They all do something gross at some point don't they? Well, Twingle 2 did something vile today.
Gave both girls a bath, two clean babies, lots of happy playing, lots of splashing and one soggy mommy later I decide it's time to get them out.
Out comes Twingle 1, quickly put wrapped up, nappy on and put safely, turn round to Twingle 2 who had pooed in the bath, the poo is floating and her brand spanking new toothbrush which she had previously been happily chewing on for the first time ever...is sadly missing, at the bottom of the bath.
Cue masses of disinfectant and one baby who had to have a shower whilst being held over the bath :gag:

i sympathise. baby babychicks had a particularly mustardy cr@p in the bath not that long ago. i confess it made me cry as my back hurt, i'd only had a couple of hours sleep a night since she was born, and i had mastitis in both boobs. in retrospect it was rather funny seeing those seedy bits spread out in the tepid water while the baby happily wiggled and spread it all over herself.:hihi:

Eeeewwwww. Still, good stories to tell when they bring a fella home... 'Mum this is...(enter fellas name here)'
'Oooh nice to meet you, now shall I tell you about when ...(enter name here).. was little and she pooed in the bath...by the way we're having roast beef and mustard tonight, anyway... (tells story) oh, you have to go, what a shame?'

Maybe I shall save Twingle 2's to share with all her mates on her 18th birthday, or on her wedding day, hehehehe evil huh?

Apparently my gross moment was my Dad changing my nappy and then swooped me up into the air, all clean and happy, so I puked down his arm! That's gratitude for ya!

I'm pretty grossed out by cosycub sharing his yoghurt with the dog. He does it with all his food, and they're both slippery, conniving little rascals about it despite all my best intentions to stop it...seeing that great big slobbery tongue swish about in the yoghurt pot, immediatley followed by little fingers or spoon...yuck!!!!

As for poo. Well, I tried some of those pull-up nappies last month. Hmmm. I can honestly say it was a poo apocalypse in that child's crib one memorable morning! I'll never be the same again, and neither will Farmman, lol. First I knew about it was a one-sided conversation from him, very calm and remarkably good humoured, considering, about how cosycub would be getting the first bath, instead of him. Funny, I thought, cosycub has his bath at night. Little Mummy alarm bells started ringing, so I got up and...well, one poo-covered cosycub (hair, hands, legs, face) threw himself at me, his bed was slathered in it, his sleeping bag, his pyjamas, Cat and Monkey (his imaginatively named little pals) everything. So yummy, I skipped breakfast.
Back to normal nappies. Lol.

Disgusting children again...please don't read while eating or on your way to eat!

Our darling dog ate some very rich dog food belonging to my Mum's dog this weekend and on Monday afternoon was very, very, very sick in the back garden where cosycub and I were playing.
I'm a sympathetic vomiter, and completely lost my head, panicking and running inside to get bags by the dozen to clean it up, considering calling Farmman home from work to deal with it, lol, and idiotically leaving the cosycub outside with dog and vomit. Bet you can guess where I'm going with this...
When I got back outside, he'd found a plant label and was digging about in it like it was a sand pit. He was in it up to his elbows!!!!! Filthy!!!!! I was promptly just as sick as the dog. Why do they do these things??????

Sorry, I did warn you, lol. I like to share the misery.

my kids are now 17 and 15 but when they were toddlers my daughter way sat in the bath laughing hysterically at something or other and i lifted my son into the bath to join her (facing said jolly one) as soon as his feet hit the water he started peeing............. you guessed it - straight into her wide open mouth! I don't think I have ever moved as fast in my life, but she never flinched!:gag:

My niece once had a poo in the pocket of her father's pool table.
Potting the brown as it were.

OMG Laugh! My sides hurt! I suppose i've got all this to come, not had anything half as funny yet....