"oooh, have you lost weight?"


ooops ... well it seemed funny at the time (you had to be there).

Is there any point in this thread, or were you trying to reach the 1,200 post mark?

I didn't notice the 1,200 post thing Geoff ... and it's a non-serious 'just for fun post'.

It was not intended in a derogatory way at all ... it was actually something I said to someone today and was rather funny at the time so I spontaniously decided to post ... but like I said ... you had to be there.

Perhaps the humor aspect didn't transfer very well to this thread ?

I was thinking it could be a top 10 corney (and incinsere) things to say to flatter a woman ...

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Geoff: you can delete it if you think it's inappropriate and liable to cause too much offence. It didn't seem to get too much response either way, so probably it wasn't such a master-piece after all ...

How about - 'are they your own teeth'

"Ah hello my dear I see you have shaved tonight" :o

This will insatntly guarantee a slap.

You`re looking lovely today, are you poorly ?

Originally posted by Jamie
"oooh, have you lost weight?"


ooops ... well it seemed funny at the time (you had to be there).

I'm sure she was thrilled by the compliment!
:)

Originally posted by beckb
I'm sure she was thrilled by the compliment!
:)

LOL

Don't worry !! ... there were hidden levels of subtlety and "toungue in cheekness" ... there when I said it to her.

It was kinda so blatently a false compliment that it was funny ... (well ... I didn't get a slap ... this time).

hehe.

x

You could try: "You don't sweat much for a fat lass". That should impress them.

Originally posted by mojoworking
You could try: "You don't sweat much for a fat lass". That should impress them.

chuckle chuckle! :D

What about commenting on their lovely silky moustache? :D

There is always the one where you ask when the big day is closly followed by a rubbing of expectant tummy....not

Moon Maiden

By 'eck lass. Yer can certainly 'andle an iron!

"can you move a long darling while i speak to your good looking mate"

or............

"on a serious note, u did used to be a man didn't you"?

I seem to remember a quite fetching chat up line from school. 'I'll crawl across a mile of broken glass to ****** ** **** ******.' Disgusting yes but what commitment it showed!:o

MOD: This is a family forum so edited out inappropriate language.

Sick and twisted! Try it Jamie. ;)

Originally posted by Pauly
Sick and twisted! Try it Jamie. ;)

Hey Pauly :-)

Hows it going ?

Sick and Twisted huh ... I am assuming you mean the previous poster ?

Correct, talking about the previous poster.

how about 'drop them your mother did'

lol internet owl that will certainly get a responce if you are into masochism,think that is spelt right.
Women I just love them,they are without doubt the superior species.

Originally posted by royjames
lol internet owl that will certainly get a responce if you are into masochism,think that is spelt right.
Women I just love them,they are without doubt the superior species.

You complete crawler. :lol:

And what size chip pan did you say yer fancied as a birthday present!

Originally posted by miniminch
I seem to remember a quite fetching chat up line from school. 'I'll crawl across a mile of broken glass to ****** ** **** ******.' Disgusting yes but what commitment it showed!:o

MOD: This is a family forum so edited out inappropriate language.


Is it gargling or ******* that children should know about?:confused:

Originally posted by miniminch
Is it gargling or ******* that children should know about?:confused:

The ice is getting awful thin around these parts don't you think !? ...

Originally posted by miniminch
I seem to remember a quite fetching chat up line from school. 'I'll crawl across a mile of broken glass to ****** ** **** ******.' Disgusting yes but what commitment it showed!:o

MOD: This is a family forum so edited out inappropriate language.

Now I really want to know what the words are!! Haven't had this much fun guessing rude edited words since Beckham and the Rebbecca Loos scandal!

Is that your mobile phone or are you pleased to see me?:heyhey:

To a fat girl dressed up for a night out

"I didn't realise weight watchers had such a strict dress code"

"Get t'kettle on pet" usually makes an immediate impression;)