This is a cry for help!
My other half is almost four months preggers and shes going bloody senile!
She took the batteries out of the remote a few nights ago and then blamed ME when it didnt change channels on the TV! She went to her sisters today but paid a visit to the shop and asked me if we needed anything so I gave her a list of stuff.
She came back with less than half of what I asked her to get then told me that I was gaslighting her when I told her that shed forgotten things.
SHE PUT MY DAUGHTERS GLASSES ONTO MY FATHER IN LAWS DOG!

Is this normal for some women during pregnancy? When she was preggers with our last kid she was fine.
My ex was fine with her first kid too then went ape poo when she got pregnant for the second time.

Is it me? Do I drive em mad? Is it hormones? Or is it simply a...ok lets put our cards on the table here, Are women all mental?!?!?

I have a lovely life here, but this is a fly in the ointment, the snake in Eden, the...thing in...erm...whatsit...You know what I mean.

:hihi: "do i drive em mad" say no more ;) :hihi:

:hihi: "do i drive em mad" say no more ;) :hihi:
Shes got an infected tear duct too and that makes her look totally mental.
She keeps twitching her eye at me! It put me right off my whelk stuffing.

:hihi: She might be winking at you :suspect:

:hihi: She might be winking at you :suspect:
With her lower lid??

She does it again and Im having her sectioned!

Well, think of it like this...

When a woman is not pregnant all her brain capacity is used up to store lots of trivia that men can access at anytime with a "DARLING !! where is the....." etc.

Once pregnant all her life force is centered around her forming child, thus taking some away from her brain (it's a priority thing). A result of this is that the man/hubby/partner must now adapt to this and begin to take responsibility for himself and learn to find the bog roll before he goes to the bog etc. It's all good preparation for when said baby arrives and wife has less time for hubby's little whims and whinges.

Isn't nature wonderful?

With her lower lid??

She does it again and Im having her sectioned!
She might be multi talented :hihi:

Well, think of it like this...

When a woman is not pregnant all her brain capacity is used up to store lots of trivia that men can access at anytime with a "DARLING !! where is the....." etc.

Once pregnant all her life force is centered around her forming child, thus taking some away from her brain (it's a priority thing). A result of this is that the man/hubby/partner must now adapt to this and begin to take responsibility for himself and learn to find the bog roll before he goes to the bog etc. It's all good preparation for when said baby arrives and wife has less time for hubby's little whims and whinges.

Isn't nature wonderful?
Yeah and thats another thing! Shes stopped wiping my botty after I had a poo! Im feeling SO neglected!

She might be multi talented :hihi:
"She" and "Talented" in the same sentance?


heh heh

Yeah and thats another thing! Shes stopped wiping my botty after I had a poo! Im feeling SO neglected!
She will have another botty to clean soon :hihi: you are gonna have to do your own now :)

"She" and "Talented" in the same sentance?


heh heh
:o you are sleeping in the dog house tonight jabber :hihi:

:o you are sleeping in the dog house tonight jabber :hihi:
I was BORN there!

I was BORN there!
You are gonna die there if u carry on with them remarks :hihi:

I was BORN there!

Yes, and we can all see why, too!

:P

Shes now behind me reading this! BE NICE!!

Mrs Jabberwocky,

If you'd like to scroll up I can advise on good solicitors.

Shes now behind me reading this! BE NICE!!
Whack him with something he deserves it :hihi:

Now Im being FORCED to make a drink!

If she types anything dont believe a word of it! Shes mad I tall ya! MAD!

well whatever you do, I wouldn't accept one from her for a few weeks. Not until she's finished being peeved with you. Just a tip.

well whatever you do, I wouldn't accept one from her for a few weeks. Not until she's finished being peeved with you. Just a tip.
Mercifully her tempers with me are short lived. Theyre short yet intense!
Im too loveable to abuse. :)

Wheres the bloody smileys gone?!?!?

Shes now behind me reading this! BE NICE!!

Be NICE? US?? :hihi:

We don't know the meaning of the word where you're concerned ... you should be making the drinks for the next 10 years ... what else do you have to do after all? Just idling around on tinternet, pah!

:P

Be NICE? US?? :hihi:

We don't know the meaning of the word where you're concerned ... you should be making the drinks for the next 10 years ... what else do you have to do after all? Just idling around on tinternet, pah!

:P
I always make the drinks! She wouldnt know what a kettle looked like!


(Yeah shes gone to watch TV so Im safe again)

I always make the drinks! She wouldnt know what a kettle looked like!


(Yeah shes gone to watch TV so Im safe again)
:o I would clobber u with the kettle if i was your mrs :hihi:

Mercifully her tempers with me are short lived.

I wish I could join you in your delusion but we are after all talking about a woman. You may think they are short lived but that brain thing that a woman has holds far longer reaching memories than any mans can.

I wish I could join you in your delusion but we are after all talking about a woman. You may think they are short lived but that brain thing that a woman has holds far longer reaching memories than any mans can.
"Brain"?

We ARE talking about a female you know!


Oh god im gonna be banned.

Actually... youre right... Women DO tend to bring up things in arguments that are years old! Why do you all do that?!?!?

No banning would be too easy. :hihi:

Actually... youre right... Women DO tend to bring up things in arguments that are years old! Why do you all do that?!?!?

Just because we can.

She was doing the ironing the other day and the phone rang... For a second,,, JUST for a split second she almost put the iron to her ear.

he he he lol bless

Jabbers, we have hormones - we didnt ask for them, but we got stuck with them, you just have to accept this!

Jabbers, we have hormones - we didnt ask for them, but we got stuck with them, you just have to accept this!
But cant she have them extracted in some way?
Also, I heared somewhere that when a woman acts this way it means she has a high level of testosterone in her system-which means that shes having a boy...
I wonder how accurate that is.