...but aren't really that important in the scheme of things?




People who say "pacific" instead of specific.


Makes me want to commit murder.

People that chomp whilst eating.

Makes me want to stab them in their eye with my fork.

automated diallers that always seem to ring when your taking a bath or using the toilet and dont actually say anything when you answer.

i went ex-directory pacifically to stop these but i still get them :rolleyes:

seriously though, my friend is a mental health carer and these calls cause much distress to her patients.

couldn't be banned soon enough.

Noisy eaters... Sloppy sounds/chomping.... oooo I could just... :rant:

people who sniff excessively. There is just no need.

Oh, and anyone touching my hair, it's long but I don't understand why that makes people feel the need to touch it. Get off, get off, get off!!:rant:

when my other half has a wee and doesnt flush the toilet! eurgh!!!!

when my other half has a wee and doesnt flush the toilet! eurgh!!!!

conservationist?

Anything and everything other people do when I have PMT!!:hihi:

Pets who think they are better than there owners!

conservationist?
no just lazyness!

People that chomp whilst eating.

Makes me want to stab them in their eye with my fork.
yes yes yes,i hate that,and the ones that eat with their mouth open, but chomping,i would gladly kill anyone within range that does it, and teeth clicking,thats another one,my special hatred is for david,a bloke that used to go in our pub,if any of the jamacan regulars came in he would constantly be shouting " yo, my main man " not just the once,dozens of times, hes gone now,the other is people who sing above the juke box volume,aaaarrrggghhhh, alan, you know i warned you loads of times about it........

[QUOTE=kookymonster



People who say "pacific" instead of specific.


Makes me want to commit murder.[/QUOTE]

THAT drives me nuts also.........thick pigs........:rant: :hihi:

...but aren't really that important in the scheme of things?




People who say "pacific" instead of specific.


Makes me want to commit murder.

Along the lines of this, people who say free and not three! :rant:

It drives me nuts when people say "free" instead of "three"! Grrrrrr!

Along the lines of this, people who say free and not three! :rant:


SNAP!:hihi:

Pubes left in the bottom of the bath ! Eeeww !

Yes and those who not only say but write "brought" instead of bought.:rant:

chip shops that sell rissoles as fishcakes!

chip shops that sell rissoles as fishcakes!
You said it!
Theyre the bane of my bloody life!

THAT drives me nuts also.........thick pigs........:rant: :hihi:


What is it that pacifically annoys you about it?

and then charge you for a tray and fork.

What is it that pacifically annoys you about it?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr............I'd love to drown them in it.......:hihi:

When you're walking along behind someone and they just stop.

TOSSERS!!!!!!

People who stand in shop doorways talking and then complain when you knee them in the groin.

Old People

People who knee me in the groin whilst I'm stood talking in shop doorways...

People that spell 'lose' as 'loose'
e.g did you see Sheff Utd loose on Saturday??..does my nut in

Old People
How old are you BTW ?

People who stand in shop doorways talking and then complain when you knee them in the groin.

Ooooo yes! Thats such a pain!

When someone gets on the bus before you and spends 20 minutes finding there wallet and counting to pay. :rant:

People who say "pacific" instead of specific.

Another couple of words which seem to cause speech problems:

sumbarine=submarine

chimley=chimney


grrr

And don't get me going about text speak and poor grammar

Parent and child parking spaces ! Why the need ?

When someone gets on the bus before you and spends 20 minutes finding there wallet and counting to pay. :rant:
Same with people in supermarket queues, they wait for hours to get served then get their purse out and fiddle with it for a few hours before paying.
********!

How old are you BTW ?

I'm 28 thanks.

During busy times at Petrol stations, People that pay for petrol, get back in the car and tit about for 5 minutes whilst you are waiting to drive up to the pump and fill up...GET A MOVE ON NUMBNUTS!!

Parent and child parking spaces ! Why the need ?
For Parent and Children..isn't that obvious??

I'm 28 thanks.
Young people !

For Parent and Children..isn't that obvious??
But why do they need allocated parking spaces ?

Young people !

I asked for that I suppose! :thumbsup:

During busy times at Petrol stations, People that pay for petrol, get back in the car and tit about for 5 minutes whilst you are waiting to drive up to the pump and fill up...GET A MOVE ON NUMBNUTS!!

Oh yes. It's usually some bimbo touching up her lippy. Makes you wish you were driving a tank then you could ram them up their nether regions

But why do they need allocated parking spaces ?
why do disabled??

Old People

Not old people in general but the ones who have had all week to do there shopping (because they're retired) but choose to go to tesco on a friday evening or saturday afternoon to wander round holding everone up!

People with screaming wains in shops and on buses drive me nuts too.:rant:

Tony Blair, David Cameron, all their mates and people who support them.

My old fat,evil boss who we called "Bubbles" used to sat Toooooosday instead of Tuesday, Toona instead of Tuna, Stoooodent instead of Student the list goes on! Me and my work pal Matt used to cringe and want to slap her when she said it!!

Money Money Money!!!! It irritates me beyond belief. I hate it.:rant: :rant:
At the moment anyway! when I am rich (yeah likely story) I will not hate it so much. :thumbsup:

My old fat,evil boss who we called "Bubbles" used to sat Toooooosday instead of Tuesday. Toona instead of Tuna, Stoooodent instead of Student the list goes on! Me and my work pal Matt used to cringe and want to slap her when she said it!!

American/Canadian by any chance?

People who refer to a situation or the weather "Hotting up" There is no verb "to hot" therefore something cannot "Hot up". It warms up or it heats up, it does NOT hot up!!!
:rant: :rant:

what about when on the bus wanting to get home and some woman gets on tries to pay a £1.50 fare with a £20 note and starts having an argument with the driver about it!!!

No she was from Chesterfield! It is nothing against anyone from there because I worked with another girl from Chesterfield and she spoke normally! It really used to get my back up, probably coz I hated her so much anyway!!
I think she knew that we hated it so one day she told me and Matt the recipe for "Toooooooooooona pasties" well she must have said Tooooooooona about 12 times and by the end of It I was laughing so much at her I had to get up and leave the office! Yak, vile woman!

why do disabled??
Unable to walk to the shop - need the aid of a wheelchair or sticks , Why then does a parent with children need to park near to the shop ? Unless they are disabled of course ?

