View Full Version : Mum uses baby as 'weapon'


pertfoxylush
10-10-2006, 14:36
I throw plates, cups, shoes etc. Only in America:


An American woman has been accused of using her baby to hit her boyfriend.

Chyrotia Graham told police she had been drinking when an argument with the child's father turned violent.

The 27-year-old from Erie, Pennsylvania said she "snapped" during the row and began throwing things at Deangelo Troop, 20.

She said she did not notice picking up her four-week-old son, Jarron Troop, until it was too late.

Police claimed she held the baby by the legs and swung him at his father.

Jarron, who was born September 11, suffered a fractured skull and bleeding in the brain.

The infant's head reportedly hit Deangelo, who had also fathered one of Graham's other four children.

The baby was flown to a Pittsburgh hospital by helicopter after the incident.

Authorities removed Graham's other children from the home and granted temporary custody to their maternal grandparents.

Graham has been detained and is accused of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault.

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Disgusting, IMO she should be jailed for life and / or sterilised.

medusa
10-10-2006, 14:38
If this is true, then she doesn't even deserve pity.

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 14:39
Only In America?

I saw a wench in Leicester do it once.

pertfoxylush
10-10-2006, 14:40
Dun't surprise me Jabber, have heard a lot of Leicester is inbred.

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 14:42
Dun't surprise me Jabber, have heard a lot of Leicester is inbred.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im gonna snitch now!!!!!!

RichC
10-10-2006, 14:50
Babies make rubbish weapons. Knives and guns are much better.

nick2
10-10-2006, 14:50
Babies make rubbish weapons.

Frozen ones are quite good.

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 14:52
I suppose you could build a baby catapult or something like that.

Tricky
10-10-2006, 14:53
Frozen ones are quite good.

Especially ones with pointy heads.

RichC
10-10-2006, 14:53
Hmmm... a chabby trebuchet. That could really work.

Tricky
10-10-2006, 14:54
I suppose you could build a baby catapult or something like that.

Baby bouncer would do

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 14:54
Or going for the high-tech option, an intercontinental ballistic baby.

RichC
10-10-2006, 14:55
A rotten one could spread disease. It's not particularly effective in the short term, mind.

nick2
10-10-2006, 14:56
Especially ones with pointy heads.

How would you achieve that, binding from birth in an Aztec style, or just ramming a funnel on it's head ?

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 14:57
Thats where a trebuchet comes in handy. When laying siege to a town or fortress its a good form of warfare.


See you all after the ban! :D

RichC
10-10-2006, 14:58
If we're going to get banned, we might as well say something really controversial ;)

Ok. Here goes.

I think the government misrepresent the electorate!

(runs and hides)

nick2
10-10-2006, 14:59
What about Muslim babies, better or worse ?

RichC
10-10-2006, 15:01
They eat their own babies, so there's never much left to hurl at an enemy. Or so I heard in the Mail, anyway.

nick2
10-10-2006, 15:02
I don't think this thread is as good as last weeks "man uses cat as toilet brush".

RichC
10-10-2006, 15:03
How about 'Man catches baby hurled from trebuchet, then uses it as toilet brush before eating cat on toast'?

Hecate
10-10-2006, 15:04
Dun't surprise me Jabber, have heard a lot of Leicester is inbred.
Well the knuckle-dragging idiots who were chucking stones at my bus while it waited at a bus stop last night certainly were. Fortunately, the bus stop apparently has a camera fixed to it, so hopefully the little schemies will have been caught on film.

taxman
10-10-2006, 15:06
Well the knuckle-dragging idiots who were chucking stones at my bus while it waited at a bus stop last night certainly were. Fortunately, the bus stop apparently has a camera fixed to it, so hopefully the little schemies will have been caught on film.

Well if you will live in such a backward place ;)

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 15:07
Well the knuckle-dragging idiots who were chucking stones at my bus while it waited at a bus stop last night certainly were. Fortunately, the bus stop apparently has a camera fixed to it, so hopefully the little schemies will have been caught on film.
That was me! :D

nick2
10-10-2006, 15:07
That was me! :D

and they wern't stones, they were hamsters

Hecate
10-10-2006, 15:09
Well if you will live in such a backward place ;)
The bus was passing through on the way to the nice bit where I live :D .

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 15:09
Golden Hamsters no.

Frozen Hamsters.... oh yes...

RichC
10-10-2006, 15:10
Were they Muslim hamsters?

nick2
10-10-2006, 15:11
Were they Muslim hamsters?

no, evil Jewish hamsters, like the one that framed Freddy Star

(they control the media dontyaknow ?)

pertfoxylush
10-10-2006, 15:12
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im gonna snitch now!!!!!!

Pls dont' Jabber!!!!!

I'll come round and polish your red nose if you don't tell!!!

Tricky
10-10-2006, 15:13
no, evil Jewish hamsters, like the one that framed Freddy Star

(they control the media dontyaknow ?)

Are these hamsters kosher?

nick2
10-10-2006, 15:14
Are these hamsters kosher?

I wouldn't put anything past them.

RichC
10-10-2006, 15:14
Goddamned Zionist cavies. Kill them all and let God decide, I say.

Jabberwocky
10-10-2006, 15:15
Just gobbed the best part of a mug of coffee across the screen at the thought of "Kosher hamsters"

timo
10-10-2006, 15:41
What is all the fuss about? My father regularly used me as a door-stopper, battering ram and fishing rod-rest. It never did me any harm. The children of today are a lot of mollycoddled milksops. Bring back Codliver oil, the nit Nurse and the cane, and quick about it.

nick2
10-10-2006, 15:42
Bring back Codliver oil, the nit Nurse and the cane

I have a very unpleasant mental image.

(or is it ?)

Tricky
10-10-2006, 16:28
What is all the fuss about? My father regularly used me as a door-stopper, battering ram and fishing rod-rest. It never did me any harm.

My father often used me as a draught excluder and he used me as a golf tee on Sunday afternoons.