Not content with (badly) remaking every decent film ever made, Hollywood producers are looking to reality for inspiration for once. Wrong man Guy Goma, who mistakenly appeared on the Beeb's News 24, has sold his story to slavering Hollywood execs... a non-stop action-packed trilogy is currently in the planning stages. Chris Rock has been chosen to play the Nigerian-born cabbie.

(the last two statements are bo**ocks, but you nearly believed me, didn't you?)

Story (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/23082006/344/accidental-star-guy-inspires-movie.html)