Unable to walk to the shop - need the aid of a wheelchair or sticks , Why then does a parent with children need to park near to the shop ? Unless they are disabled of course ?

Because quite a few kids are unable to walk....?!?!?!

:huh:

People that type "of" instead of "have" ie must of, rather than must have.

Kids coming out of sandwich shops and throwing their paper bags on the floor is another pet hate

A slight inconvenience for the parent having to carry a small child or baby a short distance surely cannot be compared with the difficulty a disabled person will encounter at the supermarket ?

Unable to walk to the shop - need the aid of a wheelchair or sticks , Why then does a parent with children need to park near to the shop ? Unless they are disabled of course ?
The spaces also have hatched areas each side of the space. This is to allow easier access to the vehicle with a pram,pushchair, baby chair etc so the fact they are nearer to the shop is only half the purpose of them.

A slight inconvenience for the parent having to carry a small child or baby a short distance surely cannot be compared with the difficulty a disabled person will encounter at the supermarket ?
No it's not and I wasn't comparing...I was kind of hoping you'd grasp the principal yourself but with you not having a baby or being a parent you aren't in a position to compare.

No she was from Chesterfield! It is nothing against anyone from there because I worked with another girl from Chesterfield and she spoke normally! It really used to get my back up, probably coz I hated her so much anyway!!
I think she knew that we hated it so one day she told me and Matt the recipe for "Toooooooooooona pasties" well she must have said Tooooooooona about 12 times and by the end of It I was laughing so much at her I had to get up and leave the office! Yak, vile woman!

this has made me me laugh so much!!!!! :hihi: :hihi:

this has made me me laugh so much!!!!! :hihi: :hihi:

Yes, I couldn't read it without sounding like Lloyd Grosman.

No it's not and I wasn't comparing...I was kind of hoping you'd grasp the principal yourself but with you not having a baby or being a parent you aren't in a position to compare.
This demonstrates much assumption ! I have three children - at one time they were all under 3 and only one of them was walking ! Despite this I still do not agree with parent and child only parking spaces and think spaces near to the shop should be allocated to disabled people only . How much extra space does anyone need to get a child out of a car for goodness sake ! I manage to park in a normal parking space and get all 3 children out without too much trouble.

I manage to park in a normal parking space and get all 3 children out without too much trouble.
Well done...all the more parent and child car parking spaces for everyone else.
Car parks are designed with a minimum number of disabled space requirements and seeing as they are hardly ever full (of disabled drivers) I can't see your point. Disabled spaces near the shop ARE allocated sufficiently so no-one is missing out anyway.

Apologies for the assumption :thumbsup:

people who chew gum loud on the bus right in your ear.....

grrrr!

Apology accepted and appreciated ! X

Kids coming out of sandwich shops and throwing their paper bags on the floor is another pet hate



It's not only kids who do this,we went to macdonalds the other day and a family were sat in their car eating their food,as we came out they were just driving off and they had thrown all the rubbish on the floor.Best of it was,they were parked bang next to a bin!
I have drove behind cars before that have thrown their macdonalds and other rubbish through the window. :rant:

People that type "of" instead of "have" ie must of, rather than must have.


God this is my BIGGEST pet hate!

My ex used to do it all the time! And another ex used to say 'I done it' instead of 'I did it' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I had a huge crush on Mischa Barton a couple of months ago, and I was watching the OC and she said something like that and it put me off her!!

I had a huge crush on Mischa Barton a couple of months ago, and I was watching the OC and she said something like that and it put me off her!!

Tell me more sunshine........;)

On the subject of disabled parking bays, people who are clearly not disabled who park in disabled bays just because they're to frigging fat/lazy/pompous to walk another couple of steps, that p***es me off, they should all be clamped :rant:

I have a list so here goes:


people who criticise something but don't offer a better solution.


people who criticise sports people but can't even kick a ball


old people in their bat mobiles (old people scooters) who race around supermarkets and the moor with no regard for anyone else

people who act like gods gift just because they are more senior in the workplace

newsreaders who don't pronounce things properly ie Mel - borne it should be prounounced Mel-Bin. And then there is the word muslim why do some newsreaders pronounce it muslum.

Bus drivers who virtually break their neck when turning away from your line of vision to avoid seeing you when you are running for a bus

People who have obviously been at the bus stop for a few minutes and don't have their fare ready for when they get on.

Kids who know they have to have their ruddy bus pass ready to get a concession fare, and waste our time digging around in a bag for it.



People on the moor and fargate who try and trap you into answering a questionaire


People who whinge that they haven't go enough to live on as they stand in their Nike shoes smoking their expensive fags, and complain that they don't get enough from the dole. Yet if you ask them what jobs they have gone for they say, they haven't had time.

Parents who slap their kids on the head or face

Parents who ask their kids to pack it in or do you want a slap. feel like saying 'oh yes please'

People who whinge about their job but do nothing to make the situation better, like considering another job.

Tell me more sunshine........;)

lol :rolleyes:

People that do lists and only bullet point half of it

people saying they goin to do sumat and not following it through it really grinds me that:rant:

People that do lists and only bullet point half of it

:hihi: mieow

People who say "bockle", "hospickle" and "lickle" Its "bottle", "hospital" and "little" for Gods sake!!!!! :rolleyes:

People who are "learning her to drive" ITS "TEACHING HER TO DRIVE" Grrrrrrr!:suspect:

People who eat crisps and breakfast cereal loudly - WHY??? :confused:

I'm quite a tolerant person really - no, honestly I am!!! :hihi:

What irratitates me? Irritants.

the glue that they use to attach cd's to the front of magazines, (Q, Mojo etc.)
for the love of rod! put the whole shebang in a plastic bag!

On the subject of disabled parking bays, people who are clearly not disabled who park in disabled bays just because they're to frigging fat/lazy/pompous to walk another couple of steps, that p***es me off, they should all be clamped :rant:

I agree, then clamp their cars too.

People who put "ise" on the ends of words, I could murderise them!

People who say "bockle", "hospickle" and "lickle" Its "bottle", "hospital" and "little" for Gods sake!!!!! :rolleyes:

People who are "learning her to drive" ITS "TEACHING HER TO DRIVE" Grrrrrrr!:suspect:

Yep, pretty damned irritating those, Ellybum. I'd add litter droppers to the list
and in particular bone-headed parents who see their children drop litter and don't correct them. That makes me seethe.

Oh, and the brain-dead morons who turn left at the junction of Middlewood road onto Bradfield Road. I've seen this happen several times over the past couple of months. The other day I was crossing there with two children (the 'green man' was on) and a car did exactly that. I yelled ''You can't turn left there you pinhead'' - the car, occupied by four young men slowed down and a back seat passenger openened his door and shouted ''Do you want us to come and kick your effing head in?''
I retorted with a ''No'' and a cheery wave....

Wolfmother.

http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=12786

People who wait in a queue to get to the bar on a busy night and then turn around to their mates asking all five of them what they want individually. :loopy: Not only have they made the queue bigger by bringing all their mates with them but they're holding the queue up by messing about asking when they could've just brought one mate with them to help them carry.

It's alot funnier on the bar side though because you just move onto someone who does actually know what they want and ignore the idiot who just wasted yours and everyone elses time. ;)

Lots of things but definitely people who emphasise the "t" in words like mental, hospital, bottle, little, why do they do it ... is it estuary english, new speak or something? Even some of the younger news reporters on the BBC do it. I can't help making the same sort of value judgment about them as I do with people who say "would of".

It's just wrong, please stop it!:cool:

automated diallers that always seem to ring when your taking a bath or using the toilet and dont actually say anything when you answer.

i went ex-directory pacifically to stop these but i still get them :rolleyes:

seriously though, my friend is a mental health carer and these calls cause much distress to her patients.

couldn't be banned soon enough.

are you trying to wind kookiemonster up katie, or are u just one of those dozy "pacificers"?

Pubes left in the bottom of the bath ! Eeeww !

i sneak into ur house and leave them there for u to find

Lots of things but definitely people who emphasise the "t" in words like mental, hospital, bottle, little, why do they do it ... is it estuary english, new speak or something? Even some of the younger news reporters on the BBC do it. I can't help making the same sort of value judgment about them as I do with people who say "would of".

It's just wrong, please stop it!:cool:
Martin Brundle the GP commentator is the worst for that.
'And here comes Jenson BuT-ton' :hihi:

Parent and child parking spaces ! Why the need ?

maybe a few ok but no need for several hundred which seem to be empty most of the time

During busy times at Petrol stations, People that pay for petrol, get back in the car and tit about for 5 minutes whilst you are waiting to drive up to the pump and fill up...GET A MOVE ON NUMBNUTS!!

another nail on the head - wake up u inconsiderate buffoons!!!

i sneak into ur house and leave them there for u to find
That must be right cos they ain't mine ! You moulting or something ?

People,usually southerners,who pronounce a U as an A......as in Mashroom or Cant.............:hihi:

That must be right cos they ain't mine ! You moulting or something ?

lol only some days of the month - i'm a werewolf

:-)

lol only some days of the month - i'm a werewolf

:-)
I'll watch out for the next full moon then !

I'll watch out for the next full moon then !
You beat me to it !

Slow useless drivers you giveway to then completely blank you as if they had the right of way anyhow - :rant:

People,usually southerners,who pronounce a U as an A......as in Mashroom or Cant.............:hihi:
Cant?
What?

I dont get it, whats a ca..


Ok i JUST got it....

ahem.

People who say "bockle", "hospickle" and "lickle" Its "bottle", "hospital" and "little" for Gods sake!!!!! :rolleyes:

People who are "learning her to drive" ITS "TEACHING HER TO DRIVE" Grrrrrrr!:suspect:

People who eat crisps and breakfast cereal loudly - WHY??? :confused:

I'm quite a tolerant person really - no, honestly I am!!! :hihi:



People who pronounce hospital and metal with over emphasiss on the T.:rant:

[QUOTE=Dozey]People who pronounce hospital and metal with over emphasiss on the T.:rant:[/QUOTE

People who cant spell emphasis:rolleyes:

Lots of things but definitely people who emphasise the "t" in words like mental, hospital, bottle, little, why do they do it ... is it estuary english, new speak or something? Even some of the younger news reporters on the BBC do it. I can't help making the same sort of value judgment about them as I do with people who say "would of".

It's just wrong, please stop it!:cool:


No, estuary english is when they drop the Ts,as in wa'er (water) or ta'oo (tattoo).:huh:

Our lass:hihi: :hihi:

people who sniff excessively. There is just no need.

Oh, and anyone touching my hair, it's long but I don't understand why that makes people feel the need to touch it. Get off, get off, get off!!:rant:

ahhhh long hair lovely

people who sniff excessively. There is just no need.

Oh, and anyone touching my hair, it's long but I don't understand why that makes people feel the need to touch it. Get off, get off, get off!!:rant:

people who wont let me touch their long hair what's all the fuss

I have a list so here goes:


people who criticise something but don't offer a better solution.


people who criticise sports people but can't even kick a ball


old people in their bat mobiles (old people scooters) who race around supermarkets and the moor with no regard for anyone else

people who act like gods gift just because they are more senior in the workplace

newsreaders who don't pronounce things properly ie Mel - borne it should be prounounced Mel-Bin. And then there is the word muslim why do some newsreaders pronounce it muslum.

Bus drivers who virtually break their neck when turning away from your line of vision to avoid seeing you when you are running for a bus

People who have obviously been at the bus stop for a few minutes and don't have their fare ready for when they get on.

Kids who know they have to have their ruddy bus pass ready to get a concession fare, and waste our time digging around in a bag for it.



People on the moor and fargate who try and trap you into answering a questionaire


People who whinge that they haven't go enough to live on as they stand in their Nike shoes smoking their expensive fags, and complain that they don't get enough from the dole. Yet if you ask them what jobs they have gone for they say, they haven't had time.

Parents who slap their kids on the head or face

Parents who ask their kids to pack it in or do you want a slap. feel like saying 'oh yes please'

People who whinge about their job but do nothing to make the situation better, like considering another job.

People who pronounce Melbourne as Melbin,and people who cant spell pronounced (prounounced), sorry okka;)

i HATEwhen people say anything over 100% like "I gave it 120% drives me mental, you can't give/do more than 100%!!!!!!!

