Apparently I fight started between some youths and a shopper, one of the youths was severely hurt after been hit with a Cucumber!

Anyone know anything?

I don't think a cucumber would make a good whacking instrument. Wouldn't it snap? Ah... but it would depend on the freshness...:hihi:

I bet it hits u with a right whack! cucumbers are lethal:hihi:

Was he like,... hit with it? or...You know.... impaled on it...?

Trying to stay away from the bounds of pornography here...

Was he like,... hit with it? or...You know.... impaled on it...?

Trying to stay away from the bounds of pornography here...
We can always rely on you to lower the tone :hihi:

In the right hands a cucumber can be a lethal weapon :thumbsup:

In the right hands a cucumber can be a lethal weapon :thumbsup:
Between the buttocks can be pretty nasty too.

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Apparently I fight started between some youths and a shopper, one of the youths was severely hurt after been hit with a Cucumber!

Anyone know anything?

Is this for real ??..lol
It should have been my night to work there tonight too.. :hihi:
I'll find out..:)

I was there earlier and didn't notice any unusual cucumber activity.

You should go in around 9.30pm and watch them all fighting over the reduced price turnips - who needs tv? :lol:

You should go in around 9.30pm and watch them all fighting over the reduced price turnips - who needs tv? :lol:

Tell me about it.. I work late night in the bakery and I have to do the reductions in there.. I've been punched in the face and pushed all over the place just so they can get their cheap bread..:rant:

I was hit in the face by a sausage in there once.

How on earth did you manage get to be hit by a sausage ?? :hihi:

Isaw a film and a chap killed a bloke by beating him to death with a 12 inch black rubber dildo.:) :)

How on earth did you manage get to be hit by a sausage ?? :hihi:

Maybe the pig wasn't fully dead :D

Aren't you burning your supper Mandarin ??:hihi:

Aren't you burning your supper Mandarin ??:hihi:

Better safe than sorry!
I sure would not want the sausage to stick a fork in me :o

Police have released an announcement to the press, it reads that at about 8pm this evening they were called to a disturbance at said supermarket, upon arrival two were detained and one taken to the hospital. Two suspects have been released on bail pending further enquiries and the cucumber was said to be "in a comfortable and stable condition"

I was hit in the face by a sausage in there once.

:o :o I bet you was dear.

What was his name :P :P

Well cucumbers, whatever next, I am off there tomorrow night after work, there better not be any lettuce fights there, or I may have to pick up a banana and start.... :thumbsup:

Isaw a film and a chap killed a bloke by beating him to death with a 12 inch black rubber dildo.:) :)
Did you hire it from B'llockbusters?

The poor girl did not stand a chance...
http://www.funpeak.com/wp-content/fun-212.jpg
It took 4 surgeons and 6 hours in surgery to finally dig it out! I hope someone minded her shopping. She's currently undergoing speech therapy.

(note to mods... picture is tame... but I sensed that you would proceed with caution)

Is the cucumber ok?

Depends where the weapon has been. :suspect:

Is the cucumber ok?

It was found part digested and gasping for air