When you rise in the morning do you jump out of bed with gusto!
and think I'm a Tiger, I'm a tiger, I'm a tiger or just aww! not another day!

wot morning already???

"Oh god, i'm still alive"

Wilf

More of a groan than a concious thought!

"Quick, where is the hi-fi remote"

"Oh bloody hell, not again". Meanwhile, frantically hunting for my mob to shut the alarm up, plus 5 mins later, the hi-fi goes off with the Paul Weller CD in it.

Alex

When i wake up and look at the radio clock & it is 4.45 Am and i'm wide awake i think to myself (if i get up now what will I do for the next 3 hours)..So I try to relax and go back to sleep, and the next thing I know, it's 6.30 AM and I get out of bed...And I still don't Know what to do for the next 3 hours.

'Oh, still alive then...'

Bugger, this is the longest time possible before I go back to bed

"please stop jumping on my head"

because, more often than not, that is how I am woken.

A sort of hmph grrrr urgh noise and then switch of my alarm and lie in bed for another five minutes which, regulary turns into another hour.

I dont have any inital thoughts just reactions, it takes me a good hour to start thinking after I wake up

Awwwww, B******........

Swich off alarm. Occasionally if i have gone to sleep again 'oh pooh gonna be late'
But usually think 'come on get out of bed and see what the weather is like'. In summer it is can i hang out my washing? winter has it snowed? Then shower.

Aw sod it let's get today over and done with so I can go back to bed at night.

I turn over and feel the warm place where Brad's been sleeping and think to myself he must be downstairs making me a nice cup of coffee !!!WHATEVER ! I usually let my phone play its entire piece of the can can in the hope that it will make me want to open my eyes!:help: :help: It never works :(

Oh well better go for a p*ss..... that's after the lumberjack has been to fell my wood, otherwise it could be messy.

Having said what i said before the first thought this week will be, 'only this week to go, and 7 weeks off, :D :D :D '

What the hell am I going to wear?
Nothing washed and nothing ironed. :confused:

My initial thoughts in the morning when the radio alarm goes off at 4:45 are 'get to the alarm clock quickly and press the snooze button'.

I then fall asleep for another nine minutes before the alarm goes off again.

Then I get up.

If its a none work day I tend to just fester for as long as possible... or until some disgruntled parent starts hammering on door :D

if it is a work morning first thought
"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(snooze)
"another 15 minutes wont hurt"
(snooze)
"have a few more minutes"
(snooze)
"dont really need a shower anyway... few more minutes"
(snooze)
"ahh breakfast is for wimps... can have a few more minutes"
(snooze)
"OH JESUS IS THAT THE TIME!!!"

:D

I do the old Peter Kay routine of waiting till 5 past exactly, then 10 past if I missed 5 past etc.. no getting out on odd numbers.

I usually think how uncomfortable my wife's voice is when it's reminding that I should be getting up LOL

I never seem to know exactly what day it is when I wake up.. I think its Sunday from Monday to Friday and immediately think its a weekday on Saturday and Sunday.

Too naughty to post on here.

Mines
Jump out of bed
Run outside
Call the Fire Brigade
As the Roof is on Fire :P

BUMS!






Only Jokin- im a real cheerful girlie really!

x_angel

I tend to wonder why, even when in bed alone, I am always the second to get up :confused:

I should have come to bed earlier ....... or....

I shouldn't have had that last drink.

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any b**ls to scratch.

I firstly have a good look around, to find out where I've ended up. Then check out who's next to me and either laugh, cry or sigh with relief. :cool:

Thought I'd resurrect this one just so you had something to think about for the morning.[COLOR=darkblue][B]

Sorry about this but mine is -

"Make us a cuppa sweetie." And then I realise she left me months ago ;)

Dragon

Originally posted by adlinds
"Why the hell do I have an erection?"

an inbuilt mechanism so u don't **** urself................

Oh no - it can't be that time already! :mad:

i wonder whats fridge and go and make breakfast

Say what Katy? Is this another one of those decypher it yourself sort of things?

You wake up in the morning and think of your fridge?

Strange.

Dragon

Tumble outta bed
And stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life
Jump in the shower
And the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the streets
The traffic starts jumpin'
And folks like me on the job from 9 to 5...



lol what a way to make a livin' :hihi:

My initial thought in the morning is "jeez is that the time, best get off the net and go to bed" :blush:

So many of us owning up to morning glory!;)

Usually my first thought is,
I'm late
then,
I'm sober
then,
better check what ridiculous things I was posting last night!

right now it's

"ooo what time is it?"
followed by
"ah yes, another day job hunting, another few hours in bed won't hurt"

and then back to sleep zzzzZZZZZZ!

"What is your initial thought in the morning"

Death, getting old :(

What about - "Who turned the bl**dy sun on at this time in the morning?"