People who have a Mcdonalds (for example) then leave their trays and rubbish on the table. Just take it to the bin for christs sake!

People on the tram in a morning who carry a rucksack the size of Belgium and can't stand still, hence they batter me with the bag.

And the very worst, people who play loud music on their mobiles so we can all hear. Why not use headphones?

People who chew gum loudly!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh :rant:

No, estuary english is when they drop the Ts,as in wa'er (water) or ta'oo (tattoo).:huh:

Lily Allen does that in her song 'Smile'. Does my nut in, although she's a southerner and that irritates me a little too. :hihi:

She could never irritate me, far too fit lol :)

Shallowness is the way forward. Quick march!!!! :hihi:

My tastes are but simple ones, and yes, quite shallow. Guilty as charged Pauly :)

I've said this before but I'll say it again because I'm waging a one man campaign about it.

Parents who dress their babies in romper suits that make them look like bears. What are they trying to tell the child? ARGH!

Wilf

Parents who dress their babies in romper suits that make them look like bears. What are they trying to tell the child? ARGH!
God, yes! I'll add Ann Geddes photos to that too :gag: .

Those lobster like parasite things that whales have on them. They really bug the hell out of me!

You beat me to it !

lol ur bath will look like a barbers floor

Old People

Your going to regret saying that,cos your going to be old one day if your lucky.:hihi:

i HATEwhen people say anything over 100% like "I gave it 120% drives me mental, you can't give/do more than 100%!!!!!!!

Agree on that 100%.:)

if ive told you one, ive told you a 1000 times.......errr no u might have told me 2 or 3 times, but a 1000????? please :loopy: :loopy: :loopy:

I'm going to have a rant here...............OK...............Stupid idiots who conduct their personal lives in public via their mobile phones...........phone users who seem to forget there IS a microphone in the hand set.........no need to shout................posturing gorilla type brainless males who think it looks macho to strut down the street like John Wayne with a mobile on one side of their belt and keys swinging from the other. Ignorant people who answer their mobiles whilst at the check -out or at the till in the bank. Just all brainless morons who can't be non-contactable for any reason because it makes them feel important really. And finally, pensioners who choose to buy two teacakes and a small nutty sliced from my sarni shop, in my lunch break, when they have all day and could buy a freezer and then COMPLAIN there's a queue! I feel better for that.......:hihi:

Crap bus drivers who think they own the road.And old pensioners who have had all week to go shopping but insist on going on a saturday afternoon and spend 20 minutes squinting at every label.

Dopes at supermarket checkouts - at busy times - who wait until all their shopping has been scanned before they start putting it into carriers.

Supermarket carrier bags that won't open when you are trying to put shopping in them

2 litre drinks bottles that won't stand up properly when in carrier bags because some numpty designed them with round bottoms. :loopy:

People that harp on about how much better the book was than the film.......................B******S.

People that harp on about how much better the book was than the film.......................B******S.

Yeah, but AJ - nine times out of ten they're right!

Yeah, but AJ - nine times out of ten they're right!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah I particularly loved all the special effects in the novel Saving Private Ryan.
They were so good I had to wash the blood of the pages.

I LOVE this thread!!
I agree with all the above. BUT my particular hate is people who are miserable and want to moan so that every one else is miserable too! Especially when I am in a rare happy mood.

When people say "can I lend your [insert item here]" instead of "can I borrow..."

People who order a drink/round of drinks and then disappear to the toilet for 10 mins without telling you or leaving any money for the drinks! (I work on a bar..)

This tread is quite irritating actually, reminding me of all the things that irritate me!:| :hihi:

I also hate it when your having a perfectly normal conversation and someone walks right up to you and interupts it with meaningless s***e.
It makes me want to introduce my forehead to the bridge of their nose....several times.

Muriel Grey...I simply cannot see any reason whatsoever for her existence.

People who say "borrow me this" instead of lend me this. Also people who park in disabled parking spaces and mother and child just because they are too lazy to walk that extra few feet. Also people who stop for no apparent reason right in front of you when walking around meadowhall :loopy:

OH and Jodie Marsh :thumbsup:

Also people who stop for no apparent reason right in front of you when walking around meadowhall

God yeah, thought that was just me who found that irritating! Also when they walk round meadowhall in a group and spread themselves as wide as possible, making it impossible to get past

What about people in front of you in lifts or on escalators who get out of the lift of off the escalator and stop dead in their tracks in INCH from the doors/offstep and stand there looking around dim-wittedly.

Drives me insane!

God yeah, thought that was just me who found that irritating! Also when they walk round meadowhall in a group and spread themselves as wide as possible, making it impossible to get past

And, when they don't make no effort to avoid walking into you, or other people.

I'm always more or less dodging in and out like a blue-arsed fly, unless i'm in one of those moods.

So I have a face like thunder, and just walk in a straight line and smack straight into them, unless theres some elderly people, and pushchairs etc..

:)

OH and Jodie Marsh :thumbsup:

Although Marsh is irritating I would no doubt find a few uses for her before she became too tedious.
Either that or I would get too tired.

I'm quite a "husky" lad Scarby, so I tend to stand my ground and let them walk into me lol

OH and Jodie Marsh :thumbsup:

I second that, can't stand the woman. If she were anymore fake she'd have a job in Marks n Sparks front window modelling a new swim suit with the other dummies.

Not seen much of her since celeb big brother last year though. Putting her true personality in the spotlight was clearly a bad career move. :hihi:

I'm quite a "husky" lad Scarby, so I tend to stand my ground and let them walk into me lol

It gets on me tits though, once or twice is fine, but ALL the time I'm at Meadowhall, or indeed, town? Grrr! :mad:

This happens to me all the time in Borders: The shop is on two levels; most non-fiction, DVDs, CDs and Starbucks are upstairs. I can guarentee that every time I walk down the stairs to the lower floor, I'll be behind a parent with a toddler who'll be slowly inching their way down, step by painful step. The parent will turn around and smile indulgently, as if to say 'aw, isn't this just the most lovely thing you've ever seen? I'm teaching my child to walk down stairs in public.'

Please. Pick the child up and carry it. That way you won't have a queue of pished off folk behind you just itching to drop-kick the child out of the way.

It gets on me tits though, once or twice is fine, but ALL the time I'm at Meadowhall, or indeed, town? Grrr!

