SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!)

Ready... set... go...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

just to add - sorry if this is a bit strong for here :blush:

Just liked it!

TeeHee, i love it, cant wait till the next karioki night in the local :thumbsup:
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Fantastic Lotti, just fantastic !

First I was afraid, then I got pie-eyed
That little drink of something, plus the ice, was fortified
I hit him with a chip, a mango and the tango was for free
That little tramp, two years, oh how the time he served, he served for me
Oh no not I.........

I did the biss
I really did
That little sprog he spawned I always knew was never, never his
It had a brain, a tongue, a mind, unlike that poor pathetic he
Butlins, during Term Time, satisfaction by the sea...........

Chorus............:hihi: