - I own my own salon, but use too much salt on my food.
Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo S40 - I’m getting a personalized plate to compensate for not having a Merc.

Ford Mondeo - I’m a family person posing as a business manager

i thought i was cool:(

My car says that I have plenty of money, I like the finer things in life and that I am more intelligent than most, hence I have a nice car.

I don't hang with blokes with bandages on their heads!

When our sons were bringing girlfriends home my wife used to sneak outside and look into the girls cars. Empty coffee cups and coca-cola cans, cigarettte butts on the floor, clothing, and magazines didn't go down well at all :hihi:

All sounds normal...except the clothing :suspect:

My car says that I don't like cleaning my car.

My car says that I'm smart. A 2001 Honda Accord V-6 LX with 140,000 miles on it and as cherry looking as the day i took delivery. People who drive fancy cars dont impress me as anyone these days can lease one. The worst way to squander money is to buy a new car every three years. Once driven off the lot the value drops a few thou and money that could be invested in stocks or put into CDs goes into car payments instead.
Ask any millionaire. My combined total assets put me well into that group

How do you wash your car ? wash the outside first then vacuum inside , I do the inside first , my next door neighbor is a car cleaning fanatic, he's out in his driveway twice a week washing his he even takes off his licence plates washes behind them before putting them back on.

When his daughter visits on weekends, he rushes outside and washes her car before she leaves :hihi:

How do you wash your car ? wash the outside first then vacuum inside , I do the inside first , my next door neighbor is a car cleaning fanatic, he's out in his driveway twice a week washing his he even takes off his licence plates washes behind them before putting them back on.

When his daughter visits on weekends, he rushes outside and washes her car before she leaves :hihi:

************TOP TIP**************
CLEAN YOUR CAR WHEN IT RAINS. YOU ONLY NEED TO SQUIRT SOME SMART PRICE WASHING UP LIQUID ON IT, AND THE RAIN WILL DO THE REST. GREAT IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN, AND DO THE IRONING, OR BAKE CAKES IN THE SHAPE OF HEDGEHOGS.:love:

Reliant Robin....?..i am not on the list..........

How do you know when you're in Florida? Cos everyones driving Ford Crown Victorias or a Mercury Marquises and there's an oxygen tank hanging outside the drivers'w window.

How do you wash your car ? wash the outside first then vacuum inside , I do the inside first , my next door neighbor is a car cleaning fanatic, he's out in his driveway twice a week washing his he even takes off his licence plates washes behind them before putting them back on.

When his daughter visits on weekends, he rushes outside and washes her car before she leaves :hihi:

I go hog wild and spend 13 bucks at the car wash and let the peons do it while I sit in the shade sipping a cup of java

ha ha How accurate! I would stay in and watch Friends and ER all day if I didn't have to go to work, I also do really like egg mayo and tuna sarnies but not together.

What my car (Martin the Metro) would really say if you asked him is that I always forget to give him water so chuck fizzy drinks on his windscreen instead and he has to cover his ears to block out me singing badly to the radio.

What about a for s max???

This one Ford Focus - I’m a boy-racer disguised as a sensible office worker at the weekends I'm a curry monster

Lol have a few choice word for people that drive these lol

Volkswagen Microbus - and I've never had drugs in my life! And one of the rarest types of VW these days...

According to the list I have a small penis, my car is my substitute :hihi:
One thing is for sure, I have a huge smile on my face every morning when I drive to work.

3 Series. Although Im a massive loser, not a sole trader and about the only thing I can do it pull off a decent drive!

3 Series. Although Im a massive loser, not a sole trader and about the only thing I can do it pull off a decent drive!

3 series BMW's are very nice motors.

My car's not listed (Fiat 500 :love:) so I must be one of the elite. :hihi:

My car says that I have plenty of money, I like the finer things in life and that I am more intelligent than most, hence I have a nice car.


I thought Skoda Octavia - I wear Bart Simpson ties to impress . . . nobody! would be more apt ;)

My car says that I have plenty of money, I like the finer things in life and that I am more intelligent than most, hence I have a nice car.

You're car should say that you struggle with basic grammar and logic. Your statement doesn't actually make sense.

BMW 3 series - I’m a successful sole trader & I can’t drive


Hmm!!! WhaddyameanIcan'tDrive....!!! Put em up, come on - :D
Middle lane of the motorway was made for BMW's, oh and we have a right to have out foglights on in the daytime too, even when its sunny!

Blooming Ford Mondeos.....gettouttatheway...!!

Wait till you want spare parts:hihi::hihi::hihi: Especially a new engine:hihi::hihi:

SFA-I do not own a car

Beat people up who ask for autographs?? Surely not. I don't think I've ever seen a man driving one. :(