View Full Version : What music is 'cheese'?


slimsid2000
20-09-2006, 15:07
Now here is a question, I have seen on here and heard elsewhere some music described as either cheese or cheesey. What exactly would qualify a particular song/artist to be described as such. I have never been really sure. It seems yet another of those things that everyone else in the world seems to know but I don't.

swarm
20-09-2006, 15:17
kenny g and michael bolton are great example's of musical cheese. my all time favourite example of musical edam has to be 'don't it make you feel good' by stefan dennis who plays paul robinson in neighbours.

KJ_VENOM
20-09-2006, 15:18
village people, black lace, cheeky girls things like this are classed as cheese

slimsid2000
20-09-2006, 15:23
So basically pop rather than heavy metal or rock type of thing?

BasilRathbon
20-09-2006, 15:26
Any form of music which has a melody and some kind of recognisable song structure is dismissed as 'cheese' by some of the puritans on here......

Shame really - some of my favourite things are cheesy.......

KJ_VENOM
20-09-2006, 15:27
true basil, it does seem to depend on ppls musical tastes

peacenlove
20-09-2006, 16:27
at student "cheese nights", cheeky girls, s club 7, take that etc etc are played a lot as well as old 'classics' like time of my life (think its dirty dancing?), one and only (by that guy with the blonde mullet) etc. not all pop music is classed as cheese though, i've never heard charlotte church or kelly clarkson referred to as cheese, or some of pinks less rocky, more pop stuff.

upinwath
20-09-2006, 16:35
Pretty much all the tunes I play at a wedding disco.

All that old cheese and the punters love it.

It's just a case of "Making your mind UP" :hihi:

Mr_Toad
21-09-2006, 10:28
So basically pop rather than heavy metal or rock type of thing?

Not at all. Think Def Leppard and Bon Jovi.

ihrod9
21-09-2006, 11:12
No! No! No! Non of these artists compare to the might of THE HOFF!! Now he is the God of Cheese. Check out David Hasslehoff - "Jump in my car", or his other classic "Hooked on a feeling" on YouTube.

Beakerzoid
21-09-2006, 11:13
Richard Cheese is, literally, Cheese. If you haven't experienced the pleasure of his lounge-style remakes of songs, check out his website and sample some http://www.richardcheese.com/rclounge.html

djscottk
21-09-2006, 15:25
oh ive been accused of being cheesy.

but its all lies.
x:thumbsup:

jena76
21-09-2006, 15:26
chesney hawkes! i am the one and only:suspect:

djscottk
21-09-2006, 15:34
chesney hawkes! i am the one and only:suspect:

thats class - not cheese x

jena76
21-09-2006, 15:36
thats class - not cheese x
:hihi: bottom of the class more like :)

Beakerzoid
21-09-2006, 17:08
thats class - not cheese x

It appears you accidentally added the letters 'cl' to that post. Perhaps your fingers slipped ;)

Green Web
21-09-2006, 17:12
All Speed Garage & Happy hardcore.

grownsy
21-09-2006, 17:28
All Speed Garage & Happy hardcore.

not a fan of either, but its not cheese!

HED KANDI ( CHEESE ON TOAST )

lizzmobile
21-09-2006, 21:09
Originally posted by peacenlove
one and only (by that guy with the blonde mullet)
That would be Cheesney Hawkes :thumbsup:

morph
22-09-2006, 07:31
Not at all. Think Def Leppard and Bon Jovi.

iron maiden too are quite cheesy but I love them and have done for decades

to be honest cheese is a subjective thing, one persons cheese is another persons great tune (with some exceptions, like mr blobby, bob the builder etc.)

but your airy-fairy, throwaway type tunes tend to be classed as cheese as is most 80's (chart type) tunes


but I love it all - bring on the vengaboys :p

Silverjet
22-09-2006, 21:10
Europe - The Final Countdown!!!!!!!!!

And like someone else said....Definitely THE HOFF!!!!!! He is cheese at it's best!

Check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXuLUSWoozQ

:-)

donuticus
22-09-2006, 21:14
this site has the best eighties cheese videos on it

www.thebestlegaladvice.com

jena76
22-09-2006, 21:14
haha "THE HOFF" I wish he would **** off:hihi:

janny
22-09-2006, 21:20
Europe - The Final Countdown!!!!!!!!!

And like someone else said....Definitely THE HOFF!!!!!! He is cheese at it's best!

Check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXuLUSWoozQ

:-)

:hihi: Thats funny!!

I would have loved to have seen that when I was younger..It might have stopped me from feeling like I loved him :hihi: You never know though..it might have made me want him more :hihi:

jena76
22-09-2006, 21:22
:hihi: Thats funny!!

I would have loved to have seen that when I was younger..It might have stopped me from feeling like I loved him :hihi: You never know though..it might have made me want him more :hihi:
no janny that is enough to put you off :hihi:

janny
22-09-2006, 21:28
no janny that is enough to put you off :hihi:

I don't think anything would have put me off him :hihi:

If I saw that when I was younger I would have pretened he was singing it to me :hihi: :love:

Silverjet
22-09-2006, 21:53
I'm sure my missus has a thing for the Hoff too...so you're not lone :)

jena76
22-09-2006, 22:36
I'm sure my missus has a thing for the Hoff too...so you're not lone :)
Oh dear! What do women see in this big gormless lump?:confused:

Magneteer
23-09-2006, 14:21
I reckon Daniel O'Donnell has got to be the cheesiest singer ever!

getatrowel
23-09-2006, 22:17
is this a real thread? jesus

BoroughGal
23-09-2006, 22:30
Oh yes. I see you're new. Check out the rest of Slimsid's threads.

Ghozer
23-09-2006, 23:04
most of the 60's/7-'s/80's/90's Stuff that people class as "Party Tunes" - all the ones you hear towards the end of a Drunken party (usually weddings and 40th' birthdays) when everyone doesnt care, and gets up and dances any ways...

(such as Take That, or the row Boat Song (oops up side your head), some Adam and the Ants, Tom Jones - Delilah etc...)

Wodoish!!!
24-09-2006, 17:12
If you're unlucky enough to endure a night at the Kingdom nightclub, it's pure cheese from front to back! :gag:

the-lioness
25-09-2006, 07:43
I actually love alot of what you would call cheesy music cauze it puts me in a really fun mood! Like the music they play in Reflex some of it is cheese but I love dancing to it and singing aswell.

fantastic
25-09-2006, 12:05
Hmmm I guess one man's cheese is another man's cracker.

All of this reminds me of the Shirehorses (Mark and Lard) and their chesse based cover of Travis 'Why does it always rain on me' which they changed to 'Why is it always Dairylea, never gouda cheddar or brie'