Me too Scarby, especially when I am on my way through from work and not in the best mood anyway!

Sorry NPB we can't have this thread.................

Sorry NPB we can't have this thread.................

Er, yeah we can :rolleyes:

OH and Jodie Marsh :thumbsup:
Yep, the bleached one acts like a bimbo and then complains when people call her a bimbo and her entire carer seems to have been hinged on slagging off Jordan who did not indulge in bitching to get to her position!

Er, yeah we can

It's ok Scarby, little in-joke between myself and Helen :)

People that chomp whilst eating.

Makes me want to stab them in their eye with my fork.
Thank god I thought it was just me.
Seriously.

Thank god I thought it was just me.
Seriously.



No, I can assure you, my TV came close to being smashed beyond all recognition while watching Nikki from big brother on one occasion. Can these people not shut their mouths whilst eating? It's not difficult.

No, I can assure you, my TV came close to being smashed beyond all recognition while watching Nikki from big brother on one occasion. Can these people not shut their mouths whilst eating? It's not difficult.

What about those people who blow their nose when at the table eating a meal and then look in their hanky. what do they expect to see their brains.
A disgusting habit,also the people who light a fag between courses in a restaurant.

Drivers overtaking on the wrong side. Hardly anything annoys me about other drivers, but I find myself taking stupid risks to prevent anyone "undertaking" me

Originally Posted by YakQueudrue
People that chomp whilst eating.

Makes me want to stab them in their eye with my fork.

How hard did I laugh at this?

And yes the nose-blowing at table thing! :rant: I once had dinner with a bloke in a smart Indian restaurant in Battersea and he did this into a COTTON serviette.

It was nice knowing him, briefly :rolleyes:

2 litre drinks bottles that won't stand up properly when in carrier bags because some numpty designed them with round bottoms. :loopy:
I'll go with that one.:rant:

People who barge into a lift without letting anyone out first, as if they expect no-one is in the lift.

Drivers in traffic jams who insist on leaving three car lengths at least free in front of them (with a bit of luck this jam'll stretch to Chesterfield soon).

ANYONE who doesn't indicate.

Firms using american spelling (Plumb Center).

Tuppony hapenny haulage firms who emblazon their vehicles with "Logistics" - look up logistics in a dictionary!

DFS adverts. Any of them.

Cosmetics/hair ads. "My hair is soft and nourished :gag: my wrinkles appear :suspect: lighter....."

That flamin AA ad with the singing repair men.

Football commentators who say "That was a slide-rule pass" :huh: Slide rules were rather inaccurate devices - see "Slide Rule Amnesty" thread.

Footballers who start every sentence with "Hopefully..." when being interviewed. :mad: :mad:

Lists.:thumbsup:

People using the expressions 'chill', 'take a chill pill', 'chilling out' etc...

A wife who complains about the noise I'm making eating crisps, when all I can hear is her crunching them.

A wife who leaves a horrible smell behind as she walks through M&S with you, and women look at look at you as if to say "It's a man...It must be him that f**ted". Then when you catch up with her, she claims "it just came out" - not that we are allowed to get away with that for an excuse!

People who pronounce hospital and metal with over emphasiss on the T.:rant:

As opposed to a "K"? :confused:

People who pronounce hospital and metal with over emphasiss on the T.
How else are you meant to pronounce those words? :huh:

People who tell you one thing and promply do the opposite without telling you first and leaving you wondering what the eck is going on :loopy:

Having my threads removed for no good reason.

Bit of a strange one, but I hate it in films or TV shows (and the Simpsons is the only one I can think of at the moment) when they show something from an insect's point of view, and what you actually see is fifty tiny images of the scene, which I am assuming is supposed to reflect the fact that insects have compound eyes.

It annoys me each and every time, because that's not how insects see at all. Compound eyes doesn't mean compound vision, if that makes sense.

No one cares about this but me.

In the Grand scheme of things...

Papercuts.

Or when you rip your fingernail off, and you might've "ripped" a bit too much off.

*winces*

When you touch anything after like surfaces, books, cups (or whatever), it feels completely alien.

:gag:

When you're waiting to turn right at atraffic light, it turns to amber but the cars keep coming and they wont stop so you can get through.

when you forget that you have left a tupperbox in the fridge for about 10 years full of what its now minging to say the least!

Vegetarians, vegans, organic food eaters, Atkins dieters, or anyone who makes a choice about what they eat then expect everyone to pander to their choice.

People who tell you one thing and promply do the opposite without telling you first and leaving you wondering what the eck is going on :loopy:

I agree with you mate- and they dont even have the courteousy as well to tell people why they have made that decision.

Its pathetic it really is.

Another thing that irritates the hell out of me- when you try and help people to make something better and all you get for your time and efforts is to be kicked in the teeth to be honest, its like being stabbed in the back mate.
I hate it.

Vegetarians, vegans, organic food eaters, Atkins dieters, or anyone who makes a choice about what they eat then expect everyone to pander to their choice.

Its called "choice" Nick2. Its your choice to eat meat, its a vegetarian/vegan's choice not to. :thumbsup:

Its called "choice" Nick2. Its your choice to eat meat, its a vegetarian/vegan's choice not to. :thumbsup:

Exactly, make your choice, eat what you like, but don't go on about it 24/7 like it's the most interesting topic of conversation ever invented and take every oppertunity to pint out how hard done by you are beacuse not every restaurant in Sheffield is vegetarian.

People who tell you one thing and promply do the opposite without telling you first and leaving you wondering what the eck is going on :loopy:
is this me
:)

Next door's cat

Not cats generally - I quite like 'em

Going to Morrisons for 8a.m. getting to the checkouts, 3 open and one just going for a break because she's been there since 8 o'clock.!!!!!!! Might as well have gone later I got home at the same time as usual.

People that can't be bothered to spellcheck what they write online, so you have difficulty working out what they are trying to say. An occasional word wrong is ok. But half the post? Pure laziness in my opinion.

Ryan and his p*** taking!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

This man of eastenders really gets to me..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/coolstuff/download/wallpaper/wallpaper_content/640/bradley.jpg

This man of eastenders really gets to me..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/coolstuff/download/wallpaper/wallpaper_content/640/bradley.jpg

I thought that was you?

