fox20thc
19-09-2006, 12:14
DS#2 was given a lovely art set yesterday, I thought I would encourage his creative side, in it was a pair of kids scissors. He loves cutting things out.
An hour later he came in and said I have done you something lovely as a present but its a surprise for you and wandered off smirking...
I went to the bathroom a little later to find a picture of a cartoon turd with a comical rhyme attached (cut from a comic) was GLUED! to the door :rolleyes:
Inside the bathroom as I sat pondering I raised my eyes to the ceiling to see wads of multi coloured mush stuck there like blue spotted bird droppings from a dodo (or choose your own large bird).
Not connecting the two I summoned eldest DS#1 and interrogated him regarding said vandlism (recalling similar antics with bus tickets when I was a kid) He smiled and said it wasn't him - THIS TIME! (cunningly remembering I hacked one off another ceiling in the hall some months ago) I also pointed out the artwork on the door, to which he collapsed on the floor in fits of hysteria crying at the comical phrasing.. :rolleyes: and chuckling that he taught his brother well.
I just couldn't keep a straight face as it was quite funny though highly inappropriate. :P
So after collecting myself I put on my sternest face and called DS#2 who said "but its funny mum..." to which I pointed out one does not redecorate the house in an ad-hoc basis without consulting me.. regarding the tissue turds on the ceiling his answer was...
"but Zakk showed me how to do it, don't you love the blue bits, I created that by not just using water but mouthwash as well" He was so chuffed with himself :shakes:
By that time I just had to walk away and shake my head, no point is screaming but Im going to have a hell of a time soaking the masterpiece off the door!
An hour later he came in and said I have done you something lovely as a present but its a surprise for you and wandered off smirking...
I went to the bathroom a little later to find a picture of a cartoon turd with a comical rhyme attached (cut from a comic) was GLUED! to the door :rolleyes:
Inside the bathroom as I sat pondering I raised my eyes to the ceiling to see wads of multi coloured mush stuck there like blue spotted bird droppings from a dodo (or choose your own large bird).
Not connecting the two I summoned eldest DS#1 and interrogated him regarding said vandlism (recalling similar antics with bus tickets when I was a kid) He smiled and said it wasn't him - THIS TIME! (cunningly remembering I hacked one off another ceiling in the hall some months ago) I also pointed out the artwork on the door, to which he collapsed on the floor in fits of hysteria crying at the comical phrasing.. :rolleyes: and chuckling that he taught his brother well.
I just couldn't keep a straight face as it was quite funny though highly inappropriate. :P
So after collecting myself I put on my sternest face and called DS#2 who said "but its funny mum..." to which I pointed out one does not redecorate the house in an ad-hoc basis without consulting me.. regarding the tissue turds on the ceiling his answer was...
"but Zakk showed me how to do it, don't you love the blue bits, I created that by not just using water but mouthwash as well" He was so chuffed with himself :shakes:
By that time I just had to walk away and shake my head, no point is screaming but Im going to have a hell of a time soaking the masterpiece off the door!