Made me laugh...................

Driving behind a pimped up car today, massive alloys, something like a corsa but really old! DIY paint job in a metalic blacky/grey! tinted windows! Hip-hop type music banging out! every time it got to a red light it screeched to a stop!

Pulled up along side! Old grey haired granny about 70! wearing Baseball cap!

I stalled the car laughing!

Genius. Regaining her youth in the most inappropriate way possible. Thats what I want to do when Im old. And to make others laugh too :hihi:
Last time I was in Devon there was an elderly woman on the beach, wig, full make up, v e r y s m a l l bikini and had forgotten her teeth. Scared the life out of me.

It reminds me of a few years ago when I was in the queue at Bents Green Post Office. A sweet little old lady was drawing her pension, and put the loose change in her purse. She moved to another counter and opened it again, but her hands were dithery and she spilled the coins on the floor. A couple of us picked them up for her and she paid for whatever she was buying and hobbled slowly out of the shop on her stick. The other customer made some comment such as 'Poor old Dear', but the shopkeeper said 'Just you watch'. We did, and she hobbled to the kerb and got into the driver's seat of a highly customised Anglia, with huge chrome exhausts along the sides, started up and with screeching tyres roared off down the road in a cloud of dust.

Made me laugh...................

Driving behind a pimped up car today, massive alloys, something like a corsa but really old! DIY paint job in a metalic blacky/grey! tinted windows! Hip-hop type music banging out! every time it got to a red light it screeched to a stop!

Pulled up along side! Old grey haired granny about 70! wearing Baseball cap!

I stalled the car laughing!


well, i like to get out sometimes. of course, in the old days i would have jumped on a donkey and travelled for 3 days to get to the market...