:confused:

I thought that was you?

:confused:

No, its Bradley from eastenders.

http://www.andreazuill.com/images/zuill/FatWomanSMALL.jpg

i HATEwhen people say anything over 100% like "I gave it 120% drives me mental, you can't give/do more than 100%!!!!!!!

That and people whistling, I don't know why but it makes me want to punch them or scream at them to stop, it's totally irrational, I'm aware of that

People who are angry at the world and have an enormous chip on their shoulder and use this as an excuse to have a go at anyone they choose.

I came across this today when doing a gas service in a certain area of Sheffield. When I told the lady (if she can be called that) that her washing machine would have to be moved in order for me to reach and turn off her gas meter so I could test for gas leaks she exclaimed 'Oh COME ON! and saw this as an opportunity to start ranting and raving about how useless my employer is and that everytime we come something goes wrong. :loopy: When I told her that there was no need to have a go at me because I was only doing my job she replied with 'Whatever!' I gave her a letter with her next appointment on it so that she could have the washer moved to provide access the next time we came around and left the property saying 'Have a nice day'. She came to the door and shouted 'F**k off' followed closely by 'Drop dead' :loopy: :loopy: :loopy:.

When she originally opened the door I couldn't help but notice the way she was dressed. Piercings through the eyebrow and lip, black jumper with some form of satanist symbol on it and a very grumpy expression on her face. Usually on encountering the alternative dresser I find that they tend to be very relaxed and friendly people who are just into the music/dress code and are interesting people to chat to. Clearly this bad missy (single for a reason) wanted to fit the evil stereotype properly. :suspect:

People who resurrect 3-day old threads long after everyone else has lost interest in them....

people who use light year as a measure of time

Im light years ahead of you on that one!


*Jabb legs it*

Im light years ahead of you on that one!


I agree 110%

nagging
people that say Im sorry. when they have not heard you

gossiping!!!!!! really gets my goat.

oh and susie sweet from balamory

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cymru/balamory/sweet/images/susie_head.gif

I agree 110%



arrrrgggghhhhhh:loopy:

All the "my thoughts are with the family" etc. posts whenever anyone mentions someone has died, thousands of people you don't know die every day, why arn't your thoughts with them ?

Lots of things mostly realted to people too many to name on here

When you speak to someone and you dont hear them properly so you say 'you what' and they say 'thi heard'
no i didnt thats why im asking what :rant:

people who smack their lips when eating and slurp whilst drinking.

people smoking when im eating

people who bite their nails then spit them out

a certain bf who eats crisps in bed and gets crumbs allover

people who talk during television time

chavs who listen to their mobile 'tunes' on their mobile whilst im coming home from work

chewing gum loudly

i could go on and on

a certain bf who eats crisps in bed and gets crumbs allover


Don't take it personally, love, He does the same when he's in bed with me....;)

Don't take it personally, love, He does the same when he's in bed with me....;)



o really


i didnt know he was that way inclined

The one thing that irritates me most is SF users asking the way to somewhere (the answer to that should be buy an A-Z), which buses take you where, what do do on their weekends off and similar daft questions that with a little bit of intiative they could find out quite easily.

When you speak to someone and you dont hear them properly so you say 'you what' and they say 'thi heard'
no i didnt thats why im asking what :rant:

people who smack their lips when eating and slurp whilst drinking.

people smoking when im eating

people who bite their nails then spit them out

a certain bf who eats crisps in bed and gets crumbs allover

people who talk during television time

chavs who listen to their mobile 'tunes' on their mobile whilst im coming home from work

chewing gum loudly

i could go on and on

And people eating while I’m smoking!

How else are you meant to pronounce those words? :huh:
Must i paint you a picture?:rolleyes:

Must i paint you a picture?:rolleyes:
And your point is?

I think Dozey was making the same point as I was ... pronouncing the 't' in the words like someone who's just learning to talk ... you know as in artisan's example Jensen But-ton, and men-tal, bot-tel, hospi-tal. The funniest thing I ever heard was a young girl, taking the thing to the extreme, who actially told me she'd hurt her "an-tal" :D The 't' in these words isn't pronounced as 'k' but it isn't used to start the following syllable either ...

Not 'hospikkle' or 'bokkle' but not 'hospi-tal' or 'bot-tel' - you must know what I mean :) "You're men-tal"!

The people who talk in this fashion also seem to be unable to pronounc the 't' in words where it's actially emphasised ... so you get 'wa'er'. 'bu'er'. 'bu'ler'. 'To'ley'

It's just wrong, and very irritating :D

people closing your favourite night club :rant:

people closing your favourite night club :rant:

That's beyond merely irritating, though Solomon1, I can find no words to suitably describe that :suspect:

I think Dozey was making the same point as I was ...
And its relevance to my sig is...?

Oh, hang on, I see. Because it's that obvious...

That's beyond merely irritating, though Solomon1, I can find no words to suitably describe that :suspect:

neither can i honey...did you see my suicide note (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=147888)?

And its relevance to my sig is...?
Oh, hang on, I see. Because it's that obvious...

I don't know about the reference to your siggie, I was responding to all our previous posts (and Ellybum's) about this. Possibly yes, s/he may have been attempting irony ...

Actually, I find a lot of other things much more seriously irritating than people emphasising the 't' in some words but it does make them sound a little 'slow'.

I haven't reread the thread, but I think I posted something about pronouncing the 't' in 'hospital'. Am I missing something? Should it not be pronounced? There's also a 't' in mental. It isn't a silent 't', so it's pronounced. Are you talking about overemphasising the 't'? I've never come across that. Is this a Sheffield thing that I've forgotten about/never knew? :huh:

People who yawn loudly - so irritating.

People who talk over you and don't listen to a word you are saying.

my hubby is from yorkshire but always pronounces bacon like a jamaican = b-a-i-can

it drives me potty

people who end each sentence with the word 'innit' arggggggghhhhhh

my hubby is from yorkshire but always pronounces bacon like a jamaican = b-a-i-can

it drives me potty

My boyfriend is from Sheffield but sometimes wont shut up pretending he's jam-a-i-con mon :hihi:

People who storm past you in shops like you don't exist, and have a huge sigh as they walk past you like you're in there way, and why suddenly stop in the middle of a shop when someone behind you is walking? Eh?:huh:

I haven't reread the thread, but I think I posted something about pronouncing the 't' in 'hospital'. Am I missing something? Should it not be pronounced? There's also a 't' in mental. It isn't a silent 't', so it's pronounced. Are you talking about overemphasising the 't'? I've never come across that. Is this a Sheffield thing that I've forgotten about/never knew? :huh:

I quite agree Hecate. Better to over pronounce the "T" than pronounce with a "K"! I mean, really, whats that all about? To me, it just smacks of laziness.

