Just returned from a weekend camping trip to Skegness with the family.
We decided to rough it one day and ventured into Ingoldmells,wow what an eye opener.

All I can say is Chavvegas at its best,a breeding ground for the chavs of the future.
More fake burbery than god knows what,picture this,,,,,,three young girls walking alongside eachother,skirts hitched up high, mobile in hands,chewing their gum in a syncronised fashion and texting at the same time and not looking what direction they were going.

It was soon that I realised they were texting each other,,,,,Why?.

Their ages was anyones guess,but it was obvious the first time the had put on makeup,,,,,now im only a man but even I know you dont put it on like that.

They then proceded to hang outside the local wateringhole,where the alpha males of the chav kingdom were to be found,,,,this is when the ritual mating dance begins.

First the female can be seen to giggle in a small girl fashion,and twist her gum round her finger.

The male then responds with a slightly boyish nudge to his fellow Chav.
The two males then engage in some macho Chav banter,this will consist of the number of cars stolen recently,and how much value of goods has been stolen from Kwiksave.

The female, qite clearly impressed by this display moves in for the kill, she flashes her Argos ankle chain and asked the male,,,fancy a s**g or what?.

This display is repeated numerous times over the weekend period, this will result in a dozen or so child parents,,,,behold the Chav is born.

It's funny because it's true!

Skegvegas and Ingolmells are like the capital of ChavsVille.
It's the holy land of Mecca for Chavs of the Northern part of England.

This place will be remembered in years to come as the place where the Chav Uprising began. The revolution is coming....

Thanks for the warning! I was going to the East Coast next week for a few days camping at the Water Leisure Park but I don't think i'll bother.

Does anyone remember Ingoldmells of the 70's where there were just a few houses, a couple of arcades and quiet little tracks to the beach?

Originally posted by alchresearch
Thanks for the warning! I was going to the East Coast next week for a few days camping at the Water Leisure Park but I don't think i'll bother.

Does anyone remember Ingoldmells of the 70's where there were just a few houses, a couple of arcades and quiet little tracks to the beach?

I sure do remember the old village.
Compaired to todays ingasmells it was a nice place.
I was last there in 03 but am unlikely to ever go again duta illness.
I've never stayed on water leisure but always liked the Barn pub there.

Originally posted by alchresearch
Thanks for the warning! I was going to the East Coast next week for a few days camping at the Water Leisure Park but I don't think i'll bother.

Does anyone remember Ingoldmells of the 70's where there were just a few houses, a couple of arcades and quiet little tracks to the beach?


Hey the Water Leisure Park is fine,,,,its a chav free zone we go there every weekend and will be returning there this weekend for a four night stay.

As £12.50 a night is way too steep for any chav to shell out, they tend to stay in their flocks and herd together in the static van sites on sea lane.
The leisure Park has great things to do,like fishing and water skiing the kids love it as well.
Its very safe as the nearest chav epicentre is some distance away,just imagine a whole weekend and not one Vauxhall Nova in site, until you venture into Ingy melly.


So dont be put off visit the liesure park and enjoy................

funniest thread ive read on this forum....funny but spot on.

Gotta show you guys this.

It's the Chav song - check it out here (http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs.swf)

Wicked :thumbsup:

Yes, Tango: thanks for giving me an insight into what to expect when I go there for a weekend at half-term. I am indebted.

Unless I cancel it.

Originally posted by DaBouncer
Gotta show you guys this.

It's the Chav song - check it out here (http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs.swf)

Wicked :thumbsup:

DB thats pure class........:)

Originally posted by DaBouncer
Gotta show you guys this.

It's the Chav song - check it out here (http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs.swf)

Wicked :thumbsup:

DaB you've done it this time that bloody song is stuck with me for the rest of the day .......lol...good stuff mate.

Originally posted by owdlad
DaB you've done it this time that bloody song is stuck with me for the rest of the day .......lol...good stuff mate.
"in mi burberry, in mi burberry, i'm gonna look well hard in mi burberry"
:thumbsup:

Bag a Chav today, Slag a Chav hurry, Put them on down so we can all go play, and have a nice day.

Make Sheffield Chav Free.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Yes, Tango: thanks for giving me an insight into what to expect when I go there for a weekend at half-term. I am indebted.

Unless I cancel it.


No problem Sam,,,just returned yet again from a five day trip,it wasnt all that bad this time as it was raining.

The run of the mill chav does not fair well in the rain, this is for fear of their no colour fast tracksuit bottoms running and spoiling their white socks.

It can also turn the Argos Bling green when it gets wet, the thing we did see was a handfull of them purchasing BB Guns and then hung round outside Spar pretentending to be gangsters, with the gun tucked in their tracky bottoms,,,,,,bless em

This is sligtly off topic but does anyone remember, or ever been to Anderby Creek which is not far from that area. I only went once and it is so long ago I can't remember it.