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jackthedog
03-08-2004, 13:25
Did anyone else see this ridiculous film?
Never before have I laughed so loud in a cinema!

A couple of my favourite (ie made me laugh the most) bits were as follows:

The homo-erotic mass oil-fight in the bus depot

The guy on all fours riding the truck door along the road at 60MPH.



One of the bits I was looking forward to the most was Jason Statham deflecting a Rocket Propelled Granade with a tea tray, but it was cut from the final movie! Gutted!

I thought it showed promise when I first read about it - with it supposedly being from the makers of Leon and all that - I was looking forward to it. Oh my god what happened?!

Absolutely inspired. I hope this film was done for a laugh, because it's so, so funny. THE most outrageous action film ever.

Made Triple X look quite reasonable.

mr craig
03-08-2004, 15:19
Originally posted by jackthedog

Made Triple X look quite reasonable.

I've heard its pretty bad, but i find it very, very hard to belive any film could be that bad!

jackthedog
03-08-2004, 15:22
Originally posted by mr craig
I've heard its pretty bad, but i find it very, very hard to belive any film could be that bad!

Ohh, trust me. :)

BrainThrust
03-08-2004, 18:48
Never has the phrase "Leave your brain at the door" been so apt as when put in regards to this film.

I was told to just forget how stupid it was beforehand so I was lucky.

I agree about the grease fight, and the bit when her uses the bike pedals made me laugh so much coke came out of my nose.

Wilf

bellis
03-08-2004, 20:20
whats homo erotic ?:confused:

Lickszz
06-08-2004, 01:44
The best bit is the beginning and then it gradually gets worse.

Lickable
06-08-2004, 08:06
It had to be one of the worst films i have ever seen.

I knew a guy who loved it and thought it was a really good action film and that the plot was excellent... I hated him. :)