People who talk over you and don't listen to a word you are saying.

That drives me mad, especially when they interrupt you mid-sentence (like their voice is more important) and then you lose track of what you were saying in the first place. :mad:

I am just back from Meadowhall and cannot believe the number of pram pushers who just stop right in front of you, even they dont seem to know why they have done it.
We should have pram pusher and old gimmer only shopping days once a week to take some of the strain from our shopping trips.

Shopkeepers serving you whilst on the phone. It makes me so mad I feel like stepping the exchange up to a robbery.

What irritates me beyond belief?

why people think it's acceptable to touch pregnant women's bellies. the first time someone did this to me - it was someone i don't like, which was bad enough - i was so stunned at the invasion of my person that i just stood there open mouthed while one of my friends stood there with her hand over her mouth in horror, fully expecting me to slap the girl. i'm just not a physical contact sort of person.

i mean, do i try to touch fat blokes' beer guts? NO.

I am just back from Meadowhall and cannot believe the number of pram pushers who just stop right in front of you, even they dont seem to know why they have done it.
We should have pram pusher and old gimmer only shopping days once a week to take some of the strain from our shopping trips.

Shopkeepers serving you whilst on the phone. It makes me so mad I feel like stepping the exchange up to a robbery.

agreed, although i might add that it drives me nuts that i walk faster laden with shopping bags, screaming sprog and pushchair, than a good 80% of people without similar drawbacks do, and it's often very difficult to overtake people on pavements when you have a pushchair. oddly, old people seem much more aware of people with pushchairs than anyone else - it can be quite hard when you have a pushchair to get anywhere as there's an awful lot of people who think it's easier for you to get off the pavement to avoid a lamp post than it is for them to just not walk 3 abreast. that said, i do agree that women with pushchairs should ahve to take a pushchair pushing test and a theory test similar to a driving test.

I ALWAYS hold the door open for the next person to come through (within reason, I dont have all day) and I have found women with pushchairs are the most likely to not thank you. This however wont stop me being polite, not like the turd I saw earlier knowingly let the door close on a young woman with one child in a pushchair and one strapped to her chest.
This teenage scrote knew what he had done and grinned as he walked past, even though he was on his own and not trying to impress his scrote mates.

I hate it when someone walks behind you on a narrow pavement and huffs and puffs and walks basically into your bum to make it clear they want to get past, makes me instantly walk a little slower

I hate it when someone walks behind you on a narrow pavement and huffs and puffs and walks basically into your bum to make it clear they want to get past, makes me instantly walk a little slower

I do the same with tailgaters. Drive up my ass and your driving at walking speed.

I ALWAYS hold the door open for the next person to come through (within reason, I dont have all day) and I have found women with pushchairs are the most likely to not thank you. This however wont stop me being polite, not like the turd I saw earlier knowingly let the door close on a young woman with one child in a pushchair and one strapped to her chest.
This teenage scrote knew what he had done and grinned as he walked past, even though he was on his own and not trying to impress his scrote mates.


i always say thank you! it's amazing how many people can walk past someone struggling with crutches/pushchair/wheelchair without opening doors etc, so i find it really really nice when people do - hence always thanking them and giving them a really really big smile, like this one - :D.

the scrote you saw was probably the one that pushed me out of the way so he could get to the seat on the bus that was vacated for me (at 36 weeks pregnant) before me. i consoled myself with the knowledge that he'll probably die in a really unfortunate minimoto accident involving himself, a power kite, and a passing 747.

I hate it when someone walks behind you on a narrow pavement and huffs and puffs and walks basically into your bum to make it clear they want to get past, makes me instantly walk a little slower

agreed. i find it really amusing when people make the show of being in such a desperate hurry that they then have to break into a trot for 10 yards to make up the lost 3 seconds once they're past you. honestly people, i'm not trying to hold you up, but you can be polite about trying to get past ('excuse me, please', for instance) rather than use the amusing huffing and muttering!

Newsagents who deliver papers after you have cancelled them for your holidays!!

i hate it when people take advantage of my very good nature ..... im a very caring person i would give anything to help someone if they need it .......but more than once ive found people take advantage of this ! :rant:

People who insist on baiting me on here regarding *cough* the C word *cough*

When will certain people get it into their brains that I am NOT one of THOSE! And no, I do not protest too much before anyone says it.. :rant:

When i've held a door open for someone for longer than the normal couple of seconds and they can't say thankyou. Like the doors at Castle Market, people will have you stood there for ages and not one "thankyou".

People who insist on baiting me on here regarding *cough* the C word *cough*

When will certain people get it into their brains that I am NOT one of THOSE! And no, I do not protest too much before anyone says it.. :rant:

Rich, no-one thinks you are - that's the joke, that's why it's funny (because you react).

peeeeple whu carnt spel

A wife who complains about the noise I'm making eating crisps, when all I can hear is her crunching them.

A wife who leaves a horrible smell behind as she walks through M&S with you, and women look at look at you as if to say "It's a man...It must be him that f**ted". Then when you catch up with her, she claims "it just came out" - not that we are allowed to get away with that for an excuse!

lol lol lol olol :D :D :D

People who don't listen to a word you are saying.

Indeed! Especially Deaf people! :mad:

Indeed! Especially Deaf people! :mad:

FFS! :rant:

Deaf people talk over you because they obviously haven't heard you speak first, they obviously haven't got the volume set up right on their hearing aid!

Mods, I'm sorry for the FFS but the post I quoted is offensive to deaf people IMO, of which I am one.

adverts on the radio & on at the cinema.

everyone who insists on putting their feet on back of seats at cinemas.
you dont do it at home you slovenly bleeders.

everyone who insists on putting their feet on back of seats at cinemas.
you dont do it at home you slovenly bleeders.

