It seems that someone has tried to make a Yorkshire pudding on Dave Allen's Bentley. Dave accosted his neighbour, a member of the Owls Trust who denied all knowledge of the incident.
Are there any others suspects in the frame? Or is Allen right, was this man egged on by Ken Bates?

I suspect the BalckBallooners myself - its about their barrow

Disgruntled Wendy fans? Where? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!

Whatever the facts, it hardly warranted a full front page story did it?

Scoop: Man throws egg at another man's car. :wow:

Well rather unusually I read the first page first expecting at least to read about fisticuffs but..........nothing.
This rain must be a godsend for the editor!
The reporter has also failed to investigate several important points:
Could this egg have emerged from the rear of a duck flying overhead? Can they lay in flight? Could this have been the result of a natural phenomenon?