Dragon

"I'm gonna get my gun"

Who am I...........?

My initial thought is 'Uummm... ten more minutes won't hurt!' and after ten minutes, I usually think the same!

Because I don't have to got go work in the mornings there seems to be nothing to keep me in bed. So I wake up early thinking 4.30 is it only that time can't get up yet.
To early.
hazel

Originally posted by royjames
Too naughty to post on here. he,he,he, the old nudge in the back technique, if it works, fine, if not it guarantees im not the one making breakfast...;)

Where am I, who am I, who's this guy ?

The usual questions I ask myself in a morning.

'oh well, I do need the money........'

Usually "Ah ****, I'm still here"

Joel

how to have a p without having to wash the floor afterwards

"do the people really need their City Living apartments soooo badly that there must be builders outside my window at this time EVERY F***ING MORNING?!?"; closely followed by a rant at Mr Kooky (bless 'im) about being woken up by the builders 7 days a week... then I have a shower and mentally plan my letter of complaint to the Council/Environmental Health about being woken up at 6:45am every single f'ing day... then I think about what a crappy day at work I'm going to have... :thumbsup:

Invariably I think "Oh sweet Lord, you've forsaken me again and I have to go to work ........ but I'll just have another 5 minutes zzzzzz"

25 mins later:

"SH*******T!"

:hihi:

"How did I end up this way round?" whilst lieing across my bed.

or

"I don't want to go to work!"

or sometimes I think absolutely nothing at all. Its days like that I know I'm not gonna get much done.

And sometimes and I think "What a lovely day, I'm looking forward to it." then I stand in a dog poo and it all goes wrong.

Originally posted by Dragon
Say what Katy? Is this another one of those decypher it yourself sort of things?

You wake up in the morning and think of your fridge?

Strange.

Dragon

dragon my bf and my little boy always eats breakfast and i know they will want breakfast as soon as im awake so i think of it straight away so i know what im doin for them then i can worry about gettin myself sorted in a mornin.

'Oh god... there can't be a flock of seagulls in my room AGAIN?'

Then I turn off my 'nature sounds' alarm clock!:D

Or sometimes I incorporate the bird sounds into my dreams, because they start off very quietly at first before getting louder.

So then I wake up thinking I'm a bird!

Which can lead to a few moments of rising panic when I realise that some bugger has nicked my eggs during the night! :hihi:

I had a strange one this morning when my alarm went off i reached over to cuddle my boyfriend only to discover he wasn't there!!

So my first thought was 'where the bloody hell has he gone??' my second thought was 'oh my god he's scarpered in the middle of the night !!!' :(

It took a minute for me to realise that he hadn't stayed over last night :loopy:

Like alot of other people on here mine is "oh, an extra 5 mins wont hurt" then again "just an extra five mins" each time thinking about what i can not do that morning just so i can stay in bed. evenutally i just stay in bed until about 5mins before i have to leave and then sprint out of the door.

I usually wake to my weird "gay teddybear dancing thru a meadow with his tweety bird friends" alarm (Samsung D500 should know the one I mean).. at which point I sometimes :

1. Sing/dance along with the gay teddybears

2. Wonder what day it is / ask do I need to get up for work (this can take some time and often requires a second opinion and/or documentary evidence)

And nearly always in the first few seconds of consciousness..

3. Think "Is it sunny?" - as this has a massive effect on my ability to drag myself out of my lovely warm and cosy bed!

If I'm working the early shift (with a 5.30 start) It's usually... "Ohhh why do I do this? I don't get paid enough... I'd give anything just to stay in bed a little later..." Then I look at my BF snuggled up and wish I were back in the sack with him lol! Feeling quite jealous, I put all the lights on whilst I get ready... To get him up ofcourse, for his 7am start... Not just me being nasty :P :P

This is not my house is usually one to worry about.

Truthfully though - my first thoughts are probably - Is it tomorrow already. I've only just closed my eyes.

Dragon

sort of "urgh! yawn oh no"

Wonder if my play 4 number came out last night ?

I always think "Sod it" and go back to sleep.Im retired now in anycase.!

What is your initial thought in the morning.It's usually: damn I need a wee.

Damn...I was going to say ' Damn..I need a wee'

Originally posted by spyro2000
My initial thought in the morning is "jeez is that the time, best get off the net and go to bed" :blush:



dont worry love im the same.

Sam Miguel and Caprice you are both up very early! Please remind me of what you both do for a living and i will make sure that i dont ever do that! Caprice even your fella's 7am start is the pits.

Well i think i am just the same as everyone else, is it already morning and surely another 5mins wont hurt!

Oh and living in new apartments-not s1 but smiliar style! that means that i hardly ever get much sleep!

Was woken up by idiots coming in at 3am this morning! They must be made of tough stuff for that late on a week night!/morning!!!!