I sit with my feet up at home, yer bleeder.

People who blame womens bad moods on PMT, its got nothing to do with it, just when its the time of the month you get hotter, feeling more irratable and therefore are not as patient to tolerate irritating males!!!! Also we are allowed to have a bad mood just as much as any one else anytime of the bloody month!!!:rant: :rant:

FFS! :rant:

Deaf people talk over you because they obviously haven't heard you speak first, they obviously haven't got the volume set up right on their hearing aid!

Mods, I'm sorry for the FFS but the post I quoted is offensive to deaf people IMO, of which I am one.

It was a joke. Chill.

People who blame womens bad moods on PMT, its got nothing to do with it, just when its the time of the month you get hotter, feeling more irratable and therefore are not as patient to tolerate irritating males!!!! Also we are allowed to have a bad mood just as much as any one else anytime of the bloody month!!!:rant: :rant:

You got the painters in love?!

:D

...sorry, sorry.....

[QUOTE=AJ sheffield]I am just back from Meadowhall and cannot believe the number of pram pushers who just stop right in front of you, even they dont seem to know why they have done it.
We should have pram pusher and old gimmer only shopping days once a week to take some of the strain from our shopping trips.

I have to agree with this, its like being in a bowling alley sometimes, their four wheels being used to knock over anything with two legs.:hihi:

lol, no actually in quite a good mood at work :huh: but it does say things that irrritate so thought i'd join in :D

women who know when its that time of the month but carry on regardless expecting even more perfection than usual.
we dont know when it is - how can we be more sympathetic etc.
you know when it is - so cant you get prepared.

lol, no actually in quite a good mood at work :huh: but it does say things that irrritate so thought i'd join in :D

Well, you're obivoualy not 'on', because you took my joke in the way it was intended :hihi:

lol, cheek the pair of you!!!!
And Willman how do you think we should prepare, i'm curious to know:huh: :D :D

:hihi: tamazepan

lol,you sure thats strong enough :hihi:

lol,you sure thats strong enough :hihi:

What about Ketamine?

mmm, dying isnt what i had in mind :hihi:

I cant stand paying £90 at the dentists when someone behind me gets it free cause they dont work grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yes yes yes,i hate that,and the ones that eat with their mouth open, but chomping,i would gladly kill anyone within range that does it, and teeth clicking,thats another one,my special hatred is for david,a bloke that used to go in our pub,if any of the jamacan regulars came in he would constantly be shouting " yo, my main man " not just the once,dozens of times, hes gone now,the other is people who sing above the juke box volume,aaaarrrggghhhh, alan, you know i warned you loads of times about it........

Was this mucky david with the long hair & brown leather jacket?

People who preach to you things they know nothing about. Even more so when you know for a fact they are talking absolute tosh! :rant:

People who say 'somefink' instead of 'something'

People who get to the top of an escalator and then stop, never thinking there are other people still coming up. Then when you crash into the back of them, they look at you as if you had materialised out of thin air.

People who get to the top of an escalator and then stop, never thinking there are other people still coming up. Then when you crash into the back of them, they look at you as if you had materialised out of thin air.

Absolutley!

And those folks who find the 'choke points' in shops and decide to stop dead in their tracks and have a natter or consult teh shopping list! I hope these folks don't drive... :)

People who say things aboout you that are not true, but cannot understand why you are upset about it.
Oh and people who don't see the need to apologise for above offence, but think you should just get over it :rant:

People who drop litter in the street.
People who hate other people not for what they say or do, but for what they are - e.g. gay, black, Muslim etc.

People who say things aboout you that are not true, but cannot understand why you are upset about it.
Oh and people who don't see the need to apologise for above offence, but think you should just get over it :rant:


I completely agree with you, Moonbird - I don't think some people realise just how very hurtful this can be. Or maybe they just don't care.... :(

StarSparkle

Oh thank you! thank you!!

I've been meaning for a few days now to start a thread on things that get on my wires and here's one for me!!!

Havent read all the way through yet so if anything is repeated do forgive moi.

Here's some of my top few. No doubt I will add others as I continue to be wound up on a regular basis.

1. Crossing/lollipop person on a pelican crossing!!! What's that about then?? Surely that type of crossing doesn't need one? I can think of plenty of other places that do. So why do some schools have no warden on a very busy road yet others have a warden on a pelican crossing??

2. Cyclists who mount the pavement and become pedestrians at traffic lights or when they cant get along the road. Can I do that in my car too then? :rant:

3. Drivers who pull out in front of you at the last minute then dawdle! At least have the nonce to get some acceleration up if you have caused me to brake cos you couldnt wait!

4. Loop systems on practically every telephone call I make to a business these days. Might do one for my phone at home to annoy them back

"Thank you for calling Msb Mansions. To speak to a member of the household press one. To try and sell us your product or service whilst we are in the middle of a meal press two. To hang up and not say what you wanted at all press three. To leave an annoying recorded message press 4....."

5. And when I DO have to phone the bank for example - when the call centre person takes my name, surname, sort code, bank acct details, numbers from my pin, dd details and refuses to give me any more than their first name when I have a complaint!!! Thats to you 'James' at Nat West Lending Centre in Brighton!:rant:

...but aren't really that important in the scheme of things?




People who say "pacific" instead of specific.


Makes me want to commit murder.
people that leave the cheese out of the fridge and let it go soft...:rant:

I don't think some people realise just how very hurtful this can be. Or maybe they just don't care.... :(

StarSparkle
I have come to the conclusion that it is the latter, indeed i think some people just get a kick out of upseting others particularly online where they can hide behind a monitor and never have to explain themselves :rolleyes:
Bye the way nice to see you back Starsparkle :)

I have come to the conclusion that it is the latter, indeed i think some people just get a kick out of upseting others particularly online where they can hide behind a monitor and never have to explain themselves :rolleyes:
Bye the way nice to see you back Starsparkle :)

Thank you, Moonbird - it's nice to be back! :thumbsup:

StarSparkle :)

People who say "At the end of the day", or "In the final analysis".

Sigh at the end of the day I go to be because it's night time:mad:

this seemingly endless stream of anti muslim posts at the present time :P

Getting banned for responding to arguments started by other people... :rant:

What's the betting this post'll get pulled in the next 10 minutes? :rolleyes: